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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN

Doc here, a man who some say believes in the three principles of a happy life: faster jets, bigger alligators, and prettier women.  

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda returns with the 411 on a new location (no reports yet on The Journal), Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN.  Take it away, sir!

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Hey Doc! 

Your pal Anaconda checking in with a Flash Report from Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN. This was a new destination for me, so of course my first course of action was to refer to the adult theater database and choose a target. 
Adult Emporium
Evansville, IN
I arrived at Adult Emporium a little before 8PM. You walk into the store and it's pretty scarcely stocked, but I wasn't there to shop obviously. I chatted with the clerk a bit and inquired about the couples traffic. He replied with a very unenthusiastic, "Eh, once in a while, usually on weekends." I've certainly learned to not get my hopes up, especially in a small town on a Tuesday night. The rates are $8 for the theater or $10 for theater and booths, so I went for the combo, and it came with 3 dollars worth of tokens to feed into the booths. Not a bad deal. 

Given the clerk's very apathetic reply to my couples question, I was very surprised that upon entering the "theater" the only occupants were a couple!! They were on the older side, but not bad looking at all. I sat down, watched the movie and waited. 

This mini theater is very much like sitting in a living room. It's bright, not your typical black painted walls, no lights theater room. Three large leather couches + a padded L shaped bench provide plenty of seating. As I sat and watch mid-grade porn, 3 other guys came in, but no action from the couple. They were clearly not there to play as they barely even touched each other for 45 minutes. 

I decided it was time to check out the booths and head back to the hotel. The booth area is a bit of a maze and the booths are pretty small. Almost all of them have some kind of hole. Most are only small holes for peeping into the next booth. A couple booths have gloryholes, but they are VERY rough. (ed. note: Ouch.)They reminded me of a prison break tunnel where the GH was chiseled out using a crude tool, leaving a barely serviceable opening. Even if I knew there was a hot chick in the next booth, I'd be scared to stick my cock through for fear of laceration and/or splinters.

I was really hoping for a lightning strike of good luck since I am going to be painfully close, yet so far away from Chicago tomorrow afternoon. Alas, it was not to be, but I'll be back sometime soon.

Anaconda

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Doc here again... Many thanks to my old pal Anaconda for his usual terrific work in finding this thing of ours in the various ports of call he travels to for work. Well done sir!

You can now follow Anaconda on Twitter, at https://twitter.com/MSexualhealer .  He's a great guy who can drop the hammer when called upon! 

Thanks,
Doc