The Lone Sailor made two visits to Hartford's awesome Art Cinema, and is here with his yeoman's report.
Take it away, sir.
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Doc,
First time reporter and long time viewer of your wonderful blog, The Lone Sailor reporting from the amazing Art Cinema in Hartford, CT with two visits.
The first being the Halloween spectacular this past Saturday. The Lone Sailor arrived just after 8 p.m. Solo after a series of unfortunate events left this intrepid reporter without a date. Nonetheless, I decided to continue my mission undaunted and entered the lower level of single males. The theatre was absolutely packed with the elusive couples balcony filled with couples. As I made my way amongst the assembled single crowd I faintly heard the sounds of a spanking occurring above signifying a good time.
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| The Art Cinema Balcony View |
Two couples came down and appeared uninterested in sharing their wonderful wealth. At about 8:45 a lovely blonde woman escorted by an older gentleman entered the single mans lair, and proceeded to provide oral services.
At the same time another couple descended to this single mans area which I will call "Davy Jones Locker" and stated "I don't suck cock but you can jerk off on me ". Quite the crowd gathered, between the blowjob giver and the masturbatory receiver. Unfortunately for this intrepid sailor, due to the crowd and my uneasiness to participate in such a high volume crowd, I was unable to "drop anchor" so to speak.
Undaunted, I returned 10/31 to see if Halloween would bring anything . As it was only 2 pm, nothing would transpire. One couple entered and put on a show for us down below that was intense. Again, I was unable to "drop anchor".
Whilst both experiences were not gratifying , I will return based on my visits. I will note the following for those of us cursed to be "lone":
1. Don't swarm, you're preventing anything that might happen from happening
2. Wait for the go ahead
3. They are not pieces of meat, you should not treat a couple as such. Always always say hello
4. Standing along the edges, crowding the exit of the couples balcony constitutes swarming
5. Don't run around the theater nude, or for that matter, don't stand at the bottom jerking off, you look down right creepy
6. Bathe, Bathe, Bathe and if you smoke , breath mints and cologne. It's gross if you don't.
Doc, can't wait til your in Hartford once again. I'd love to meet you. Keep up the good work, and thank you for this wonderful blog. As always this sailor loves being lone, but if any CT or MA ladies want an escort up to the balcony, I stand ready to serve my country again.
Yours in Battle,
The Lone Sailor
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Doc here again with thanks to The Lone Sailor for his service to our country, and to our Journal of Adult Theaters. Nicely done, sir, and keep up the great reports!
I am looking forward to my next trip to Hartford, and to help the great folks there host an event. I wished I could get to The Art Cinema for the Halloween festivities, but "I will return" there soon.
Thanks,
Doc