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Monday, February 12, 2018

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on January 27th and 28th, 2018

Doc here, a man who once performed as a water ski team member in Seaworld's 1991 show, "5 Beauties & a Paesan" in Palm Beach. Reviews were mixed.

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda is back, this time with the details of his back-to-back visits to Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego.  This location is one of my favorites in the US, and my fingers were crossed that Anaconda would have a great time.

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc!  

Anaconda here with a brief report from my weekend at Barnett Adult Superstore in San Diego.  I was really looking forward to this one since it's a spot not on my normal travel route, and frankly pretty far off my radar.  But I've heard you speak very highly of the place and see it on the "Top 5" list at least part of the time.  Couples night... in a beautiful location know for lots of beautiful women... at a top 5 theater...how could it NOT be great?  The theater gods are fickle creatures.

Friday, couples night.  I pulled into a full parking lot around 8:45PM and walked in.  Several attractive couples were checking out the MASSIVE store full of really good merch!  Things were looking up.  I chatted with the attractive female clerk about the rules of the road and the lay of the land.  Your $10 admission gets you a 4 hour pass during which you can come and go as much as you please.  You need $5 to get started in the booths, and minimum $1 after that to keep it going.  And to the back of the store I went... 
I made a loop around the booths first.  VERY impressive.  They are all very clean and very large.  There are no gloryholes, but they are all big enough to fit 2-3 people comfortably, even though there is signage stating that such situations are not legal.  After the loop, I got back to the theater door and gave the universal "I'm ready to watch some porn now, please let me in" wave to the clerk and she buzzed me in.  As you enter, you are in a short hallway, turn a corner and down another short hallway to the theaters.  Not really 1 straight and 1 "alternative", since in each of the 2 theater rooms there were 2 TVs each without a clean delineation of porn type.

As I turned into room #1, there was a couple seated in the front row.  They were middle aged and she was a pretty average looking gal.  They were snuggled up, not doing much of anything.  My Anaconda senses told me that this couple was probably not going to do much of anything.  I was right and throughout the night they wandered around a bit, but did nothing but hold hands/lock arms and give snuggles and kisses.  I guess everyone has their own idea of a romantic night at the movies!

A second couple came in around 9:30ish.  He was an older AA fellow and his lady was also a bit older and hispanic.  They were a bit more active than couple #1, but also, very tame in general.  They made out like teenagers on a first date and she was getting lots of attention on her tits from her man.  Eventually, he invited the guy sitting in the row behind to touch her, which he did, getting his sample of her soft boobs.  Several other guys, including me, were invited to touch her breasts.  Nothing more materialized with couple #2.  The farthest they got was him fingering her to a moaning orgasm for all of us to witness. 
Several more couples would come in to peek at the scene out of curiosity, but none stuck around for more than 90 seconds.  One of the ladies was an absolute stunner though!!!  She was dressed to the 9's, tall in her fuck me heels with a splendid figure.  When they peeked in and walked back out, I HAD to see what they were doing and where they'd gone, holding out hope for a possible return.  I needed a break form the uncomfortable theater seats anyway.  

They milled around the store for a few minutes checking out the toys.  I checked out the movies and mags.  (Fun side note - as I was perusing the mags, who did I see smiling up at me from the cover of one but Canada's greatest natural resource, Velvet Skye!!  I found it pretty cool in the moment, wishing she was there in person instead.)  

I stuck around until about 11:30PM, bopping around between the theater, booths and the store.  There was definitely a steady flow of couples, many attractive, that were in the store, but very few spent any time in the theater or booths.  

Saturday - I was supposed to be headed to Portland for my virgin trip to the Oregon Theater this day, but very sadly, I had to bail from my 6AM flight due to an all night rumble with some angry shellfish.  Of all places I thought I'd be safe, it was San Diego, but oh well.  I won't get into that!!!  But I had recovered substantially by late evening and figured I could give the local establishment another shot.

I returned to Barnett about the same time Saturday night, 8:30ish.  I entered the theater and found 1 couple there again sitting in the front row.  They were also not engaged in much, but from their posture and hand placement (on partners' thighs rather than arms) I could tell that the likelihood for action was much higher with these 2, as opposed to their counterparts from the previous night.  They were also the most attractive of the 3 couples that I saw actually spending time in the theater, not just popping in to peek.  I took a seat a respectable distance away and watched patiently.  

They played a little bit there in the front row, but it was minor...a lot of over the clothes stuff.  Then she whispered something in his ear and got up to walk out.  I assumed she was headed to the restroom and told her man she'd be right back, but instead she went over to the other theater room.  A couple other guys and I got up after a minute or 2 and went over to see what was developing.  The lady had chosen one lucky guy sitting in the other theater and  sat down beside him.  She had his pants undone and was working his cock with her hand, which she quickly replaced with her mouth.  After a few minutes of what looked like a very nice BJ, she asked him if he had a condom.  He suited up and she sat down on his cock, reverse-cowgirl style.  She rode him hard, while we all watched, hoping to be next.  That guy busted in his cover and thanked her as he rose to leave.  

She composed herself, redressed and returned to her hubby in the other room.  I imagine she detailed the experience for him in his ear as they sat and watched the movie some more, this time the touching between them was NOT over/through the clothes, but it was still just touching.  After a few minutes of that, they both got up and moved back to the other theater again.  They chose a spot near the back this time and we all wondered what was next.  Was he going to share more?  Was it going to REALLY start getting hot?  Was the one lucky guy a preview of a bigger group scene?

Turns out the short answer is, no.  She alternated between sucking him, stroking him, riding him, and bending over doggy for him for I don't know how long.  It was a hot scene to watch, but there was no audience participation after that 1 lucky guy. 

So, it wasn't a complete bust.  I didn't get to play much, but I did get to see a nice hot scene live.  I have certainly left other theater visits with MUCH less than that to speak of.  The men were generally well behaved, but there were a couple of faux pas that I didn't call out in detail.  Suffice it to say, guys need to remember to watch quietly and keep their commentary to themselves, and please for the sake of everyone...stop the sneak attacks.  Don't try to touch anyone (man or woman) without asking.

Until next time...which will be VERY soon....

Anaconda

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Doc here again... Many thanks as always to senior Journal subscriber Anaconda for the report.  Well done sir!  While it wasn't a crazy night, it was still good enough to relay your finding and wet one's appetite. 

Thanks,
Doc