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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Fantasyland 1&2 in Tampa, FL on 2/2/18

Doc here, a man who some say was once overheard telling a group of young people on a school field trip, "Old school rap is my jam, yo." 

This thing of ours is a fickle mistress at times. At times, it can yield wonders beyond expectations.  At other's, what appears to be be an ideal plan of an evening results in the loser game show noise.
Senior reporter Anaconda, a man sometimes called "El grande serpiente" by the natives of Tijuana, visited my good friends at Fantasyland 1&2 in Tampa, Fl earlier this month, and hit a night that was not typical at this legendary adult theater spot. 

It is here where we pick up our report... Take it away Anaconda!

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Hey Doc!  

Anaconda back with another report.  Like my last one from San Diego, this will be a case study in missed opportunities from a vibrant location in "this thing of ours" that I do not get the chance to visit very often. 
Fantasyland 1
Tampa
My travels took me to the Tampa area last week and I had a free Friday (2/2) night to check out one of the top spots for theater fun, Fantasyland 1&2.  This was my second trip and I was very much looking forward to the opportunity to attend on a Friday night vs. my last trip which was on a Wednesday night and had minimal action.  I was confident that a Friday night would bear much more fruit.

I rolled into FL1 around 8PM to a decent # of cars, but certainly not packed.  I entered, paid my $25 admission and refreshed my memory on the FL1+2 pricing for hopping back and forth (additional $10 for admission to both) on the 12 hour ticket.  I walked into the theater and took a seat.  It was just me and one other dude in there.  There were several guys milling around in the store and chatting it up with the manager behind the counter.  I stayed for about 30 minutes with no change to the crowd and headed over to Fantasyland 2.

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH on 2 Days in January, 2018

Doc here, a man who some say played the role as "Mobster #2" in the 1973 film, "Scream Blacula Scream".  It was not the role of a lifetime.

Senior Journal scribe Dry Clean Only is back, and in this terrific report, covers 2 early evenings at PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH, including encountering a couple who were Journal readers!

Take it away, Dry Clean Only!

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Hi, Doc!

Brief update for you after a brief trip to Pittsburgh in January. I was thinking with my dick instead of my brain and popped into Pulaski at 4:30pm one Wednesday... Of course, no couples, actually nothing going on. The proprietor was a living meme of a WWF star, and was almost begging for me to spend some money. No couples special days or times, but "couples come all the time". The booths are a little creepy in that they only have cheap cloth curtains to serve as doors, and I noticed that in at least one booth there was a black-domed surveillance camera on the ceiling of one booth ---- I think that's pretty slimy. I didn't bother peeking inside the theater as there was only one car in the driveway and it belonged to a guy chatting with the proprietor. The cigarette smoke was a turnoff, too.
From there, I swung down to PastTimes in Steubenville, OH and spent the early and mid evening hoping a couple would appear, which isn't out of the ordinary at PastTimes on any given day of the week. 
PastTime Video
Steubenville, OH
As it turned out, it was about eight guys milling around. Fortunately, business wrapped up on Thursday afternoon a little earlier than I had expected, and I trekked back to PastTimes at about 2pm. I arrived and found the place to have been filled with guys. There must have been about 25 or more guys enjoying the booths and theater areas, while waiting for lady luck to arrive... as Thursday is "couples day" (i.e.free admission). 

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Candi O's Final 12: Chapter 6 - Adult Video on Chef Mentour Highway in New Orleans, LA w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say was once cast in the role of "Domingo" in the 1978 feature film "Piranha". Critics hailed his performance as "unusual", "rough around the edges", and "miscast". 

Well kids, we are half way through our year long journey with my good friend the legendary Candi O, and her last 12 visits to adult theaters across this great country of ours. We have now hit February, and Candi O and her hubby Mr. O found themselves in The Big Easy, New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

Perfect!

Take it away, Candi O!

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Chapter 6 - Adult Video6420 Chef Mentuer HwyNew Orleans, LA
Adult Video
New Orlenans LA
Early February, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, La.

Bubbles, beads, and boobs.


We are halfway through what my husband refers to as our “cum on a legend tour”, lol. We always attempt to cloak our sexual adventures within normal vacations. This chapter brought us to New Orleans during America’s most infamous party.
Candi O on Bourbon Street

Mardi Gras is actually tame by most wild party standards. Bourbon Street was so littered with beads that it was akin to walking on marbles. The majority of which are unearned. My tits, however, were often on full display and my beads were eagerly dropped from crowded balconies. My strings were lighted, ostentatious, and highly coveted. I gave them away for a flirtatious kiss at the bar, a subtle rise in the jeans, followed by a visit to my hotel bedroom. I mounted three nice cocks in this fashion prior to our grand finale; a visit to a local adult venue. 

