Doc here, a man who some say finished 5th at a blueberry pie eating contest on the 4th, with a special Couple's Flash Report (for a couple of different reasons).
First of all, please welcome to The Journal, first time contributors Mr. Loving Husband (LH) and his wife, LovingWife (Love).
LH and Love have done a tremendous job on their first report, and it's a tag team effort! Love goes first with her point of view on an evening at Xposed in Dallas, TX. And when she is wrapped up, LH steps up and gives his perspective on the evening and events.
This is some great stuff...So sit back, pop open that Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report.
Take it away LH and Love!
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Mr. LovingHusband (LH for short) and myself LovingWife (Love) had our first visit to an adult theater this past weekend and we thought we'd share a His/Hers review of our experience at the Xposed Theater in Dallas on Saturday 6/13.
Ladies first, so here is LovingWife's review-
I was lucky enough to connect via email with The Oral Reporter and he was very helpful in answering some of my many questions about what to expect and that combined with his previous review made me pretty sure we were going to have a great time on our first adventure. He was going to try and meet us there but unfortunately that didn't work out. There's always next time. I'll apologize if this is too long but I tried to include the kind of information I was looking for a few weeks ago before our first experience.
We weren't really sure what the best time to show up would be and since it was a bit of a drive we decided to err on the side of being early and first arrived to check it out around 7pm. When we first got there we walked around the retail section looking at the toys and movies available. The staff at the front desk were friendly and didn't bat an eye when we asked how the whole theater thing worked. The gentleman we were talking with explained that, since it was a Saturday, after 9pm would be couples only and gave us the basic run down of what we could expect (it was BYOB, there was a theater, playroom etc).
We paid our entrance fee and went back to take a look around. There was really no one there so we poked around and just got the lay of the land. The first thing we walked by were the private rooms. They were all very roomy and I was impressed with how clean everything seemed. We turned the corner to the theater room and it was a nice big area with a lot of couches and they were showing a porn on the wall. It wasn't at all like I was expecting. It was dim but not dark and dirty and my only real complaint is that with all the options out in the front it seems like they could show better porn in the back. Although it did give us something to comment on later while we were relaxing on the couches.
We went back to the playroom and looked around. The huge bed looked like fun and the swing and pole were a nice addition. I'm looking forward to seeing it all in action.
While we were walking around there was a single gentleman who kept following us from room to room. He was respectful and didn't crowd, but since it was just the 3 of it was a bit awkward. I know now that he just wanted to be sure not to miss any of the fun and now I don't think I'd be bothered at all but then it made me a bit uncomfortable.
So we decided to check out the other theater I'd read about - The Lido. It was very similar to Xposed out front - toys and movies. We bought our tickets and went upstairs to the straight theater. When we walked through the door all you could hear was vacuuming. I really appreciate any business like this taking care of cleanliness but it was a definite mood killer. So we walked past the vacuuming and down to the theater. I was disappointed to see the theater when we walked through the door. It was everything I was expecting. Old theater small seats and as we sat down all I could hear was the door in the back opening and closing loudly over and over. No one overstepped but I just wasn't feeling the vibe and was getting a headache from whatever cleaning stuff they were using on the carpets. So we left after about 5 minutes.
We grabbed something to eat and then headed back over to Xposed. It was right about 9:00 when we came back because the staff started getting set up for Couples Night. I was impressed by how present the staff was and that security came through on a fairly regular basis. Not to bother anyone that I saw but to make sure everyone was ok and that there weren't any problems. One of the other things that happened once it was 9:00 was that the bartender/hostess came in. Mr LovingHusband was very smitten with Santana and I admit to having a bit of a girl crush on her as well. She was very friendly and when I said we were feeling a bit lost she took the time to give us the tour and was very frank about what was allowed and what we could expect in the different areas.
To start with we parked ourselves on a couch in the theater, laughed at the bad porn and people watched. There were several single men who had paid for tickets to Couples Night and they were scattered around the theater. After awhile LH's fingers started getting a little frisky under my skirt and that seemed to be the sign they were waiting for. A very polite and attractive guy in a baseball cap came over asked to sit down next to me. I was getting very hot so of course I said yes. Before long he had taken over for LH and I was enjoying the first of several orgasms he gave me before thanking me and getting up from the couch.
Over the next little bit we walked around and sat back down and people watched. We met a few very nice couples that helped us feel more comfortable with everything. They were a big part of why we are already planning our next trip. After a little bit the same guy from earlier came over and we ended up going to a private room where I was skillfully fucked while LH got to watch the show.
