Doc here, a man who some say once went by the name of Moonlight Lizardo, who had one major league at bat before turning to a life of medicine.
The first full report from this past weekend's visit to Portland by The Good Doctor has come across the teletype machine here at The Journal's home office, deep inside The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. And it's no surprise it has come from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.
Brent was there every step of the way, from the pre-game dinner before our Paris Theatre field trip (with Hawaiian Eyeful, Gemini, & their respective hubbies), until the frenzy of late Saturday night.
There are a million stories in the naked city. This is one of them.
Take it away, sir.
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There were a lot of couples at the theaters this past weekend. Dr. Emilio Lizardo was in town to meet his Portland fans, plus Ms. Full Swing, Bambi and Thumper, Hawaiian Eyeful, Shy Girl, Koral, L, Gemini, Jessica, E, Condom In Mouth Lady and the rest of the legendary women who make Portland adult theater sex so special. I hope Doc Lizardo writes a report about his visit and puts it in his Journal Of Adult Theaters. It should be a classic.
This post you are reading is my haphazard way of paying tribute to "this thing of ours" as it unfolded over the past few days and to the legends and the other women who make it all possible.
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| Gemini |
Gemini got into the mix for awhile, and at one point Dr. Lizardo was getting a blow job from one lady (Gemini) while the other one coaxed him along with her hand (Hawaiian Eyeful). This was about three hours after his plane had touched down in Portland! Mama Mia!
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| Hawaiian Eyeful |
Two other couples were naked and fucking in The Oasis while all this was going on. They came down to watch the action and got so turned on that one of them had her tits out and the other one was grinding back against her husband. She looked like the actress who plays The First Lady in the popular TV series, Scandal. Later the two couples went back to the couples section where the ladies fooled around a little.
Blond Beautiful Bambi and Thumper were also there. Bambi was on one of the benches and a few lucky guys by the rail were gently touching her. She looked va va beautiful as usual , blond and classic in her tight dress, and black stockings. Later, they moved to The Annex where a few guys were invited in and jacked off on her big, round beautiful breasts. The next night at The Oregon, they did the same, but there was one guy who wouldn't follow directions and playtime was over before it could even get started. I imagine Doc Lizardo will have some thoughts on that subject, along with some further and more intimate observations.
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| Bambi |
A few other couples came and left. One, a gorgeous black hispanic woman went into the bedroom with her man where I heard they put on a great show. But I had gone to The Oregon with Dr. Lizardo where he met Jessica (the Head Constable at The Oregon Theater). We visited with Jessica for awhile and Doc arranged to photograph The Oregon Theater the next day.
B, or Condom In Mouth Lady, came to The Paris on Saturday and fucked a handful of horny men in a fashion that was suitable to the heated conditions of the theater. She took her time but when she got started, her lusty moans were intoxicating. B had been fucking strangers in Portland adult theaters for years and is still going strong.
Two couples put on a great show in The Arena on Saturday. The girls, tattooed and hormy, got naked together and it was one man fucking the other man's girl while she ate the pussy of the girl of the guy who was fucking her while the girl of the guy was sucking the dick of the guy of the girl who was eating her pussy. Is that clear?
B came down to watch along with another couple. The action turned them on so B, or Condom In Mouth Lady commenced to fuck anyone and everyone (not really, but close) and the other couple returned to The Oasis where he took her tits out and played with her .
E and G are regulars at The Paris. I think E was fucking guys in The Arena on Saturday, between watching the other couples and taking cool air breaks.
Shy Girl played with Doc Lizardo in The Oasis, this past Saturday. She had been anxious to meet Lizardo, having come to a crossroads in her sexual training, I mean, education. Doc used his healing touch on her. First, do no harm. Second, get them to squirt. Doc did just that with her. It was so hot watching her spread eagled, pussy spurting out of control . She sucked on his schwann schtuke until it was rock hard. He suited up and gave her a long lingering fuck. The boys by the rail were hoping they would get a turn. They invited one guy in- a dark South American type, a prize fighter, but he left more bewildered than satisfied. When the Doc and Shy Girl were through, they decided to leave the hot Oasis with their friends and take the party back to the hotel.
