Doc here, a man who some say sent a belated birthday card to Leon (his birthday was April 10th, 2017), but I'm not sure how long he will live...
Dear readers, do I have a special 1-2 punch for you in this great Couples Flash Report from my good friends Max & Sarah!
Nor only are you mere seconds away from reading one of the hottest Couple's Flash Reports I have had the pleasure of editing in a long time, Max & Sarah are also going to be in Portland, OR this weekend! They will be hitting The Oregon Theater Saturday night 10pm-ish, and what better warm up for that visit than this report (and PICS!)
Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and let this report sink in...
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Hello Again Doc & Readers,
We are back with another review of a recent weekend in Dallas.
Max wanted me to write up the whole experience, but, as we have previously
established, once things start happening I am not the most accurate journalist
so he added some notes.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON
The theater we went to in Dallas was Bliss. We were excited for a
few reasons. First of all, in the state of Texas we were kind of running out of
places to go and we had heard great things about Bliss .
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| Bliss Adult Theater Dallas, TX |
I’ll begin with the overall appearance and vibe. Bliss is
nice! Like Colette nice. I was very
surprised. There is a large main room with white couches and a couple of
televisions playing porn. Against the wall there are some small rooms with
beds, with real sheets! I have a thing
about sheets. If you walked down the hallway with the beds you turn the corner
and you are in the theater itself, where are 6 couches.
The place was packed for a Friday afternoon. We had posted on a
few sites that we would be there and I think that at least a few of the guys
there were for us, which made me very happy.
We went into the theater and were followed by almost every guy in
the place. There were so many that I actually got a little nervous. When I get nervous I can be a little
hesitant, like I don’t know where to sit or what to do and that is when Max very
quickly figured out the headspace I was in and took charge.
We sat on a couch in the middle row. Max was at the end of the
couch and I was in the middle. We sat down and we started kissing. Pretty
quickly Max’s hand was up my dress and we were surrounded by guys on all sides.
Max told me to stand up and hand him my panties. And BTW, this is something that Max usually
does. Its his way of saying its time to invite company. |
| The Lovely Sarah! |
I couldn’t tell you how many guys were around us by that point. I was on top of Max and facing the back of the couch. Max grabbed my hair in his fist and pulled my face close to his and said “Get on your knees. On the floor.” I hesitated a little bit, I have a thing about getting too dirty and come on, we all know what is all over the floor. He knew I was hesitating and gave me the look that told me that he wasn’t playing that that I shouldn’t either.
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| Sarah |
I moved to the floor and started sucking Max’s dick. The guys
were getting closer and Max told me to stick my ass out, and he pulled my dress
up. A few of the guys moved in and started touching me, rubbing my ass,
touching my back. It was nice.
UNTIL….
One guy, and I still don’t know who it was, started jamming his
fingers inside of me. Without turning around I gently swatted his hand
away. He did it again, only this time he
also started pinching at my clit, hard, like a lobster. And for the record,
even if I wanted everyone to jam every finger inside of me I would, under no
circumstances want someone to pinch my clit. (ed. note: WTF dude. Guys at Bliss, you need to self-police better when a guy like this douchebag came close to ruining an entire day of adult theater fun. If you see a guy like this again, take him aside and handle it.)
So whoever you are, just don’t do
it. It’s about as hot as it would be if I pinched the end of your dick. Stop
it. It’s awful.
Max could tell something was going on because I kept looking up
at him. But I wasn’t stopping and I wasn’t saying so he couldn’t help. And
frankly, I thought I could handle it and the guy would just go away and we
could have our fun. [MAX: I saw her swatting guys away but when I’m sitting and
she’s sucking my dick I don’t have a good view of what’s going on at her other
end. I thought one of the guys was misbehaving but I wasn’t sure which one and
sometimes it’s hard to communicate in that environment.]
After the SECOND time of waving his hand away he did it again.
Still, without turning around, and while still sucking Max’s dick, I grabbed
his hand by the wrist and threw it off of me. And then he tried AGAIN.