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Thank You! Now at 4,000 Followers on Twitter! Here is my Thank You Pictorial for you Featuring Jean & Scott w/39 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say was once that kid who danced into your hearts with a tap routine inspired by life of Nicky Santoro, with a special thank you to you, the new and existing readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters. 

This evening, February 24th, 2018, The Good Doctor passed 4,000 Followers on Twitter!  It was a big threshold to cross, and you should be rewarded for your Twitter Follow choice. 

As promised, I would like to kick start our drive for 5K Followers with this rare, comprehensive gallery of real images from my friends and long time contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters, Jean & Scott

From their start in this thing of ours in Toledo (at the late, great Westwood Theater), to their adventures at the awesome Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, to dogging in a remote area of Ohio, they are rock stars in this thing of ours.  Professor Xavier would be so proud of them!

I am pleased to present to you, the new and legacy Followers of The Journal, the very best of Jean & Scott! And, as always, click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images!

Thank you for 4K!
Doc
The Very Best of Jean & Scott!

Thursday, February 22, 2018

R.I.P. Pete - You'll be Missed


Panicos "Pete" Kaloghirou
R.I.P.

Doc here with some news that genuinely makes me sad...

My friend Pete Kaloghirou, the former owner of CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, passed away on January 30th, 2018 (thanks to V for giving me the head's up on this news today 2/22/18).  The past year was hard on Pete, and I'm sure it didn't help in regard to his health. 

I first met Pete in 2004, a short time after I moved to The Valley from my old stomping grounds in NY. Upon doing research on adult theaters and ABSs in the Chicagoland area, I found CTs, and decided to drive by and check it out. 

I pulled into the gravel parking lot of CTs, just in time to see two guys building what I would soon discover to be one of the 4 video booths that would be installed in the store. I joked with them I should have brought my tools, since I was in the midst moving into the Chez Lizardo at that time. We shared a good laugh, and that was the first time I shook Pete's hand. 
(The Former) CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN
During the first few years of stopping by CTs to take in a feature or two, an ever-present fixture at CTs was Pete's dad, who stood (actually sat) sentry by the door, and in very broken English, would tell the person walking in the door fee before saddling up to the counter to pay your admission.  Everyone loved Papi.  And Papi was very old, and eventually Papi was no longer at the front door. 

Papi's passing took a lot out of Pete, and in many ways Pete was never quite the same after that event. 

Starting in 2012, and running through early 2017, I was fortunate to host Pete's biggest night of the year at CTs: the annual "Party with Creampie Cathy" event.  For 6 consecutive years, on a single night, CTs was the mecca of adult theaters in the US. Having a well-known and awesome porn star in the house was good for (monkey) business, and every year Cathy rocked the old place.
Every year, when wrapping up the Cathy event, I would hug Pete on the way out as a way of saying thanks for providing us a safe space for the event. Last year's hug felt a little different, as there were changes on the way, and this was most likely the last event we'd do there.   

And it was. Within 2 months, CTs would be closed for good, a victim of the changing times and a couple of questionable decisions. That last event was also the last time I saw Pete, and the last hug we shared. 

Thank you Pete. You provided a place for many to fly their freak flag in a no-frills environment. A place for years was argueably the most hardcore adult theater in the US. 

Your place saw many a crazy scene, many of which I'll never forget. Much like yourself, sir.  Thank you for everything.

Rest in peace, Pete.

-Doc

PS. I would love to publish a "Best of CTs" series here at The Journal, but I will need your help.  

If you have a special or hottest memory of CTs, please submit a report directly to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .  I have a bunch, like my first encounter with my good friends Stunt Slut Simone & Mr. S, Red Dawn creating content for her site, the crazy run of Matt & Amy, Friday nights with Cathy the BJ Queen, RobinDowntown Jewels, Lainey from Texas, the Lovely Tina, and many, many more. 

Let's hear your reports, as we tip our hat to Pete.  Thanks.

Pardon the Interruption: Normal Activities Resumed

Doc here, a man who some say was a ghost. He didn't see anyone. No one saw him. He was the barber.

Well my friends, you can call off the Lizardo Alert and cancel the APB on The Good Doctor. After a few days away from the editors desk here at The Journal (near the small women's liberal arts college), I'm back in my overstuffed leather office chair, Bloody Mary to my right, a large meatball to my left.  Let's rock. 

