The Good Doctor is declaring a NO-UNZIP-YOUR-FLY ZONE in Toledo, OH. Yes, that Toledo.
I have a trusted source who has informed me that the various ABSs in Toledo have been visited by the local authorities, and in one case an arrest was made. The ABSs have become popular in recent times, and it may be a case they became too popular.
Be careful out there... And when in doubt, don't.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE JOURNAL.