I was pissed. I am pretty sure that Max has never seen me that
angry. [MAX: No I have not. I don’t plan on seeing it again.] I stood up and without even asking Max for my
panties I pulled my dress down and walked out the door. Gentlemen, this is
unprecedented. I have never, in all of the places that we have been to, never
have I walked out. Max knew something
was up but didn’t know what. We got into the car and I told him the story.
I go to theaters to be the slut that I want to be. I get off on
fucking a lot of guys and I really get off on Max being there with me and
seeing me act out the things we talk about. That’s my thing. But I can’t tell
you in strong enough terms how important it is that I can trust that if I say
no, it will be respected. If that had been my first time in a theater I would
have never gone back and Max would never have wanted me to go back. DON’T RUIN
THIS THING WE HAVE BY ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WITH ME WHAT YOU
WISH. I am there by choice and I can choose to leave any time if what is
happening is contrary to what I want.
Do not fuck this up. This dude came dangerously close.
After Max and I talked for a few minutes and I got to yell a bit
I calmed down and said I would go back and give it another try. I liked the
place and most of the guys seemed nice. So I went back in.
Max and I went in and sat on the right side of the middle row. He
sat on the far corner of the couch and motioned for me to sit with him. I
curled into him with my back to the room and we began again. I was kneeling on
the couch and sucking Max’s dick again. As soon as Max started touching me, and
I started sucking his dick I was back in the mood. Max can tell by the way I
start moving and the small noises that I make when I am ready. My little
whimper or a sharp intake of air and he knows that he doesn’t even need to ask.
He can look at me and know that I am wet and I am ready and so fucking willing.
Because we didn’t know which guy was the persistent pincher, Max
waved off any guy that had been around me before. So if you got waved off and
weren’t that guy I’m sorry that you got painted with that brush. Maybe next
time ;)
There were 3 guys rubbing my ass, the insides of my thighs. Max
told them no fingers, just touching. I was still sucking his dick and Max
directed my attention to the man now standing close to the couch. All I needed
to do was turn my head. Max said, “baby,
you need to suck his dick”. I looked up at Max with his dick in my mouth. He
said “come on baby. Get him hard” and I took the new dick immediately into my
mouth and as deep into my throat as possible. The man very quietly said “fuuck
yes”. BTW, I love responses like that. I love hearing how turned on you are.
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| Sarah |
After a couple of minutes Max, gently grabbed my hair and raised my head to his
mouth and said “baby it’s time. You need to stand up”. I did as I was told and
stood up. Max took my dress and my bra off. “Lean forward” he said. I leaned
forward with my back flat and my hands grabbing the back of the couch. The
man’s dick, that was still wet from my sucking it, slid straight into me while
I looked at Max. It was hot. He fucked me hard and came quickly. Again,
something I love.
There was another guy waiting to get his dick sucked but ONLY if I used a condom. He told Max that he had different flavors. And that was a hard pass. Look, I get that some of you who go to theaters have wives or girlfriends and you don’t want them to know and you don’t want to ‘catch’ anything. I totally understand and appreciate your position. But I don’t appreciate it enough to suck your dick in a condom, I don’t care what the flavor is. Never. No. Gross. [MAX: He was another guy who had a hard time hearing “no.” He seemed genuinely shocked that we still said no after he said it was flavored. Like, “but it’s strawberry!”]
So after the non-start with strawberry condom another guy stepped
up and stuck his dick deep inside of me. And he started saying some of the
hottest things to me. Asking if I loved all the cock I was getting. Asking me
if I wanted more. I answered him with small yeses and light moans. I can’t tell
you how much I like dirty talk. So he
was fucking me from behind and I was facing Max who was also standing. The guy started fucking me harder, and
talking more, telling me that I was a good little fuck.
About that time Max
grabbed my shoulders and started pushing me hard back onto the guys dick. Max
was in my ear telling me to take it and telling him to fuck me hard. They both
made me feel like their little fuck toy and the stranger came deep into my
pussy while my arms were draped around Max’s neck. As I felt the last drops of
come throb into my pussy Max leaned into my ear and said “you did so good
little one. Good girl”. I almost came
again just writing that. There were no other takers [MAX: So many guys were shy
that day.] so I put my clothes back on and Max and I made our way out of the
theater.
