Monday, November 27, 2017

This Saturday! The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party on November 25th, 2017 at 8pm in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

This Saturday! 11/25/17!.. Make plans to join us for one of the last Secret Room 2125 parties of 2017!  

Here is what you can look forward to for this Saturday's Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago.
  • BYOB
  • The Return of the Fetlife Table w/Twistingly!
  • Party Room Event Only
  • Special Guest Bartender Elizabeth!
  • Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples!
  • Sexy Dance Contest!
  • Super Special Guests! (More details will come the closer we get to Saturday!)
Chicago's best value in lifestyle events is right here!
  • M/F Couples Only $20
  • Single Guys $35
  • Single Females $15
  • Trans Girls $15
  • Cash Only Please.

And... How about a peek at the brand new promo video for The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday?  

Representing The Brand

How about the event listings at Fetlife and SLS?

Join us this Saturday, November 25th, 2017 from 8pm until 1am deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Black Saturday Party in The Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL. 

Keep checking back for more party & guest details as the week progresses.


Sunday, November 19, 2017

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 10 - Kim In Public (w/Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say always gets his meats at Satriale's, with the next chapter in what some critics have said is "The best thing Doc has done in awhile!": 8 Questions from The Good Doctor

Today our lovely lady, who is willing to bare all for us, is the amazing Kim in PublicKim's Twitter may be my favorite adult content on Twitter, because it's real. Real HOT!  The Good Doctor and Kim started communicating not long ago, and before long she accepted my invite to be the next subject of "8 Questions". 

Kim is a specialist in the public sex scene, and somewhat new to the theater scene.  However, she bridges both and has some great tales to tell!  

Without further ado, please welcome my good friend and New Jersey mall prowler, Kim in Public!

The Good Doctor: When was your first public sex experience?
Kim in Public: If we define public as “with an audience” and not just “outdoors”…then the first one was in college. I was fucking a guy in his room at a frat house (don’t judge) when I realized that his roommate was in the room, watching and jerking off. At first I was horrified, but then I realized I was turned on by it.

If we are talking just “outdoors” then from a real early age I was letting boys see and touch my tits and pussy. I don’t know when I realized that boys liked to feel me and I liked to be felt. I was the only girl in the neighborhood and we would play “manhunt” and I’d let the boys find me and feel me up. It was a lot of fun…maybe I that’s why I do the “Find Me Fuck Me” game on Twitter…reminds me of the good ol’ days! 
All Pics Courtesy of Kim in Public
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Saturday, November 18, 2017

TONIGHT! Saturday 11/18/17! French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Oui, oui... Doc here, a man who some say was called by the French during a recent trip there as "Le gros trou du cul". I whole-heartedly agree.

Well kids, your old friend in the white suit and aviators is super-excited for Saturday night's HUGE French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. The response has been great on SLS, Fetlife, and through our back-channel connections on the Lizardo Fresh-Take Hotline. I strongly recommend you do not miss this party.

As usual with the whole-facility events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater , the 1st 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm receive a cool 15th Ave. Swag Bag! Wanna see 'em?
Swag Bags for the French Maid Party!

Our infamous Sexy Dance Contest starts about 10:15pm, with yours truly MCing the shenanigans of entrants as they vie for 3 great prizes - $40 vibrators! Sign up early to be part of the contest fun!

First time couples - If you arrive between 8pm and 9:15 pm, ask for me (Doc) and I'll be glad to give you a tour of the facility myself. If I am not available, one of the other helpful staff members will happily show you around.

The Lizardo Lantern will be shining brightly above Chicago's western burbs! Look for the light, follow the signal, and be ready for a great night!

Make plans to join us!  Remember to Follow the Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal or click HERE

Questions? You can also e-mail me at .


Thursday, November 16, 2017

Flash Report! Anaconda Steps Up to the Plate at Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 11/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say was once mistaken for Bigfoot while on vacation in the Pacific Northwest in the 1970's, all because his Fu-Manchu mustache was a little bushy. 

