This is the Chairman, husband to the CEO. I know most of you don't care
who I am, and some of you really want to show my wife some care. ;-)
I'm not the official PIO (public information officer) but I will share
what I know.
The Lizardo 3000 was found abandoned the other day. The
car was dusted for prints and a note was found. It appears a small
group called "The moral minority" have him captive and are making him
watch Lawrence Welk marathons. A very kinky SEAL Team 69 is set to
raid the complex where the Good Dr. is being held. After being
debriefed he will be back to his usual antics. I would expect the blog
to be back up and running by Friday...maybe Saturday.
Lets all be patient hope for a full and safe recovery.
Yellow ribbons are tied on most trees around the liberal arts college in the valley.
The Chairman