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| Bliss Adult Theater's Arcade |
[MAX: By the way Bliss also has an arcade. We took a pass through
but weren’t really feeling it that day. Here’s a tip though: if you bring your
girl to Bliss, walk her through the arcade once before heading to the theater.
A whole lot of those arcade guys will suddenly want to pay the theater
admission.]
FRIDAY NIGHT
Max and I really like to play with couples as well and that night
happened to be couples night at Bliss. After having been in the space we were
excited to come back that night. Not a lot to report as there wasn’t much going
on. There were maybe 7 couples in the place. One couple was on a couch and the
husband was playing with her boobs while she used a vibrator. Other couples stared
at the screen without even making out.
Honestly a lot of swinger clubs can be like this. A lot of talk
on line and very little interaction at all. But maybe we caught it too early.
The location has tons of potential.
SATURDAY: XPOSED
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| Xposed Dallas, TX |
This was far and away the scariest theater I have ever been to.
Here’s why:
1. People around outside looked seriously methed out.
2. When we went in the store seemed empty but we could hear and see someone sleeping in the back office.
3. If I can’t get someone to come take my money what would they do if something happened and I actually needed help. I felt really unsafe.
2. When we went in the store seemed empty but we could hear and see someone sleeping in the back office.
3. If I can’t get someone to come take my money what would they do if something happened and I actually needed help. I felt really unsafe.
When they came and took our money and we went into the theater it
was pretty dark with a lot of turns and corners. There were a couple of
patrons, but I couldn’t see anything about them it was so dark. [MAX: It wasn’t
that dark, I think she just had The Fear. It was such a long walk down twisty
passageways though that it really did feel kind of isolated back there, so I
felt kind of creeped out too.] I lasted two minutes and told Max we had to go. We
won’t go back.
SATURDAY: BLISS
When we arrived the parking lot was PACKED, which always makes me
a little scared. When we went in there were dozens of guys. Honestly I have
never seen that many guys in a theater. It was overwhelming to the point that I
needed to sit in the area with the white couches for a while. There were so
many guys that I had to build up the courage to go into the theater at all.
[MAX: I think there were more than 50 guys there, all circling
and watching her, and she was the only woman. It was pretty intimidating, like
am I going to be able to do crowd control without it turning into a mess.]
I curled into Max on the white couch and he talked me down. Guys
were all around us even on the white couches. Max had to ask them to keep back
while he walked me through what we were going to do and where we were going to
sit. We were going to start the way we always did and it would be fine. [MAX: We
actually walked through the theater twice before we picked a spot.
The first
time we walked through, a bunch of eager beavers went in and sat on all the
couches. It made it impossible for us to sit alone on a couch to get started,
it’s like they were demanding that we choose them just because they were
sitting. Not a great move, guys, we almost left right then because we couldn’t
figure out a good place to sit.]
At this point I felt timid but I trust everything when Max is in
charge. We walked into the theater and got on the couch I got on Max’s lap and
started riding him as we kissed. I opened my eyes and there were at least 9
guys standing behind the couch. [MAX: There were also 12 behind her almost
close enough to touch and another 20 behind them. I didn’t tell her that.]
He
told me to take off my panties and give them to him. And in an unusual move,
Max told me to take off my dress and my bra and give everything to him. I am
usually not naked so quickly and felt very exposed, especially with so many men
around. I did as I was told and took off all of my clothes and handed them over
to him.
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| Bliss Dallas, TX |
I quickly got back on his lap to hide a little. And we started making
out again, with me grinding on Max’s lap. He put his mouth next to my ear and
said, low and quiet “take it out”. And I carefully undid his pants and pulled
his dick out. And then he said ‘suck”. So I got on all fours on the couch and
put my mouth on Max’s dick and started sucking. He was whispering in my ear
about how many guys there were and telling me that I was a good girl.
