JaxBchBum Returns! Waverly Adult Books & Video in Waverly, VA in September, 2018

Doc here, a man who some say spent years as a Civil War reenactor, assuming the role of Colonel Lingus, a fast-taking ladie's man with a wicked tongue and a strong jaw.

In the rogue's gallery of Journal contributors, one of the first to grab a byline here was senior reporter JaxBchBum. Since 2009 he has cranked out reports from all over the Southeast and Mid-Atlantic.  After a stretch on the mend, he has returned here with his 2nd report since the hiatus.  

Featured in this report is Waverly Adult Books & Video in Waverly, VA.  It's been awhile since we have had a report from there, so it's good to get back on track.

Take it away, JaxBchBum!

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Doc,

I recently found myself in Richmond VA for a couple of days with a light schedule so after checking the adult theater database, I saw the only porn theater in the state of VA was located in Waverly, about an hours drive southeast of Richmond. So off I went.

I arrived on a Monday about 3pm in early September which was fortunate since Mondays and Wednesdays are Couples days when couples are admitted free all day. The store is located on Main Street right next to a 7-11 store with about 5 parking spaces in front and a much bigger lot in the back. 

Waverly Adult Books and Video
Waverly, VA

Typical adult store with DVDs for sale in racks in the middle of the store and various novelties on the surrounding walls. Paid my $20 to the friendly, older clerk and asked about the setup. He told me to hang on to my receipt as that would allow me to leave and reenter as often as I wanted to that day. He also gave me a ticket with the date written on it. Evidently if you collect five tickets from different days you get a free admission. One day, I think it is Thursday, you get double tickets.

Bulletin! Fritz the Cat in Triadelphia, WV is Alive and Well!

Doc here, a man who some say is still gnawing on the same turkey leg from Thanksgiving, with an update from senior reporter Anaconda.

Two months back, I received an e-mail that said that Fritz the Cat (a legendary adult theater/ABS in Triadelphia, WV) was apparently closed, which was news to me. I had received a report from there a few months prior, and things were hopping along there at that time. 

The Good Doctor is never one to report any happening from this thing of ours without multiple sources confirming any news.  I sent out a dispatch to all Journal readers stating that if they came across Fritz the Cat in their travels, to please confirm or deny it's demise. I suspected all things were fine there, but I needed confirmations from the field.

TONIGHT! Saturday Night! The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party on Saturday 11/24/18 from 8pm til 1am at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say will always make a strong suggestion for the greater good.  

Tired of your relatives?  Time for them to hit the bricks after Thanksgiving? Then I have the cure for what ails you... 

Join us deep inside Secret Room 2125 TONIGHT, Saturday November 24th, 2018! It's our final Secret Room Party of 2018, and it's going to be a big one! The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party at 15th Ave Adult Theater Party Room! This post-Thanksgiving event runs from 8pm until 1am! Our address is 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL (Party Room Entrance Only)

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to head into the city for this BIG event!

A Secret Room 2125 event is a private party hosted by Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters, & co-hosted by that feisty little Thanksgiving nugget, @Twistingly , and you are invited! This party to open to EVERYONE! No gender exclusions!

THIS IS A BYOB EVENT!

Fetlife Event Listing: https://fetlife.com/events/724329

Secret Room 2125 Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples in the door (starting at 8pm). Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of sexy delights!

The Lovely Twistingly

Twistingly will be manning the Fetlife Table once again! Stop by, get a name tag, and network with other social network peeps! 

PLUS! M/F Couples and Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot (until filled). Get here early to take advantage of this feature!

DRESS CODE: Girls: Sexy in BLACK (Never Mandatory, but encouraged). Guys: Dress to Impress

Our sexy dance contest returns! Sign up early for your place in the contest, which takes place about 10:15pm. Spaces limited! See Doc to sign up!

Special Guest Bartender: The Amazing Liz! 

Your Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Admission (Cash & 21+ Only Please):

Male/Female Couples $20

Single Guys $40

Single Females $15

Trans Girls $15

Make plans to join us deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party TONIGHT, Saturday night, November 24th, 2018 at 8pm!

Questions: Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .

Thanks,

Doc

Solo Female Flash Report! Missy Perception Hits The French Maid Party @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 11/17/18!

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Happy Thanksgiving from The Journal of Adult Theaters!

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: A Visit by Quirky de Milo (AKA That Quirky Girl)

Doc here, a man who some say had a flashback to his days as a young Lizardo in art school, marveling at the work of the Italian rennaissance masters, and in particular Botticelli. One of his favorites by Botticelli was "The Birth of Venus" (see below).  Because, boobs.  

Fast foward many years, so when today's Good Doctor's Pic of the Day hit my in-box, my flashback to the mid-80s was vivid.  Is it possible the lovely & naughty That Quirky Girl drew inspiration from my paesano Botticelli?

