Two months back, I received an e-mail that said that Fritz the Cat (a legendary adult theater/ABS in Triadelphia, WV) was apparently closed, which was news to me. I had received a report from there a few months prior, and things were hopping along there at that time.
The Good Doctor is never one to report any happening from this thing of ours without multiple sources confirming any news. I sent out a dispatch to all Journal readers stating that if they came across Fritz the Cat in their travels, to please confirm or deny it's demise. I suspected all things were fine there, but I needed confirmations from the field.
Enter senior Journal scribe Anaconda. He is there at the time of this writing on an adventure, and all is good at the legendary Fritz the Cat. Real good.
Thank you Anaconda for your hard work in the trenches.
Journal reporters, you can stand down. This mission is complete.
Thanks,
Doc