Max waved one guy over who touched my ass and then kind of backed
off. I heard Max tell another guy to come over and he whispered in my ear
“you’re off the leash”, which means he wants to see me really fuck this guy,
not just take it. The guy put on a condom and started fucking me from behind. I
hadn't even seen his face. He had a gigantic dick and I was looking at Max
while he pounded at me from behind. Sometimes this is a good position but
depending on the size of the dick, it can hit my IUD which really hurts. So I
asked him to flip me over. Max got up and joined the crowd of spectators that
were surrounding me and the guy. I heard
one guy say “give them some air’ and they all backed up and this guy and I put
on quite a show.
At one point the guy stopped to put on another condom and Max
tapped me and said ‘Look, you are getting your guy on guy action.’ Sure enough there was one guy leaning on the
back of the next couch staring at me, while another guy bent forward at the
waist to suck his dick.
It’s probably a good thing to mention here, and I’m just gonna
say it outright. I know what you guys do when I am not at the theater. I know
that you guys come there to suck each others dicks, or jack each other off or
even fuck each other. I know this because sometimes Max goes without me to do
exactly that. I think it is absolutely HOT. I love seeing guys play with each
other, and make out and suck each others dicks. I love it. Unfortunately when I
am around, that stops and the focus shifts to me. So for the record, I am way
into watching that and if you were to do it when I am around I would be
thrilled. For real. Do me a favor and play with each other when I’m around. I
fucking love it.
BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING
Our new friend was having trouble staying hard in the condom and
stood up to take it off leaving me with my legs wide open completely naked on
the couch. I could feel every single eye in the place on me and it was amazing.
Then we just started fucking. Hard. He got on top of me and put one of my legs
over his shoulder so he could go in really deep. His face was close to mine and
I started talking to him, because I like giving as well as getting in the dirty
talk department.
I got close to his ear and said, “You like fucking my wet pussy
with your big cock? Doesn’t it feel good? My pretty pussy? Everyone in this
room wants it, and right now its just yours. You’d better fuck me good.”
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| Sarah |
He raised up to look at me while he fucked me hard and I noticed
that his dick was so big that you could see it move under my belly when he
would thrust in. I couldn’t stop watching it. And I looked to my left and saw
Max standing there and I knew he was looking at the same thing.
I was looking right at Max and I said, “I'm about to come oh my
god. Daddy! Daddy.” Max looked at me hard and said “take it.”
The guy fucking me grabbed me and flipped me over onto my belly
so that my knees were on the floor and my stomach was on the couch and he just
kept fucking me. Only now I could feel how his dick would move my belly against
the couch. Later Max said I made noises he hadn’t heard before.
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| Sarah |
The guy grabbed me by the shoulders and flipped me again onto all
fours. There was no other noise in the room except him fucking me and my
whimpers. I asked him if he was going to
come for me and kept saying yes, yes. And he pulled out of me and finished
himself off and came all over my back. I
was spent and so was he.
[MAX: This second visit to Bliss the guys were really good about
policing each other’s behavior, for a crowd that size they were really
well-behaved, and one guy especially was super helpful, even went and got her a
hot towel when she was done. Yes, Bliss has HOT TOWELS, like a real spa. I’ve
never seen the like in an adult theater before.]
Be nice to girls in theaters. If you are you might just get to
fuck them! We’ll be in Portland in this weekend and hope to have more adventures to
report then!
Sarah
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Doc here again... Now I know most of you are now booking flights to Portland to see Max & Sarah, but if I may...
Many thanks to my good friends Max & Sarah for another incredible Couple's Flash Report! This had it all, plus excellent editorial content on expected guy's behavior, a scary theater (Xposed - C'mon guys, you can do better!), and a good to great experience to Bliss in Dallas (guys, work on your self-policing, please).
And Portland, be ready... The lovely Sarah will be on the prowl Saturday night. And I am expecting some great reports from both Max & Sarah, but any of you who will be there to witness and participate at the Oregon Theater Saturday at 10pm-ish. Submit your reports to me directly HERE.
Thanks,
Doc