You be the judge, dear readers.

Please welcome back to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, my good friend That Quirky Girl!

Thanks,

Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Black (Saturday) Edition with 45 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say used to sell laser printers out of the trunk of his Crown Vic. I present to you Smut for a Sunday Evening - Black (Saturday) Edition in honor of this coming Saturday's Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago!

A sexy woman in black has always been a soft spot for The Good Doctor. As my lovely co-host Twistingly for the huge Chicago parties often says, "If it isn't black, put it back". 

And since this coming Saturday's party at 15th Ave. celebrates Black Saturday, why not showcase some of the best black outfits and the sexy adult theater enthusiasts who wear them?

So kids, sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening: Black (Saturday) Edition direct from the original pic archive here at The Journal (near the small women's liberal arts college).

Thanks,
Doc

Black Saturday Edition

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TONIGHT! The Next Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago! 2nd Annual French Maid Party on Saturday 11/17/18 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

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Flash Report! Four's Company with @Kim_In_Public, Anaconda, Dry Clean Only by Ted at The Art Cinema in Early November, 2018

Doc here, a man who some say sent a "Gherkin Gram" to a special lady today for National Pickle Day. What she does with them after they arrive is her business, and her business only. 

In what some critics have hailed as the adult theater visit that keeps on giving, first time contributor Ted has lent his perspective on the great visit where he rode shotgun with the force of nature known as @Kim_In_Public, and senior Journal scribes Anaconda & Dry Clean Only. The port of of call was the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.  

It is here where we pick up our report... Take it away, sir!

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Doc,

This story begins when one day I received a message on Twitter. When I saw the message from the lovely Kim, I nearly fell off my chair! Once I collected myself and read it I could have sworn it was for someone else. She was inviting me to join her and Anaconda at the Art Cinema for some fun! After a few back and forth messages, it was clear she really was inviting me!

It was for the following week, so I had to hold my excitement until then. In the days leading up to the meet I had several conversations with Anaconda and Kim about meeting place/time. The anticipation for the day made the following week go by very slowly but finally it was time! I sent out a message to make sure we were still on. Once I received confirmation I hit the road!

Foreign Correspondent Flash Report! Raygun Hits Erdbeermund Sex Kino in Berlin, Germany the Week of 11/5/18

Doc here, a man who some say spent a lost summer in Berlin, as an apprentice wine steward at La Vigna, THE place to order a premium wine and a perfect pasta. The owner eventually grew tired of my man-bun. 

International Flash Reports are arguably my favorite reports. They are familiar, and yet totally disparate from the North American adult theater experience. Couple this type of report with an excellent senior Journal reporter in Raygun, goodness awaits our eyeballs. 

Raygun was in Berlin, Germany last week, and when time allowed, he did some recon for us on diese Sache von uns while there on vacation.

Take it away, Raygun!

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Doc,

I was in Berlin, Germany last week hoping to check out the scene. Berlin is famous for its sex clubs, but the late-night party scene wasn't on my agenda this time (maybe on a future visit). Instead I had to make due with more conventional daytime locations. I came across a good one called Erdbeermund Sex Kino located at Sybelstrasse 14 in Charlottenburg, not far from the Kurfürstendamm (or Ku'damm for short), the famous upscale shopping street in the western city center.

Flash Report! Jedi & The Lady Strike Back with Dry Clean Only at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in October, 2018!

Doc here, a man who some say has trained hundreds of field reporters for The Journal of Adult Theaters in the ways of The Lizardo, an ancient sect of adult theater enthusiasts who put pen to paper after putting (at times) hands & penis to a pretty lady. 

Among these young reporters, a man stands ready, with a finely pressed shirt and polished shoes. This is Dry Clean Only, and he is here to report on a 3rd encounter with the awesome The Jedi & The Lady at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL. 

Roll the opening crawl...

It is an exciting time for the Lizardos. Although many adult theaters have vanished over the years, 15th Ave Adult Theater has welcomed couples & singles alike from their hidden base and pursued them across the Tri-State.

Embracing this thing of ours, a group of freedom fighters led by The Jedi & The Lady has established a new secret base some weeknights somewhere near planet Melrose.

The congenial Dry Clean Only, has dispatched thousands of vibrating probes into the far reaches of Chicago's western suburbs….

“Return of The Jedi (and The Lady)”

This episode of our trilogy takes us three parsecs ahead of where we last left off.  I found myself again with business in Chicago, and when I say business, I mean an agenda of evening visits to 15th ... with some daytime meetings in the Windy City to pass the time. 

Regular readers will remember I have had an unusual amount of business in Chicago this fall and have spent many hours and $$ at 15th.  Patience is a key ingredient in this thing of ours, and one (or two, as I tell newbie couples) has to go into these visits with both low expectations and an open mind. 