The Beautiful Dark Haired Girl Who Looks Like Julianna Margulies, star of the critically acclaimed yet underappreciated CBS TV series The Good Wife, aka Wonder Woman, aka The Girl With No Nickname, aka, The Girl Who Always Does Something Different, aka The Girl Who Only Says "Big Boy" when she is ordering a hamburger, aka "L" was also in The Oasis with her man. She was naked and beautiful and played with the prize fighter for awhile then left with her man, Doc and Shy Girl to the hotel. I wonder if she got together with Doc back at the hotel room? I wonder if she gave him her unique, intense, erotic, out of control, 'cue up a few more men, f uh uh uh uh fuck?
I loved watching the two hipster couples watch Shy Girl and L play with R and Doctor Lizardo. I wonder what they thought of the scene? Saturday was one of those nights where the theater sex was explicit enough to blow the minds of even the coolest couples. I just wish that honey blond in the short black dress who sat with her man in the front row of the theater had stayed around. It looked like they were going to play at least that's what the twenty guys who sat next to them hoped they would do. Hope springs eternal. So does a man's cock. They left after 5 minutes . I saw through her dress as she walked out the door. She wasn't wearing panties, as far as I could tell.
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| Hotwife Koral |
Koral and Sam came to The Paris Saturday and Sunday. I saw them on Saturday but not on Sunday. They met Doc Lizardo, Shy Girl, L and R on Saturday but the six of them did not play, much to my surprise . Maybe another time. Koral is a beautiful woman , tall, thin, a fair maiden indeed. When she is in the right mood she will fuck and suck every man in the theater, taking face baths with salty cocks and sweaty balls, getting pounded by hard, individually wrapped come candy .
She didn't do this Saturday but I heard she did , Sunday. Saturday, they played next to a cute girl in a black dress on one side and a Katy Perry, Lizzy Caplan type in a twirling party dress that covered her cute ass while she rode her boyfriend"s cock, on the other side. They left before Doc and company came back from the bar. She gave me a lingering, wet kiss on her way out of the auditorium. I was elated. Thank you, Koral.
Sunday, I heard they met up with the Sunday Afternoon Blond and her man and the four of them swapped off in The Oasis. That must have been quite a show! Later, Koral and Sam went down to The Arena, where the early evening regulars got to have their way with her. I hope She had a good time and the experience will make her want to come back to The Paris, sooner rather than later.
I think there was action at The Oregon late Saturday because I saw that Jessica kept it open until 1:30 am. Was anyone there for some late night theater sex, early Sunday around 1 am ?
The last couple I saw early Sunday morning invited a well built African fellow into the couples section. The lady was a thin, sexy brunette with a nice rack. She sucked on her new friends cock and then lay back on the bench where he proceeded to fuck her bareback. Her pussy must have been hot wet and tight because he didn't last very long . He shot his load deep inside her. Hubby got on his knees and lapped it up. Then he started fucking her, got a fast eager pace going, thrust his cock into her come filled pussy over and over again and added his own sperm to the mix. It was really late so she may have been fucking guys earlier at another location, like Sesso or The Velvet Rope. Her pussy might have been a DNA party room, but that's just speculation.
I'm writing this embellished factual account on a Tuesday and already I've heard of action at both Portland theaters tonight. I hope everyone is having a good time, especially the women.
I believe you will be reading more reports about this recent flurry of theater sex action in Portland, either at Brent's Theater Tails Yahoo Group, or at Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters.
"This thing of ours" is great Summer entertainment!
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Doc here again... Many thank to Brent for an entertaining, accurate, and insightful account of the blur that was this past weekend. It was great seeing you once again sir, and I am sure I will be back in Rip City before you know it.
My House Call Report on last weekend will go up on Monday morning 7/28. It will contain a detailed report, pics from the weekend, and a preview of the photo shoot I did at the Oregon Theater.
Thanks again Brent for all you do!
Doc