Flash Report: Oral B Gets Flossed at Portland's Two Adult Theaters

Doc here, a man who some say can never get enough cowbell, with a first-time Flash Report from new contributor, Oral B.

 

Aside from making a kick-ass toothbrush, Oral B visited both of Portland, Oregon's adult theaters: The Paris and The Oregon. He has detailed his visit, and sent it along to your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

 

Oral B also has expressed his opinion on an on-going issue at adult theaters, and I will add my two cents worth in the epilogue.

 

Take it away, Oral B...

 

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Hi Doc,

 

Long time listener first time caller here. Felt compelled to finally write because your blog actually helped me enjoy a recent visit to the Portland, OR area over a 3 night span. Have been a veteran of the scene for many years and have enjoyed reading and even sometimes experiencing the stories written (I was one in participation during Jake's report on 9/26/12).

 

Properties Visited: Paris Theater, Oregon Theater

 

Night 1 - I was debating whether to go to the Paris or the Oregon since both had good reviews but decided to try the Paris since you had stated it was the gold standard of theaters. Arrived around 8pm. Theater was pretty dead but the gentleman working the counter was very pleasant upon checkin. Settled in and noticed one nice feature is a TV broadcasting the security feed of the front door so you can actually see who is coming in and position yourself in the theater accordingly.

 

Not too long after arrival, an older couple arrived and sat in the side loft area. They quickly moved to the couples area behind the main seating where the female began to give the male an outstanding BJ. There was no crowd participation, only watching by the few of us in there. Little was exposed though her skirt was hiked up showing her sheer panties, possibly more if viewed from the side. Upon release, they quickly composed themselves and left. I then settled in for an hour of fruitless waiting. I decided to check out the Oregon theater based on some of the information posted by Jessica who works there so drove across the river.

The OT as it is known provided immediate gratification. Upon entry at 9:30, there was a couple already going at it, with 2 fellow onlookers already working themselves. It only got more "interesting from there". There was another lady, a BBW completely naked, expressionless lying on one of the couches immediately behind the couple. Simply watching, not speaking or participating. Since the couple had 2 onlookers, I sat on the couch adjacent to her (but within reach) and whipped out Little B to see if there would be any uptake. There was not, so resumed my original position in front of the couple going at it and between the other 2 onlookers.

 

This particular female was also BBW but much younger with streaked hair and a nice set of full tits. She was there with her presumed boyfriend. The miss began sucking onlooker #1 while I prepared myself for some action as well. Onlooker #2 began to engage the male in some bi action. The female also enjoyed Onlooker 1 and myself playing with her tits and french kissing her. We soon repositioned ourselves as she requested some cum on her face and tits. I decided to let onlooker 1 go first but he was taking a long time to cum. In the meantime, boyfriend finished onlooker #2 and was now preoccupied with a CD and elderly gentlemen so OL1 and I had the female to ourselves. Since OL 1 was taking too long, I told her she could suck me and I would cum soon and that is exactly what happened as I unleashed a torrid load across her face, mouth and lips. OL1 then proceed to kiss her and suck my cum off of her face as he finished on her tits and then spit my cum out on the floor. Weird but satisfying, we all prepped to leave.

 

Upon leaving I stopped to chat with the clerk some more to find out it was Jessica herself. She recommended I join another group which even provides alerts to the local theaters when couple and ladies come in. I signed up. I also wanted to tell her how much I enjoyed her series Slow Jamming on The Journal's blog, but there were a couple other guests there and I did not know if she wanted that out there for mass consumption. I left a satisfied man back to my hotel around 10:30pm. According to the flag reports I was now getting, Paris theater did have a couple come in later in the evening.

 

Night 2 - Since I enjoyed the fun vibe by both Jessica and patrons at the OT night 1, I decided to go back night 2 to try my luck again. This night, things started much differently. It was a differently clerk and much different crowd. It seemed lifeless and somewhat depressing with much action of the homosexual nature. I was even approached to which I declined to participate. It was getting to be quite annoying and I was on the verge of leaving over to the Paris around 9:30 when suddenly a breathe of fresh air.

