Doc here, a man who some say apprenticed to be a coxswain, but bailed out after three lessons because he was uncomfortable telling people he was a coxswain in training, with the return of senior reporter, The Captain.
This old sea dog has returned from dry dock with a tall tale of Texas pride, a few conquests, and fresh stick of Mennen, and he is ready to spill the beans to you, the good readers of The Journal.
Take it away, Cappy!
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Ahoy Doc,
After spending a long winter on ice breakers running up and down the Great Lakes the Captain and his "firstmate" needed some sun and fun and headed to Dallas for a week of shore-leave recently.
The first order of business in any new port-o-call is recon. I turned to the trusty waterproof laminated copy of the Journal of Adult Theater Database and plotted my course to two destinations.
My first stop was Exxxposed on a Friday afternoon about 2pm - this is a very large adult bookstore with a viewing arcade and newly remodeled theater area. Plenty of video/mags/toys in the store area. The admission to the arcade is free (men only - no CD/TV or women, even if accompanied by a gentleman).
The arcade booths a take $1/$5/$10/$20's) Not sure how long a $1 lasts there as I didn't try it, taking only a brief walk-through.
Theater admission is $15 for single men, I didn't see the prices for couples (maybe $18 or $20?). You can search online but the prices and picture you'll find are out of date. In the back corner of the bookstore is a big neon sign that indicated "Theater" but that's the old entrance. The new entrance is in the front of the store across from the bathrooms. A couple was coming out as I was going in and another couple came in during this 2 hr window, but opted to play privately in the viewing room.
Walking into the new area through a dark tinted glass door, on your right is a TV area with regular TV shows playing as a place to relax and chat, with 2 black leather couches and a coffee table. Heading down the tile hallway (I can just hear the clicking of high heels on a Saturday night!) there are 5 or 6 private viewing rooms ($1/5/10/20) with large leather furniture to play on.
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| Xposed Dallas, TX |
I hung out for about 2 hours chatting with the local gents and getting the lay of the land. Theater is open 24/7. Unfortunately Fri and Sat nights from 9pm to daybreak is couples preferred with single men needing to purchase a VIP admission for (please be seated before reading any further).................$125. Talk about sticker shock!! I checked in on Saturday night and there was a small group of single males in the parking lot checking out the couples as they went in weighing the heavy decision of the hefty admissions versus the eye candy that went before them.
Saturday night was much more fruitful. I headed to the Lido about 10pm, knowing the VIP admission was $175 (that's not a typo - that's a seven) and it's limited to 3 gentlemen at a time upstairs. Couples are $18 - I opted for a $40 two hour viewing room rental and was sternly but politely cautioned to stay in the room and not wander. At the end of the hallway near the entrance door a staff member is positioned to ensure everyone follows the rules. I was escorted to the room by a member of the staff who put $20 in the machine and wished me luck!. The door was left open to allow the couples passing by to see who was available
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| The Lido Theater Dallas, TX |
He must have been Irish because within 20 mins a beautiful tall blonde in her 40's came in wearing a tight knit dress and her husband who was more mature than her. A taller latin man in a cowboy hat came in right behind them and closed the door. I didn't know if he was with them, but he stayed on the other side of the room.
We made introductions and brought my first mate to attention while the couple had a short conversation about what he wanted her to do. After their discussion she lifted her dress to reveal no panties and clean shaven tan kitty and proceeded to play hop-on-pop as I was still sitting upright in the couch. She wiggled and squirmed and bounced and coaxed two orgasms out of me before taking a break. As I recovered the tall latin man asked to fuck in her the ass and her husband told her to bend over for him. They couldn't quite get the motions right and the the couple decided to return to the theater.
I cleaned up and stepped near the doorway to the room and talked a little with the guy in the room across the hall asking about the activity level that night. While we were talking a cute as a button 23 yr old brunette, with D boobs and an ass to match walked by with a tall slender black man as her companion. They reached the end of the hallway and she turned around and came back to me and asked if her boyfriend could watch me fuck her in several positions, I stammered out a "yes" not believing my luck and knew with her hot body my first mate would spring right back into action.
They came in, made introductions and proceeded to make me stand at attention quickly while I ran my hands over her beautiful curves. We proceeded to fuck on all the furniture and she would suck on her boyfriends cock from time to time keep him hard all the while telling him all about what my cock was doing in her. They stayed about 15 mins and I was fully satisfied. He took several pictures of us in action - attached is one of her. I left the Lido about 2am, and there were still many couples coming and going throughout the night of all shapes and sizes. Only some of the viewing rooms are rented out with the rest available to couples seeking privacy outside the theater.
Sunday afternoon about 3pm I stopped back into Exxxposed to kill some time before casting off and my luck from Saturday night continued. I entered the theatre with no expectations of seeing anyone and to my amazement was a beautiful latina in her late 20's, with C boobs, pencil eraser nipples and perfect handful of ass being caressed by and stroking two guys plus her husband in the front row. I watched waiting my turn and stroking my first mate in appreciation of her sex appeal.
My turn came and I kneeled down in front of her and begin to caress her bald kitty with gentle wave like motions from my tongue bring her 2 orgasms as she laid back and enjoyed. After this she stood up and bent over to continue blowing her husband and her husband hiked her dress back up and turned her towards me. How could I resist? She indicated she didn't want to be fucked so I kneeled down and began working her with my tongue again from behind. She pushed back on my tongue letting me know just where she wanted it. After about 10 more mins of this the couple went into a private room for about 30 mins and enjoyed themselves. She winked and swung her hips as they left theater - I think she'll be back!
All in all an amazing shore-leave!
The Captain
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Doc here again... It's good to have you back, Cappy! It's been way too long sir!
This old sea dog continues to do an excellent job of capturing the scene he walks into, as well as the encounter itself in an equally entertaining fashion. He also provides the insight to make YOUR next visit to any adult theater.
That Cappy... He is a giver.
Thanks,
Doc