That’s the recipe for finding happiness within, folks.  Sometimes it is what we are all waiting for, and others are not. And, even then, some visits are filled with nothing to write home (err, file a field report) about.  Since The Adult Theater Gods had already rewarded me with the privilege of an epic encounter with The Jedi and The Lady just weeks earlier, I rightfully expected this visit would be one of “resetting”. 

Single Female Flash Report! Kim_in_Public Tears It Up at The Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford on 11/1/18!

Doc here, a man who some say that over this past weekend, he explained to a lovely young lady, "Yes Virginia, there is a Lizardo Lantern. It's on a roof of an adult theater for all to see."

This thing of ours has seen it's fare share of adult theater rock stars over the years.  Memories of ladies who, in the past (and present), took an adult theater and turned it on it's ear.  Nina the Bakery Slut in Portland, Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher in Buffalo, C&R in Ohio, countless sexy women in Tampa, Chicago, Dallas, Philly & Hartford... 

One of the latest, and hands down one of the BOLDEST, is the unstoppable @Kim_In-Public !  Her Twitter feed @Kim_In_Public is chock full of Kim naughtiness, and she is a MUST FOLLOW.  And now Kim is doing to adult theaters what she's been doing to turnpike rest areas for awhile now: Making them her personal playground.

This past Thursday,11/1/18,  @Kim_In_Public made her first trip to the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. Accompanying her were senior Journal reporters Anaconda & the always dapper Dry Clean Only, along with a new friend Ted. 

Let's see how this went down (get it...went down)!

Take it away, Kim!

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Hi Doc and Journal readers!

My good friend Anaconda (@MSexualHealer) has been trying to get me to try out the Art Cinema (@TheArtCinema) in Hartford, CT. Now, none of the theaters I have been to are close to where I live: Green Door is 90 minutes away and Berlin News Agency is about 2 hours. The Art, however, is almost 3 hours, depending on traffic. That’s about six hours of driving alone, so not easy to pull off.

The Mighty Art Cinema
Hartford, CT

That said, I had a free day when Anaconda did, and we made plans to hit the Art. I sent a few invitations to guys that Anaconda suggested and even checked in with my other favorite theater guide, DCO (@DryCleanOnly), but he was not available. (In his defense, he does live further away than I do and he did NOT have a free day.)

Many of the men I invited were unable to join us, unfortunately, but one of Anaconda’s first recommendations was able to attend. Ted (@giantsfan8810) had been following me on Twitter for some time, but we’d never spoken directly. I reached out, asked if he was free and fortunately he was.

Anaconda, Ted and I met up around noon (okay, they were there before noon, I was there after...I tend to run late...) at a Chili's not far from the Art. I consider these “pregame” events foreplay. I love some banter, some chatting, a little social lubrication in the form of wine before I head to a theater.

I was wearing a short black dress with nothing underneath, low cut in front but with a nice “collar” that apparently you all really like. Feeling super sexy, hopped out of the car and decided to take a quick #titsout video to commemorate the afternoon. I was in full view of the Chili's, but figured I was far enough away that no one would know what I was doing if they noticed me.

@Kim_In_Public

I put my phone away and strode into Chili's, looking for my dates. I was especially looking forward to seeing Anaconda who has posted his first public flashing video on Twitter for me a few hours early. Walking around with his cock out a rest stop for all to see, I knew he was really ready to go today!

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Fall Back Edition with 38 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say once placed a $100 bet on a fast filly named Sea Berry in the 5th race at Maywood Park, and she outran the pack with grit & guile. 

Good evening to you, and to all the ships at sea...It's time for the return of Smut for a Sunday Evening, a hand-picked assortment of great images from the photo library here at The Journal, located deep in The Valley, next to the small women's liberal arts college. It's my way of thanking you, the good readers of The Journal, for your patronage. Plus, there's nothing wrong with a little T&A before the start of a work week. 

PLUS... Easter Egg: One of the lovely ladies profiled below will have a report published on Monday 11/5/18!  I wonder who that might be?

So please, kick back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening! (Reminder: Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening

The Good Doctor's Pic(s) of the Day! A Freshly Showered That Quirky Girl!

Doc here, a man who some say has a head of hair that classical sculptors have used as inspiration for statues of Trojan soldiers. It's only fair, as The Good Doctor has used Trojans for years.

It's Thursday folks, and what better way to muscle through the end of the work week than to gaze at some spectacular boobs from this thing of ours. And these boobs belong to one of The Carolina's state treasures, That Quirky Girl! 

She's just out of the shower, and squeaky clean (at least for now)! Let's take a peek at this sexy & naughty lady, shall we? (Click the thumbnails to ENLARGE!)

Please welcome back to The Journal of Adult Theaters, my good friend That Quirky Girl!

Thanks,
Doc