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back, and this time ventured to Secrets in Des Moines, WA a scant 2 days ago.  What did he find? What did he do? Was he having a good hair day?

Let's find out...


Hey Doc,  

Senior scribe Anaconda back again with a new report from the great Pacific Northwest.

Work took me out west this week and I knew I had to give Secrets in Des Moines, WA  another try.  I had only gotten the chance to check it out once before and came away empty handed.  I debated trying to get down to Portland since the sources make it sound like every night is a party night at the Oregon Theater, but my schedule just didn't allow it.  

So, I rolled into Secrets parking lot around 8PM on Tuesday night (11/14) and it was pretty full.  Had a feeling it was all guys though since I hadn't seen any announcements come out (which Secrets does on several platforms, namely Twitter @MoinesSecrets).  I entered and paid my $10 admission and found I was right, about about 8-10 guys scattered around the place, no couples or women.  So I settled in to watch some porn and wait as patiently as I could.  

Around 9:30pm my patience paid off and a couple came strolling in.  They were very nice  average, next door types.  She was cute, with nice tits and strawberry blonde hair.  They took up residence on a couch in the smaller theater room and the crowd gathered.  Everyone kept their distance at first and just watched from afar to see what they were going to get into. 

Field Report! FunCouple Returns with a Profile of the Adult Superstore in St. Albans, WV!

Doc here, a man who some say used to take the Johnny Cab to work daily, until someone blabbed...

Joining us for their 2nd report is the awesome FunCouple!  This time, they hit another West Virginia adult theater, the Adult Superstore in St. Albans (near Charleston, WV).  This place sounds like one of those hidden gems my good friend Brent in Portland & I discuss all the time.

Take it away, FunCouple!


Hi Doc!

We wanted to give a quick review of an establishment that we do not see listed in the Adult Theater Database:  Adult Superstore in St. Albans, West Virginia!  (ed. note: Added now!)

Adult Superstore
St. Albans, WV
We have been there a few times, but for now, will just give a brief overview of the Adult Superstore.  It is located on Rt. 60 (MacCorkle Ave) in St. Albans (actually Jefferson we think).  For a point of reference, it is about 10 minutes from downtown Charleston, WV.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Field Report! GentleTongue Returns with Intel on KY (Kentucky, you pervs!)

Doc here, a man who some say was Modern Contruction magazine's centerfold for August, 2005.  I posed with rebar and a strategically placed safety cone.

It's been awhile since The Good Doctor has heard from long-time contributor GentleTongue. His reports are insightful and always useful, and it's good to have him back.

What say you, GT?


Hello esteem Dr Lizardo,

Although it has been some time since I contributed to the Journal of this thing of ours, I would like to just provide a few minor notes for the database..

1. Dixie Video - Radcliff, KY. This place is open 24/7 and for a charge of $10 you gain access to the arcade and theater. The booths are very roomy with about 16 or 20 with a fair amount having glory holes. However, one must bring those $1's to enjoy the selection. The theater is not bad but caution, look before you sit, as the springs are exposed on at least 2 couches. Overall the place is clean, well lit parking. Nothing to report for a Sunday night though, as expected.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Single Lady Flash Report! Kim in Public's 1st Report: "Grab a Drink With Me?" (w/Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say wears bowling shoes away from the bowling alley. Why you may ask?  Because they are smooth...

Speaking of smooth, The Good Doctor would like to introduce you to the newest contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, the lovely Kim in Public.  I was first introduced to Kim and her lust for public fun via her outstanding Twitter, @KimInPublic . 

Kim's very active Twitter will sometimes see her flashing in a parking lot, caressing her amazing boobs as she walks to her vehicle. Other times, she's in a public restroom, pulling up her sweater and dropping her panties (if she is wearing them at all).  And she documents it all for us, ladies and gentlemen.  So please and thank you, follow @KimInPublic . 

If that wasn't enough, she is an excellent blogger. Kim will write about memorable encounters on her Tumblr, Kim, in Public. It was there I saw her writing, and asked her if she would like to contribute to The Journal, starting with her latest public encounter from this past Friday afternoon, 11/10. 