 

In walks a younger man with his hot ass girlfriend wearing a sundress. And by theater standards, this girl is smokin hot. Dirty blonde, nice tits, and the faint smell of booze and cigarettes indicating she had been partying and looking for some fun. Good thing the crowd had thinned out so there was not much competition. They seated themselves at the far left of the theater on a sideways couch. Immediately one of the previously bi-boys approached them and was engaged so I swooped down as well. As she was sucking him, the BF encouraged me to come in closer and get some as well so soon she was alternating between both our cocks. Bi-boy suited up and started fucking her but then it got weird because one of the older guys that was sucking him earlier came in and started touching him and he started slapping his hand away so as not for the couple to find out what he had been up to before.

 

Frazzled, he pulled out of the feeding frenzy and I was next up. Both the lovely lady and BF stated that she wanted to take some come in her pussy. This was like a dream come true as I could not wait to enter her smoking hot cunt and unload deep inside her. Physics are a fickle beast however because her BF decided to perch himself on the back of the couch to be sucked which left her ass and crotch down lower than I was able to access. Not wanting to hold up the growing line of other patrons, and not knowing when or if I would get another round, I went ahead and blew all over her ass. An impressive load it was and the BF asked if he could photograph it with his phone. I obliged and left little B in the shots to provide some scale. I stuck around and watch a few others take their turn.

 

Contestant #3 also could not finish due to the same issue as his legs locked up and he became winded. Not sure how/where/if the other 3-4 guys finished because at that point, I decided I would head for home. Too bad too because by the time I got to my hotel, flags from the Paris indicated not 1, but 2 couples in attendance. No matter, I was a happy boy. Also when I left and drove past the front, there was another woman peeking her head in the front door. Not sure if she actually entered.

 

Night 3 - Final night in town and decided to go for both the figurative and literal triple header. Went back to the OT hoping to find Jessica and the festive mood she instills. Arrived at 8:30 to find "the other clerk" and the CD from night 1 as well as a few others. Unbeknownst to me, it was bi-sexual night showing bi porn which i am sure would have affected the crowd wanting to attend and play. I left approximately 4 minutes after arrival and headed over to he Paris at 9. Different clerk tonight and the theater was much busier...with dudes :(  Stayed until last call but not a twat to be seen. Only a lone crossdresser that didn't even get much attention. Only whiff of trim was when a couple friend of the clerk briefly entered the theater to retrieve some items behind the screen and quickly left. I left dejected at my failed hat trick attempt but happy to have found Portland to be so active and promising for future visits.

 

All in all, I would say the scene there is very good versus in my city where it is (shockingly) dead. I liked the OT better as it seemed roomier and less congested vs. the Paris. I wish I would have ran into Jessica again to continue our chats from night 1 but sadly she was not to be found.

 

The other real difference I found from other theaters I frequent is the cell phone ban which was somewhat of an annoyance. For those unaware of what I am talking about, you are forbidden from using your cell phone, even to text inside the theater and must retreat to the lobby. I understand this is probably to curtail covert photography but c'mon really? I always use my phone in a respecting manner inside theaters, and based on what I have seen elsewhere, most others do as well. I mean, let's face it if I wanted to watch porn, I would just stay home and log onto xhamster versus having to pay. Being able to text, surf the web, possibly line up women and couples to come into the theater as well is one if the best ways to pass time where there is nothing else going on around you besides dudes sucking on dudes. I would encourage both establishments to reconsider their policy.

 

Aside from that, if was  a great visit Rip City!!

 

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Doc here again... First of all, many thanks to Oral B for a terrific first time Flash Report. Remember sir, your next report earns you your own custom logo, designed by yours truly. Please keep them coming.

 

Now, onto the issue of cell phone use in a theater. With all due respect to Oral B, I could not disagree more with him on this.  Adult theaters are no place for cell phone use. If one needs to surf the net for couples, a hook-up, a pizza, or order a pair of shoes from Zappos, do it from the lobby. I work with several of the top adult theaters in the country, and have advised every single one to ban cell phone use in the theaters and auditoriums.

 

And guess what... They have. Kudos to them.

 

Bottom line in my opinion: Cell phone use in an adult theater brings nothing good to the scene, but it does bring the potential of a lot of bad. So why risk it, adult theater owners?

 

Thanks,

Doc