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Friday, July 26, 2013

Flash Report! The Cunning Linguist @ Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY on 7/16/13

Doc here with a report from a week and a half ago that I have just finished the editing. I am slowing getting caught up with reports...
 
This report from The Cunning Linguist came in on 7/16, and once again points out the problems existing at Video Liquidators on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo, NY.  This place has a lot of potential, but they apparently hire the WORST staff in this thing of ours.
 
Check out TCL's epilogue.
 
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Hello Doc,
 
Just got back from Video Liquidators on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo where we had a short-lived couples sighting. 
 
I finished early with a meeting and decided to take a flyer to VL, which was close by.  The lot was PACKED, always a good sign. 
 
I paid my $15 (for both theatres) and found the couple in the gay theatre (not sure why). They were in the front row.  She was on his lap and they were canoodling.
 
I had played with her before, about 6 months ago - a nice hand job before she blew another guy apparently with such skill he had a body-shuddering orgasm.
 
Video Liquidators
Elmwood Avenue, Buffalo, NY
In any event, no play this time.  She is mid-40's, about 5-2, thin and was in a nice sundress.  I can tell you from experience nice B-cups.  Her man is about 10 years older,  with a beard.
 
The penis gallery freaked them out (and me, too).  Guys were crowding them, standing in front of them, and trying to blow the other guys who were watching.  I was content to stand back and enjoy her legs in the dim light of the theatre, and if signaled (like I had been before) join in.  But the penis-gallery ruined it. 
 
They bolted after about 20 mins.  She does have a a nice frame which I enjoyed as they walked out.
 
Also, more problems with the VL front desk.  This time, its the tall, skinny, emo looking dude who wears a hat and those oh-so-cool dark rimmed glasses.  He was making fun of the guys (us) who follow the couples "like zombies".  I'm sorry his band sucks so bad he's gotta work the day shift at the porn house, but don't make fun of the customers who pay your (most likely meager) wages.
 
That place is just not friendly to this thing of ours.
 
Your humble scribe,
 
The Cunning Linguist
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Cunning Linguist for his solid reporting.  When I was back in WNY last weekend, I purposely skipped Video Liquidators for the reasons above.  I instead went to Talk of the Town Video in Niagara Falls, and had a nice visit (House Call Report coming soon).
 
Thanks,
Doc