We came back to the theater room and there were as many as 8-10 couples coming and going over the next little while and many single guys there as well. We checked out the Playroom next but either I'm too old or the music was just too loud. I wasn't comfortable enough with everything to not be able to communicate with people over the music. Others seemed to enjoy it so that was awesome but we stuck to the theater room.
I guess word got around that LovingWife was there to play because the men were much more overt in their interest after we came out of the private room. None of them were rude and didn't overstep my space unless permission was asked but it was definitely a different vibe than before. While we sat and relaxed an older gentleman sat down and asked to use his fingers on me, which I agreed to readily.
Followed by a younger man in a fedora asking if he could fuck me right there. I wasn't about to turn that down and it was in that moment that I realized I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I enjoyed being the center of that attention, let me tell you. The position I was in wasn't entirely comfortable though so I grabbed my new friend and LH and headed back to the private rooms where I had an amazing time getting fucked by my new friend with a cock that hit all the right places while LH watched.
After that I was ready to head back to the hotel as I was getting a little sore after all the playing. It wasn't exactly what I'd expected and next time I think it will be more relaxing without all the unknowns to worry over but we had a great time and are already planning our next trip.
Can't wait to visit again.
Love
Loving Husband's turn.....
OK, so here's my perspective:
First off, it's not going to be easy for me to slide right into this lifestyle. Not because of any hangups about sex or my relationship with my wife, no, my issues are far more mundane: I'm not a very social person and I'm a bit introverted. I can be social, but while it comes so naturally to some people, it's hard work for me. Keep that in mind the next time you see a wallflower. He/she may be the freakiest fucker out there, but they're just not good at the social aspect.
So, with that in mind, and knowing that I asked my wonderful wife to do all the talking and socializing, I had a blast my first time at Xposed. There was definitely a lot of anxiety involved, but the people were all great, the theater was nice and clean, and watching my wife being pleasured more than a few times was awesome.
We showed up early, not wanting to miss out on any single guys that might catch the wife's eye. It was kinda dead, but we walked around and looked at the different rooms. The private rooms in the entry hallway all have big, wide couches that are easy to clean. Around the corner is the theater, with lots of big, black pleather couches and a bar in the back of the room. (When it's staffed, the bar serves complimentary mixers after 9, but it's BYOB. Water is $2 a bottle.) If you continue through the theater, you'll come to the play room. It's got a mega-bed (just a huge black leather bed) with some benches facing it and some drapes for privacy, there's a stripper pole, and a sex swing. I can see how that room can get intense with the right crowd! Unfortunately, the music was played at a headsplitting volume level, so we didn't spend much time back there.
Since there weren't many other people, we took off and headed to Lido. Lido's theater has a bunch of old, wooden theater seats in a small, classic theater. The seats were way too small for my fat ass and the crowd of vultures (single guys) was a bit too much for us. That's not what drove us out, though. We were both getting headaches from the chemicals they were using to clean the floors. Kudos to them for taking cleaning seriously, but Lido might want to reserve that for the late morning hours from now on, instead of using those noxious chemicals at the beginning of couples night.
We bailed from the Lido and went to grab a bite to eat, then headed back to Xposed. Things were a bit different. For one thing, there were a few other couples there. One of them was lugging around a beer cooler (good idea, I thought). The second thing, and maybe one of the best changes, is that Santana was there. She was the bartender and tour guide. And quite the hottie. She did a good job of making us feel comfortable when we were in a slightly uncomfortable position. She was very helpful and made us feel much more at home.
We sat in the theater for a while, watching some lame porn and some hot porn. It was more interesting to watch the people coming and going. It was cool to see people hook up, and it was hot as hell when a guy finally came and sat next to my wife and asked if he could help out. He introduced my wife to some magical two handed technique right there in the theater!
Loving Husband's turn.....
OK, so here's my perspective:
First off, it's not going to be easy for me to slide right into this lifestyle. Not because of any hangups about sex or my relationship with my wife, no, my issues are far more mundane: I'm not a very social person and I'm a bit introverted. I can be social, but while it comes so naturally to some people, it's hard work for me. Keep that in mind the next time you see a wallflower. He/she may be the freakiest fucker out there, but they're just not good at the social aspect.
