Doc here, a man who some say was once the Grand Marshall of the Grand Floral Parade in Portland, only to be ousted from that position after he was caught giving mustache rides to ladies in an alley off of Burnside.
Mt good friend and colleague, Brent from Portland, posted this tremendous report from a very hot night of theater sex action at The Paris Theatre on Friday night. I would be remiss if I didn't share it with you, the good readers of The Journal.
Here we go...
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Doctor,
My computer is being constantly monitored while I'm on The Internet, looking for words and phrases that will help marketers get ideas on things I might be interested in buying. Hence my Spam folder is full of emails enticing me to click on to websites to buy..........flags!
Thanks, Paris!
Last night I took things for granted until the end of the night when the last couple and single woman reminded me why "this thing of ours" is still so vital to me. I spent a large portion of the evening at The Paris in front of the big fan, wondering if maybe I should be over at The Oregon where couples were coming and going and Jessica had already reported on a great show by a hot little 18 year old.
Things got better when K and J showed up at The Paris and a friend of theirs from the bay area was there to greet them. He fucked her for a while and then other studs took over. She was a busy gal last night, getting fucked in The Annex and in The Oasis, by all shapes sizes and colors. Her pussy reminded me of that movie, " A River Runs Through It." Of sperm, that is. Talk about your white water rafting. She is so sexy, with her big breasts, long sturdy legs and insatiable sex drive. She had a dreamy satisfied look on her face while this one guy long- fucked her with his big table side pepper grinder.
Ladies ,forget about face lifts and anti aging cream. Just get fucked by an eager young stud who can keep up with you and watch the years wash away from your face.
There were other couples in and out. One pretty girl gotturned on watching J get fucked . She showed her breasts and made out with her boyfriend on one of the benches near the railing next to The Penis Gallery.
J and K left around 2:30 am . There were no couples and the streets around The Paris were getting quiet after a hot night of clubbing and drinking. I decided to give it until 3 am. If no couples showed up I was calling it a night.
Ten minutes before 3 am, a couple walked in to The Paris. He was tall with boyish good looks and she was a cute soccer mom type with light brown hair and a soft curvy body. They started out in The Oasis. She was rubbing her pussy through her shorts with one hand and playing with his dick with the other hand. Then she got on her knees and started giving him a blow job.
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Guys were standing next to the chain when the clerk came in with a single girl who looked a little bit like Leah Remini, only skinnier. The clerk chased the guys off the stairs and the single gal went back out with the clerk. Meanwhile the couple got up and left The Oasis like they were going to leave, but instead of leaving, She suddenly dropped to her knees and started sucking the dick of one of the young guys who had been standing next to the chain. He was a good looking latin or light skinned black, military type, very clean cut and very anxious to be with her. I reached in and started rubbing her pussy and soon she was surrounded by men and loving it.
They managed to make their way to The Arena and soon the eager military stud was fucking her very wet pussy, an older guy was face fucking her and she was eagerly sucking back on it, and, she was jerking guys off with both hands. She was a busy little beaver, a one woman band of 'this thing of ours'. I'm not sure how many guys she fucked, sucked off or jacked off but at least three guys fucked her twice. I could see the lust on her face. There wasn't a dick she wouldn't suck jack or let slide into her sweet pratt as long as it was hard and, in the case of her vagina, it had to be wrapped. She sucked and fucked old, young, fat, thin, three inches to ten inches, white, brown or black, cut or with the skin pulled back. When she didn't have a dick in her pussy there was a licking tongue or probing fingers keeping her in a perpetual state of arousal.
Meanwhile the single girl was sucking off a few guys next to The Arena. Then I noticed she was in the little theater (there was a lot of crossover last night) Then she was back watching the cute soccer mom. Guys were around her with their dicks out. She finally found two guys she liked and disappeared with them. She didn't take her clothes off or show any of her charms while she was there. I think she was looking for a specific type of man and didn't want to reveal too much in the theater.
The couple was getting ready to leave. She was standing in front of the big fan to cool off. The first guy to fuck her, the eager guy, was rubbing her back. Other men were standing around with big smiles on their faces . They all knew they had been part of something special.
On the way out the door she said to her husband. "I ended up doing a lot more than thought I would tonight."
Amen to that.
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Doc here again... Many thanks to Brent to yet another 5-Star adult theater report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours. I will see you this weekend in Portland, sir.
Thanks,
Doc