She said yes.

So kids, sit back, sip on a peach vodka (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings of the newest member of The Journal's rogues gallery of reporters, Kim in Public!



I had just finished a work meeting at the Cheesecake Factory in the mall and I wasn’t ready to go home, or worse, go back to work.  So I posted some photos of me pulling my tits out of my sweater on Twitter and posted my location.  Maybe someone was out there and wanted to buy me a drink.
Now, I don’t always tag my location.  Depending where I am, being found by one (or more) Twitter followers wouldn’t be good, and sometimes not safe.  But this was the mall and since everyone had off for Veteran’s Day, it was packed, so I made an exception.
I was wearing this large oversized sweater that could be pulled down to be off my shoulder.  I liked it because it made it super easy to pull my tits out whenever I wanted. It was also long enough that I decided it could be a dress.  I headed back to my car to take off my leggings so I could also flash my pussy a bit.  I went back in to a different restaurant (taking a quick video of the fact I had no pants or panties on to post) and grabbed a glass of wine at the bar.
I looked at my Twitter feed and saw that one of my followers posted that he was in the mall looking for me.  A moment later, there was a very good looking man standing behind me.  Coincidence, or was this the guy who just posted?  

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits Berlin New Agency in NJ on Wednesday 11/8

Doc here, a man who some say once had a popular cable-access show named "You Can Unicycle". This show showed it's audience the pure joy of mounting and riding a unicycle, resulting in improved self-confidence & more "luck with the ladies".  It was yanked off the air 3 weeks after it's first showing, and there are still lawsuits pending in NY and NJ.

Speaking of New Jersey, one cannot mention this state without mentioning the awesome Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ.  One of the legendary locations in this thing of ours, it is plugging right along providing a great place to fly one's freak flag. 

Senior Journal of Adult Theaters reporter, Dry Clean Only, is back and better than ever with this report from a mid-week visit to BNA. Spoiler alert: It was pretty awesome.

Take it away, Dry Clean Only!


Doc, unfortunately I don't have the time right now to be Angela Lansbury so please forgive me for a rather direct, but significant, update from the field.

I wanted to let everyone know that BNA, especially on a weeknight, rarely disappoints. Actually my other reports in  BNA have been weeknights, too, including my favorite fall 2015 story, which has provided me many a night of sweet dreams since.  

While the early bird may get the worm, the late bird got the feast this past Wednesday 11/8/17! 
Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
I arrived at approximately 8 p.m., unfortunately I had figured on an earlier arrival time, but business obligations were what they were. Upon my arrival, Paul was at the front desk, and greeted me like the regular that I wish I were, and told me with a wink that I would have some material for a good report even at this relatively quiet time of week and early hour of the evening. I knew something must be up because the parking lot was quite full. However none of my radar posts had indicated any activity would be taking place.

I entered the theater to find the beautiful sight of a couple sitting in the last row of the theater room, with her bare legs up on the backs of the seats in front of her, and her husband sitting next to her fingering her as they watched the movie. 

Saturday, November 11, 2017

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 9 - Piper, The Gloryhole Princess (w/Video & Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say that during the late 1980's, was credited as being the country's leading expert in shredded cheese. 

Welcome back to "8 Questions from The Good Doctor", the newest series of feature articles here at The Journal. In this series, I ask some of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours questions about their adult theater history and experiences. 

As most of you may know, The Good Doctor did not fall off the cannoli truck yesterday. I've seen a lot, done a lot, and know a lot of extraordinary ladies in this thing of ours.  But, I can unequivocally say, there is no one like Piper, The Gloryhole Princess!

The content on her website, is amazing in it's content and sheer volume.  She is that rare amateur porn star that truly loves her perverted adventures, and keeps finding new ways to innovate and titillate her throngs of fans.

Piper also holds the distinction of being the only Journal of Adult Theaters reporter to complete an investigative report on video, complete with a real microphone and video crew, in a search for the elusive gloryhole.