So, with that in mind, and knowing that I asked my wonderful wife to do all the talking and socializing, I had a blast my first time at Xposed. There was definitely a lot of anxiety involved, but the people were all great, the theater was nice and clean, and watching my wife being pleasured more than a few times was awesome.
We showed up early, not wanting to miss out on any single guys that might catch the wife's eye. It was kinda dead, but we walked around and looked at the different rooms. The private rooms in the entry hallway all have big, wide couches that are easy to clean. Around the corner is the theater, with lots of big, black pleather couches and a bar in the back of the room. (When it's staffed, the bar serves complimentary mixers after 9, but it's BYOB. Water is $2 a bottle.) If you continue through the theater, you'll come to the play room. It's got a mega-bed (just a huge black leather bed) with some benches facing it and some drapes for privacy, there's a stripper pole, and a sex swing. I can see how that room can get intense with the right crowd! Unfortunately, the music was played at a headsplitting volume level, so we didn't spend much time back there.
Since there weren't many other people, we took off and headed to Lido. Lido's theater has a bunch of old, wooden theater seats in a small, classic theater. The seats were way too small for my fat ass and the crowd of vultures (single guys) was a bit too much for us. That's not what drove us out, though. We were both getting headaches from the chemicals they were using to clean the floors. Kudos to them for taking cleaning seriously, but Lido might want to reserve that for the late morning hours from now on, instead of using those noxious chemicals at the beginning of couples night.
We bailed from the Lido and went to grab a bite to eat, then headed back to Xposed. Things were a bit different. For one thing, there were a few other couples there. One of them was lugging around a beer cooler (good idea, I thought). The second thing, and maybe one of the best changes, is that Santana was there. She was the bartender and tour guide. And quite the hottie. She did a good job of making us feel comfortable when we were in a slightly uncomfortable position. She was very helpful and made us feel much more at home.
We sat in the theater for a while, watching some lame porn and some hot porn. It was more interesting to watch the people coming and going. It was cool to see people hook up, and it was hot as hell when a guy finally came and sat next to my wife and asked if he could help out. He introduced my wife to some magical two handed technique right there in the theater!
Then a very friendly couple came up to us and the other newbie couple sitting on the next couch over and introduced themselves and gave us some friendly advice. That put us even more at ease and made it very easy to agree to go to a private room with magic fingers dude. Let's just say that other parts of his body are just as good at pleasing a woman. That was followed by some more porn and people watching and the introduction of more fingers in the theater, followed by fedora guy offering something more than a finger in the theater. Not sure if it was stage fright, or what, but the wife was amazed at how much the performance improved when we took him to a private room! He gave her exactly what we were hoping to find there for her. It was long and thick and lasted just the right amount of time to wear her out.
We decided to call it a night then. One of the guys had been a little rough with the fingers earlier. Not intentionally, but just enough for her to want to take it easy. I didn't intend to not participate, but that's the way it played out. I was definitely enjoying just watching. I think next time (oh, yes, definitely a next time!) I'll try to be a bit more involved. I guess I'm still a bit self-conscious about my very average (keep telling yourself that, buddy!) size and performance anxiety. Only one way to get over that, though, right?
We decided to call it a night then. One of the guys had been a little rough with the fingers earlier. Not intentionally, but just enough for her to want to take it easy. I didn't intend to not participate, but that's the way it played out. I was definitely enjoying just watching. I think next time (oh, yes, definitely a next time!) I'll try to be a bit more involved. I guess I'm still a bit self-conscious about my very average (keep telling yourself that, buddy!) size and performance anxiety. Only one way to get over that, though, right?
Next time I think we'll bring more stuff. Some things to consider taking to Xposed on couples night: small beer cooler or a bottle of liquor, a sheet or blanket for comfort on the fake leather, a small hand towel or wash cloth, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, and, of course, condoms and lube.
LH
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Doc here again... Wow, where to start on this great report... First of all, a huge thank you to LH and Love for an incredible first report, and congrats on a hot first adult theater experience. You made a great move talking with The Oral Reporter, and picking his brain on this thing of ours.
Secondly, you made your first visit a success by not rushing, taking your time, and by picking the ideal for a stress less evening. Bravo!
I am looking forward to your continuing adventures in this thing of ours...Keep the reports coming in guys!
Thanks,
Doc
Secondly, you made your first visit a success by not rushing, taking your time, and by picking the ideal for a stress less evening. Bravo!
I am looking forward to your continuing adventures in this thing of ours...Keep the reports coming in guys!
Thanks,
Doc