I have some great reports in the hopper, including the next Chapter from my good friend Candi O, in her farewell tour of adult theaters. And this one my friends is a doozy. A recap from last Saturday's huge Secret Room 2125: Anniversary Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (co-hosted with the awesome Twistingly) is also coming post haste. And if that wasn't enough, a lot of great Flash Reports from both new and veteran Journal scribes. 

So kids, take a deep breath, your funky Godfather of this thing of ours has plenty of funk left in his gas tank. 

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Monday, February 12, 2018

Visit Announcement! The Arizona Hotwife at Erotic Emporium in Apache Junction, AZ This Weekend!

Doc here with a Visit Announcement for this coming weekend from Journal contributor, The Arizona Hotwife!

With their car problems behind them, The Arizona Hotwife will be visiting Erotic Emporium in Apache Junction, AZ this weekend, 2/16 - 2/18.  I'm sure they'd love to have as much company as possible!

Tell them Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on January 27th and 28th, 2018

Doc here, a man who once performed as a water ski team member in Seaworld's 1991 show, "5 Beauties & a Paesan" in Palm Beach. Reviews were mixed.

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda is back, this time with the details of his back-to-back visits to Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego.  This location is one of my favorites in the US, and my fingers were crossed that Anaconda would have a great time.

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc!  

Anaconda here with a brief report from my weekend at Barnett Adult Superstore in San Diego.  I was really looking forward to this one since it's a spot not on my normal travel route, and frankly pretty far off my radar.  But I've heard you speak very highly of the place and see it on the "Top 5" list at least part of the time.  Couples night... in a beautiful location know for lots of beautiful women... at a top 5 theater...how could it NOT be great?  The theater gods are fickle creatures.

Friday, couples night.  I pulled into a full parking lot around 8:45PM and walked in.  Several attractive couples were checking out the MASSIVE store full of really good merch!  Things were looking up.  I chatted with the attractive female clerk about the rules of the road and the lay of the land.  Your $10 admission gets you a 4 hour pass during which you can come and go as much as you please.  You need $5 to get started in the booths, and minimum $1 after that to keep it going.  And to the back of the store I went... 
I made a loop around the booths first.  VERY impressive.  They are all very clean and very large.  There are no gloryholes, but they are all big enough to fit 2-3 people comfortably, even though there is signage stating that such situations are not legal.  After the loop, I got back to the theater door and gave the universal "I'm ready to watch some porn now, please let me in" wave to the clerk and she buzzed me in.  As you enter, you are in a short hallway, turn a corner and down another short hallway to the theaters.  Not really 1 straight and 1 "alternative", since in each of the 2 theater rooms there were 2 TVs each without a clean delineation of porn type.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

TONIGHT! My Naughty Valentine at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday February 10th, 2018 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated Saturday 2/10 at 1pm: Doc here!  The snow has stopped, the roads are clear, and it's time to make your plans to join us tonight for a big one (party that is): My Naughty Valentine Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago TONIGHT, starting at 8pm and running until 1am!

Some great couples have RSVP'd across social media, and it's going to be a night where Cupid may be shooting arrows all night long!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, Twistingly's limo service has been confirmed, and Futurecast Bob is keeping an eye on the Dopler Radar!  Natalie has the BYOB bar stocked with refreshments, so we are good to go!

The Sexy Dance Contest will start at 10:30pm, so sign up early with Twistingly or myself so you grab a spot. GREAT prizes for tonight (1,2,3 place)!

Couple preferred parking in the rear lot (until it fills up). Get here early is my recommendation!

See you tonight.  Look for the guy in the lab coat!

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated Friday 2/9/18 at 9am: Doc here... OK, I know it's snowing here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. It's snowing in Chicago. It's also February, and that happens. However, by the time of the party Saturday night, it'll have stopped, the lots will have been cleared, Bob and I will have mounted the Lizardo Lantern on top of the building, and it will be go time. 

Wanna sneak peek at tomorrow night's awesome My Naughty Valentine Swag Bags?  Here you go, Hammer: 


It's going to be a great party, and we welcome you to attend My Naughty Valentine at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  The fun starts at 8pm!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say may be America's last, best hope for a medal in the "Baseball Bat in a Cornfield" competition, with an update on Saturday's big Valentines Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL. 

As always, The Good Doctor will be your host, with able-bodied assistance from the lovely Twistingly. The event starts promptly at 8pm, and runs until 1am.

