Thanksgiving is here, and with it's arrival, a three course meal of reports to satisfy your organs not stuffed with turkey and cranberry sauce.
First up, your antipasti course.
Please meet HandsOn, a brand new reporter here at The Journal. In his debut report, Hands On hits Odyssey Showgirls, 700 East Broadway Ave. in Muskegon Heights, MI for a look-see.
Take it away, sir!
Take it away, sir!
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HandsOn here! A few months back I made a trip up to Muskegon Heights, MI, where I stopped into Odyssey Showgirls.
The building is in your standard adult theater / strip club style area not far off the expressway. I would consider this a mildly industrial area with some car shops and boat storage.
Hey there Doc,
HandsOn here! A few months back I made a trip up to Muskegon Heights, MI, where I stopped into Odyssey Showgirls.
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| Odyssey Showgirls & Entertainment Muskegon Heights, MI |
Odyssey opens around 10AM everyday for the adult theater and booths. When you walk into the shop, there is a gentleman’s club on your left that doesn’t generally open until until 6P.M. Directly in front of the main doors is a cashiers booth, where they charge admission into the adult arcade. Next to that is a small store with sex toys, novelties, and some lingerie.
After paying a small admission fee you turn to your right and walk down a small hallway where an open doorway leads to a wide open theater with several seats and a big screen. While facing the theater screen on the right side there is a plexiglass walled off section for couples, with a separate big screen, but entirely see through for play.
On the left side there is a group of booths with porn playing, glory holes and a shower curtain to close off the booth. In the rear of the theater is another separate smaller room playing all gay porn.
The theater is a one time fee for entry and all of the booths are free playing with the screens playing either gay or straight porn. The theater scene was all male, which isn't uncommon. After talking with a few fellas inside, they advised that they all frequent the establishment but rarely see women there.
While chatting a CD came in wearing a pair of daisy dukes and an open top. After watching the guys in different booths and talking on the phone for a bit, the CD came and sat down to chat. After some brief conversation she advised that she has been coming for years but some clerks will not allow her in there when dressed. She also advised that best time to find couples or single females is in the late evening when the strip club is open, but only in the summer time when out of towners are in for vacation.
Other than that the couches were worn and the theater was a touch dirty. It had that old feeling like it was a draw but not a money maker for the club, so they were letting it slip. Overall it was an experience not what I was looking for, but hopefully a review will juice up the scene for my next visit.
Thanks for reading my first submission and I hope you give Odyssey Showgirls a try when in that neck of the woods.
HandsOn
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Doc here again... Many thanks to HandsOn for his first report, and we look forward to his next adventures! Welcome to the team, sir!
Next course up on this Thanksgiving Day, a delicious California dish...
Thanks,
Doc
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