Here is The Editor and his Flash report from Portlandia.
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On a recent night, the stars aligned perfectly. That was not at all evident in Portland with cold rainy skies. Saturday afternoon at the Oregon Theater was a bust and there were no afternoon flags at the Paris. I stopped in the Paris Theater about 5pm just to check in and what a surprise, Brent was standing guard duty in the lobby. We had a nice brief chat as there was Couple #1 inside the theater. She was a very pleasant 30's BBW, who was naked on the arena table down front. They had stopped in for some playtime and then were on their way.
Brent and I headed to a quick dinner, then on to the O as we thought action there would start earlier. There were about 20 guys at the O with the only action was M:M as expected. After the better part of an hour reminiscing, there was a red flag posted at Paris, so off we go about 8pm. Couple #2 was middle aged wearing a costume consisting of a white collar with plaid tie and a matching string bikini bottom. She was solid with nice large breasts. She was selecting lucky members of the audience for intimate encounters at the entrance to the couples area.
About 8:45 couple #3 arrived. He was 40's tall, average size, she was 30's tall, longer straight hair, thinner with B size boobs, although they were not immediately evident. They had barely been settled when couple #4 arrived. They were a shorter trim couple who looked a bit like tourists who wandered in and weren't going to be staying long, but they headed down to the lockers in front and started stashing their coats. Then she changed from her rain suit pants into a skirt and short lace top. This turned out to be Handy Pete and Nicole, as advertised! After quick introductions, they made their way to the rapidly filling couples section.
Very quickly C3 and C4 both got active with their partners. The important parts were quickly exposed to the approving audience.Things moved along nicely and the p'gallery was enjoying the very explicit show. It's difficult to describe the action, but tongues were active and positions exchanged. It was also evident that there was interest between C3 and C4 with tentative touches between them. Before long, the men switch partners and the fun continued. Every eye was glued to the ladies.
Things were going well when couple #5 arrived. They were a late 20's taller trim couple. With the heavy action going on just inches away, they had to play catch-up or take a relative backseat. They chose catch-up! She quickly shed her top and bra proudly showing the crowd her nice pointy tits. They both were being very physical and passionate with lots of pulling and mostly playful slapping. She was soon stripped of her jeans and blowing him. This caught them up with their active neighbors.
Soon all 3 couples were banging hard. C5 involved a lot of ass slapping and got a primitive animalistic nearly violent hard banging thing going on. From my vantage point in the annex, all 3 were going strong and it was incredibly hot action with all 3 couples reaching climax about the same time. It's likely that some audience members contributed to the moment.
As things appear to settle down, when Ms 3 was led, naked, to the arena table by the stage. 98% of the audience followed close behind. She laid on her back on the table with her man fingering her; the few lucky gallery members had a good time playing and pleasing her. Mr 3 invited "qualified" members to partake of the prize.
Pete and Nicole were watching the scene. He asked me to "watch out for her" while he ran to the lobby. My not speaking French was no impediment to performing my duties, except Nicole had a mind of her own. Without a word, she made her way through the crowd and flopped up onto the table beside Ms 3. The gallery took that as an open invitation and the mood ratcheted up a couple of notches. When Pete returned and I explained that she took off on her own, he was not surprised and I was relieved. Her petite stature and apparently shy nature are 100% deceiving.
Did I mention both ladies are HOT? The ladies were real crowd pleasers and took care of the crowd. Caressing the breasts of one then the other was quite enjoyable. Every one had a wonderful time. The ladies needed a break and the couples returned to the safety of the back area. They were not, however, completely exhausted and took the opportunity for another round of relatively private playing.
Couple #5 was pushed into the corner near the entrance to the private area. She was wearing a long striped knit skirt. After watching the action, she got down to blow her man, this evolved into her stripping and them screwing just as the now swapped C3 and C4 were doing. C6 sat possibly terrified and certainly overwhelmed. She had on a short pleated skirt so they might have had something less radical in mind, but they were out of their league this night.
A few other couples came in and enjoyed the show. The hot couples looked so good and the action was so hot, that even regular couples recognized the level of this evening was off the charts.
Now it was nearly 1am and C3 packed up. Pete and Nicole were beat as they were several time zones away from home, so they called it a night. They are both nice normal folks, highly recommended!
Just when the spectacular night appeared to be wrapping up, things looked up.
More to come...
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Doc here again... The Paris is THE #1 adult theater destination in the US, and reports like the one above are the main reason why. Between the solid action at the theater, top notch reporting by Brent, floyd, and visiting reporters like The Editor and Bob in Biloxi, make The Rose City top shelf.
Part 2 will be posted online later this week.
Thanks,
Doc