Doc here with an entertaining Flash Report from that old smooth talker himself, Gentle Tongue. His report is focused squarely at Horse Cave, KY, a legendary adult theater/ABS. Inside his report you will find information about location, safety bulletins about the parking lot, and an overview of the facility.
So kick back, open up a PBR, and enjoy GT's Flash Report...
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Our Good Doctor,
Another note to the faithful followers of “This Thing of Ours” and again giving the beautiful Blue Grass State credit. I can say that if you leave the Blue Grass State with blue balls, you haven’t look well enough.
After stopping in the Richmond locations (see previous update), I eventually found myself surrounded by Vettes and the collectors of such fine machines. It spurred on the need to put some “Varoom” into the day on Thursday (SHIT Day – “Sure Happy It’s Thursday”), sorry for those offended.
Traveling north on I-65 towards the destination of Clarksville (Exit 58), IN, a second time visit had to be made to the location known as “Horse Cave”. For those never having experiences this location, it is a 2 building large former strip mall, and the back one being where the store is located. There is plenty of parking, however, those with cars, please insure you enter into the driveway for cars, saves you some bottoming out, and keeps the Varoom in the old 4 wheeler.You enter through the rear from the parking and enter the hallway leading to the store, gotta love those sensors for the parrots and there colorful comments, nice touch. Just give-em a nut for a treat. The size of the store may overwhelm some. Make the immediate right to the entrance of the Theaters and booths. No have that Jackson with you, $20.00, couple or single and this gives you access to the unlimited time for all areas.
The main theater to the right has a small screen with about a half a dozen couches and chairs throughout the room. Couches are in nice bouncy condition and the room is dark enough you won’t even see you hand. You can walk out the back of the main theater and find the restroom and a hallway tot eh 2nd theater, featuring those rainbow movies. The booth area is located to the left inside the main entrance and a good number of them have glory holes connecting them.
Now having only visited once before on a very rainy mid-week night I kept and optimistic outlook. The typical clientele was present. Those on patrol like a storm chaser or spotter at a race. One in particular stood out, for not so good reasons, he was kind enough to insure my zipper was up, not needed. This guy would make “Speedy Gonzalez” look slow, he circled the place quicker than a Jerry running from Tom. Another 2 fine gentlemen took care of one of finest in uniform. After an hour or so I thought the Varoom would not be achieved and that the engines were still idling without a green flag, I know the Paris has a “Red” flag.
However, a short time later a mature couple entered. Of course the dynamics changed in the group, those looking for tube steak now were looking at a taco dinner. The couple was followed and spied on during every move. The couple was looking to see when booth 18 and 19 became free. These 2 booths sit together by themselves and have a nice hole between them. The fine lady entered #18 and her husband in #19. Another gentleman joined the lady and all was moving well. Once the revolving door spun around another guy took the first’s place. The walls of the booth was severely tested and could have exceeded the previous week’s earthquake.
Seeing that the door was again spinning the GT had to move into to Varoom and squeal the rubber. For a woman of in her sixties, her sundress hid a beautiful pair of mummeries and a nice peter cotton tail bush with a very tight tunnel of fun. Oh I nursed and moaned.
Couples are known to come around on Fridays and Saturdays more frequently. Overall the place is good with plenty to offer.
GT
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Thanks again to GT for another outstanding report!
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Doc