On Saturday night, February 9th, the weather Gods finally provided decent weather for a 15th Ave. Adult Theater event in 2019. Gone were blizzard-like conditions or record-setting cold. It was our normal cold here in Chicago, but the conditions were dry (at least inside & outside this adult emporium). Inside, was a different matter.
Normally, the Saturday before Valentine's Day is a big one in the lifestyle community. There were several large parties taking place in addition to My Sexy Valentine, but we were locked & loaded for a fun night!
First, the Box Score for My Sexy Valentine...
The Box Score:
Male/Female Couples 58
Single Females: 1
Trans Girls: 9
Single Guys: Dozen & Dozens
Sexy Dance Contest Entrants & Results
Contest Placing in ( )
- Diva - Her sexy red dress highlighted her sexy curves & sexy red lips and super fun attitude!
- Elizabeth (3) - This sexy long, curly-haired vixen lit up the stage in her tight leather pants (which were not on for long)!
- Suzi Q - Was bound and determined to give the stripper pole a grinding it wouldn't soon forget!
- Curvy Kimmie - My good friend Curvy Kimmie returned to the stage with her fishnet top doing a terrible job containing her magnificent boobs!
- RC (2) - A last minute entrant, the tall (well over 6' in her heels), statuesque, long-haired brunette RC (at her first Lizardo event by the way) brought her A game with her crazy body, dark-rimmed glasses, and high kicks!
- Dangerous Danielle (1) - Tall, blonde, and adorable, Dangerous Danielle wore a skin tight red dress with absolutely nothing on underneath, that we got several glimpses of during her dance!
- Ginger Squirts - The return of the devilish Ginger Squirts, sporting her two new brand new gorgeous friends (boobies), a skin tight zippered dress, and what turned out to be a runaway butt plug prop (more on that incident later).
The competition was tight, and the girls really brought it as they worked the stage and 2 stripper poles. A huge thank you to all the competitors who strutted their sexy stuff!
Every party has it's memorable moments, from confetti cannons over a great group scene, to a lovely co-host who received (all at the same time) a: 1) foot massage, 2) shoulder message, 3) a bottle of beer, 4) a slice of hot pizza in the middle of a party. But this party may have had one of the most unique 1 out of a million scenes play out.
The lovely Ginger Squirts was the last dancer in the competition. However, prior to the competition, I casually asked her if she was using any props during her dance (as she often has). She then produced a significant butt plug. It was heavy and meant business. She demonstrated to me that she was going to only use it orally, to simulate...well, you know. I thought it was a great idea.
Ginger's turn comes up. Her skin tight red outfit contained several zippers, some of which I had not noticed at first blush. On stage, within 15 seconds of the start of her dance, Ginger pivoted, with her bum now facing the audience. She reached between her legs, and found a not seen previously zipper right at her ass. The zipper came down, and from out of nowhere, appeared the significant butt plug.
The blood drained from my face. Apparently, the agreed upon faux butt plug blow job was now something very different.
At the moment of no return, Ginger realized that she couldn't do this disappearing act. The blood returned to my face. But what happened next was a one-in-a-million shot. One so miraculous, I had to create a 3D rendering of the incident.
Ginger impulsively pulled back the significant butt plug at the moment of no return, and tossed it towards her guy, Master Thom to catch. To say that Ginger's throw was a bit short of the mark is an understatement.
Instead of plucking the significant butt plug out of the air, Thom watched helplessly as the projectile landed a good 8 feet short, right in an innocent bystander's full drink.
What happened next was magic.
1) The impact of the significant butt plug in the drink caused it to explode, covering the innocent bystander.
2) The significant butt plug bounced right back out of the cup, and onto the floor of The Party Room.
3) The significant butt plus bounced around on the floor like crazy.
4) A brave patron somehow corralled the significant butt plug, grabbed it, and threw it away like a live hand (or in the case, butt) grenade so it didn't harm any others.
The Amazing Liz and I were off to the side of the stage, watching this unfold. And dear friends, this is what it looked like (click to ENLARGE - It's totally worth it!):
It was startling to watch unfold, and it was beautiful.
There were at least 12 brand new couples attending their first lifestyle party at 15th Ave. Saturday night, so a special shout goes out to them! The Good Doctor makes a point to talk to every new couple, talk to them about our parties, as provide a few helpful suggestions to enhance their experience. Why poke around in the dark when there can be a Sicilian in a lab coat that can help guide you right out of the gate. Thank you again for attending, and please spread the word about our events!
A shout out to Shrek (a long time Twitter follower who attended his first Lizardo event), and to the several couples I talked with that test drove their first party, and who were also avid readers of The Journal!
Thanks again to Bob, The Amazing Liz and Tom Terrific, Natalie at the BYOB Bar, and all of our great guests that enjoyed our Valentine's event with us!
Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal of Twitter
Every party has it's memorable moments, from confetti cannons over a great group scene, to a lovely co-host who received (all at the same time) a: 1) foot massage, 2) shoulder message, 3) a bottle of beer, 4) a slice of hot pizza in the middle of a party. But this party may have had one of the most unique 1 out of a million scenes play out.
The lovely Ginger Squirts was the last dancer in the competition. However, prior to the competition, I casually asked her if she was using any props during her dance (as she often has). She then produced a significant butt plug. It was heavy and meant business. She demonstrated to me that she was going to only use it orally, to simulate...well, you know. I thought it was a great idea.
Ginger's turn comes up. Her skin tight red outfit contained several zippers, some of which I had not noticed at first blush. On stage, within 15 seconds of the start of her dance, Ginger pivoted, with her bum now facing the audience. She reached between her legs, and found a not seen previously zipper right at her ass. The zipper came down, and from out of nowhere, appeared the significant butt plug.
The blood drained from my face. Apparently, the agreed upon faux butt plug blow job was now something very different.
At the moment of no return, Ginger realized that she couldn't do this disappearing act. The blood returned to my face. But what happened next was a one-in-a-million shot. One so miraculous, I had to create a 3D rendering of the incident.
Ginger impulsively pulled back the significant butt plug at the moment of no return, and tossed it towards her guy, Master Thom to catch. To say that Ginger's throw was a bit short of the mark is an understatement.
Instead of plucking the significant butt plug out of the air, Thom watched helplessly as the projectile landed a good 8 feet short, right in an innocent bystander's full drink.
What happened next was magic.
1) The impact of the significant butt plug in the drink caused it to explode, covering the innocent bystander.
2) The significant butt plug bounced right back out of the cup, and onto the floor of The Party Room.
3) The significant butt plus bounced around on the floor like crazy.
4) A brave patron somehow corralled the significant butt plug, grabbed it, and threw it away like a live hand (or in the case, butt) grenade so it didn't harm any others.
The Amazing Liz and I were off to the side of the stage, watching this unfold. And dear friends, this is what it looked like (click to ENLARGE - It's totally worth it!):
It was startling to watch unfold, and it was beautiful.
There were at least 12 brand new couples attending their first lifestyle party at 15th Ave. Saturday night, so a special shout goes out to them! The Good Doctor makes a point to talk to every new couple, talk to them about our parties, as provide a few helpful suggestions to enhance their experience. Why poke around in the dark when there can be a Sicilian in a lab coat that can help guide you right out of the gate. Thank you again for attending, and please spread the word about our events!
A shout out to Shrek (a long time Twitter follower who attended his first Lizardo event), and to the several couples I talked with that test drove their first party, and who were also avid readers of The Journal!
Thanks again to Bob, The Amazing Liz and Tom Terrific, Natalie at the BYOB Bar, and all of our great guests that enjoyed our Valentine's event with us!
Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal of Twitter