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Friday, October 18, 2013

A Follow-Up Message From The Chairman On The State Of The Journal

Just as I suspected, through the ashes of one empire, a second and greater empire emerges.   Standing tall with a mustache some say has pleased over a thousand women and a leisure suit without a wrinkle. ....The Good Dr. is slowly rebuilding.   
 
It's only a face page at this point, but I'm sure the Terminator-like Dr. is searching for a new power source, rebooting his CPU and is on a mission to bring all his fans the best information in "this thing of ours".    

The Chairman