Doc here, a man who some say can kick a meatball with enough force to break the sound barrier, with a Flash Report. Senior reporter Chauncey Gardiner made a recent trip to Hartford's always awesome Art Cinema, and has filed this report with the news desk (me).
Take it away, sir...
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Hello Doc and readers,
Had the chance to go to the Art Cinema on a Friday afternoon to see a couple that advertised on Craigslist that they were coming to put on a show with some possible touching at 12:00 noon.
I arrived at about 11:50, and Ralph had already started the movie for the dozen or so early arrivals, including the couple who advertised. At precisely noon, the regular feature started up, and the couple started putting on a show from the front row of the balcony, and the wolf pack started to assemble in front of the screen and the seats below.
After about 20 minutes, the couple came down stairs and apparently met a gentleman they knew in the lobby. They proceeded to the open row at the middle of the left hand side of the theater, and sat down right next to me, where I had been patiently waiting, as all experienced participants in this thing of ours do.
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The lady was very attractive, with shoulder length black hair, wearing a black dress that was unbuttoned down the front to reveal her black bra & panties. She started by kissing one of the guys, and then the other.
At that point, the pack swarmed around her, and most of the 40 guys who came to the theater were in her face and space. I put up a hand and said, "guys, you need to move back and give her some space." They did, but it was too late. The three of them got up and lucky for us, instead of leaving, headed back up to the front row of the balcony where they proceeded to put on quite the show. She was very vocal and at times was louder than the movie.
They played until 1 PM, and then the 3 left.Guys, I cannot emphasize this enough. You got to give the ladies their space and be patient, otherwise everyone loses. If you are that horny that you've got to swarm a woman like she's fresh meat, then you need to take a cold shower or rub one out before you get to the theater. What could have been a really fun time almost turned into a total disaster.
-- Chauncey Gardiner
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Doc here again... Many thanks to Chauncey Gardiner for another insightful report from Hartford's Art Cinema. Chauncey is 100% correct - Guys, please give the couple's space and BE PATIENT. I have been preaching Dr. Emilio's Golden rule for years now: "Be patient, and good things will happen." This almost disaster could have been avoided if the guys took a deep breath and let things happen organically.
As you were...
Thanks,
Doc
