Doc here, a man who some say apprenticed to be a coxswain, but bailed out after three lessons because he was uncomfortable telling people he was a coxswain in training, with the return of senior reporter, The Captain.
This old sea dog has returned from dry dock with a tall tale of Texas pride, a few conquests, and fresh stick of Mennen, and he is ready to spill the beans to you, the good readers of The Journal.
Take it away, Cappy!
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