Here is what to expect at the event:

  • Swag Bags for the 1st 50 M/F couples with their paid admission, starting at 8pm!
  • This is a BYOB event!
  • The big Saturday parties at 15th Ave. and the Secret Room 2125 Saturday parties are all inclusive. This means we welcome all: Couples, Single Males, Single Females, & T-Girls. 
  • The Sexy Dance Contest is a HUGE hit at our events, and Saturday's will be no exception. We typically get between 6 and 10 contestants, and the prizes are very cool ($40 retail vibrators and lingerie) for the top 3 finishers. 
  • Couples preferred parking in our rear parking lot (until it fills up). 
  • The awesome Natalie behind the BYOB bar! 
  • New Couples and Single Females: If you'd like a tour, please ask for "Doc" and I'll be happy to assist.  I conduct tours between 8pm and 9pm. 
Next up: Pics of the swag bags for Saturday's party will go online later today!

Questions?  Please feel free to e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 


Thanks,
Doc

Friday, February 9, 2018

Sunday, February 4, 2018

(Updated) 8 Questions with The Good Doctor: Chapter 11 - The Arizona Hotwife w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say will be watching the Super Bowl wearing his favorite bowling shirt, bowling shoes, and wrist brace, in his hope that this is actually a PBA event, and not a football game. 

Happy snowy Super Bowl Sunday from deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. Despite frigid temperatures and blowing snow, I have a little something to pre-game with prior to the big game. 

How about Chapter 11 of "8 Questions"? This time we will be featuring brand new contributor to The Journal, The Arizona Hotwife

The Arizona Hotwife is a very bad girl, and in the coming days and weeks, you'll be seeing a lot of her.  And as an introduction to her, let's get to know her via "8 Questions". And how about some pics of her as well to accompany the piece?

The Good Doctor's questions are in bold, and The Arizona Hotwife's answers are below. 

Here we go!

1. When was your first trip to an adult theater/ABS?

Saturday, February 3, 2018

TONIGHT! Visit Announcement: Nikki & Carey at Tokyo Valentino Saturday Night at 8:30pm!

Doc here, a man who some say will be "signing" the national anthem for this afternoon's midget hockey tournament game between the Lyell Stamp Lickers and the Thomasville Taints. The +/- is 6 goals. 

This weekend in Atlanta, two friends of The Journal of Adult Theaters, Nikki & Carey, will be visiting two different adult venues for some R&R, and they would love some company!

Here is what they have to say:


Hi Dr. Lizardo,

Just a reminder, Nikki will be at her favorite Adult Book Stores in ATL this weekend - 

Friday night at Southern Nights!
Saturday at Tokyo Valentino!

Both night starting about 8:30 PM

Please invite the guys to come out and play!

Nikki and Carey

Both addresses are located in the Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database.

If you'd like to reach out to them via e-mail, you can reach them at rcarey601@yahoo.com !

And as always, please tell them "Doc sent me!".

Thanks,
-Doc

Friday, February 2, 2018

Flash Report! The Nice Guy Meets Princess Jasmine at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in January, 2018.

Doc here, a man who some say only feels comfortable wearing a pair of jorts, no matter if it's Summer or Winter. He is a man for all seasons (of jorts). 

The following report is super cool for several reasons: 1) It's a first time report, 2) The Nice Guy is a long time reader of The Journal, and it was his time to step up, 3) This report takes place at a familiar haunt of The Good Doctor, and 4) I have met the lovely lady at the center of this report (albeit fleetingly).  More on that in my epilogue.

Please welcome to The Journal, The Nice Guy, and his report from 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

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Doc,

Long time listener, first time caller (er...emailer). I have been following your blog for a few years now and have had a lot of great adventures because of the knowledge that you share and the stories that you relay to us. I figured it was about time to share one of my own adventures, and this one needed to be shared...

I found myself in Chicago a couple of weeks ago and had some free time on my hands in the afternoon so I decided to stop by 15th Ave to see what was cooking. It was a frigid day (I don’t think the temperature ever got above 20 degrees) and it was snowing pretty steadily, making for a very slow day at the theater. I have learned that patience is a virtue in this thing of ours, and boy did it pay off on this day. After an hour and a half of moping around the theater I /we finally struck gold!

Around 3:30pm a black sedan pulled into the lot and out stepped one of the most gorgeous women I have ever laid eyes on (not just in the lifestyle). She was dressed in a black overcoat, black and white leggings with a black dress over top. I would guess she was around 5’7”, and weighed around 125 pounds she had beautiful jet black hair and an amazing smile.  She was as well put together a woman as you will see anywhere.