Sunday, October 25, 2015

A Record Setting Box Score! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Adult Theater Halloween Party on 10/24/15 in Chicago - 106 Couples!

Doc here, a man who some say thinks he has seen it all. Done it all. And he then realizes that up he has never seen a guy dressed as the Big Bad Wolf eat Little Red Riding Hood's ass on a stage in an adult theater. 

But last night he did.

Ladies and gentlemen, last night's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs was one for the ages, and set a new house record!  The Halloween costumes were tremendous (Teen Titans!), the girls had incredibly sexy outfits: wenches, cheerleaders (Hi Kitten!), lady cops & more, a lovely and sexy Freudian Slip *may* have been stroking a beer bottle suggestively, an awful lots of priests, and there may have been a brand new attendee (Arturo) in a huge giraffe outfit who wished for world peace and the safety of dolphins.

Special huge thank yous to:

  • The Lovely Jen, my physician's assistant, for helping during the three costume contests.
  • Bob, Natalie, Scott, Roy, and Fernando from the 15th Ave. staff.  A great job as always!
  • Journal contributors Kitten, Victor & Victoria, The Adventurous MD Couple, Moaning Lisa & Mr. Mxyzptlk, P&F, The Big O Couple, Shannon & Gracie, ToyLovingMilf & D, Brenda & D, and the always awesome Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh, among others. If I missed you and you were at the event last night, please e-mail me and I will add you to the thank yous. I am a little woozy this morning.
  • All of our first time guests from SLS, Fetlife, & more.  I hope you had as much fun as it looked like you were having!

My House Call Report in in process, and I will get it published post haste. I promise. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I know you want to know how many people attended this huge event. Here we go...

Box Score: Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago

106 Couples
  8 Single Females
 13 T-Gurls
  & Dozens and Dozens of Single Guys

The prior record was 99 couples for one of our 15th Ave. events (the Little Black Dress Party last month). Each party gets bigger and better, who knows where this crazy train will stop!

The next event at 15th Ave. that will be hosted by The Good Doctor will be Saturday November 21st 2015: Saints & Sinners Couples and Single Females Party. Details on this event on The Journal tonight.

Thank you to all the great, sexy guests we welcomed last night to 15th Ave.  I have seen some crazy events in my days, but nothing to date has touched this one.  

Enjoy your Sunday. I need a nap.


Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ on a Recent Rainy Night

Doc here, a man who some say uses water ice to cool down after a tough day at the office. And by office, I mean a top tier adult theater in the Philadelphia area.

The teletype machine here at the Lizardo Labs fired off a communique from senior Journal scribe DryCleanOnly, and his most recent visit to the always awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Bill, Frank, & Brenda!) in Berlin NJ. 

In usual DCO form, it is an outstanding report, filled with the stuff that keeps you coming back for more. And it also contains a rare mention of the Lizardo Lantern, a little known East Coast phenomenon.

Ladies and gentlemen, from parts unknown, weight unknown, please welcome back DryCleanOnly.


Dear Doc,

I had been *pumped* for a week to make the trip to Philly for somerather monotonous business meetings... why? you might ask... because, as any regular of the Journal would know, Philly puts me in striking distance to the one-of-a-kind Berlin News Agency. I've had a few visits to BNA over the years, and they've never let me down, even though trips on Wednesdays (as I often have to make) can be more miss than hit at many venues in this thing of ours.

A Rare 1866 Tintype of
The Lizardo Lantern
Sure it was hard to keep focused during the business part of the day, then I had to crank out some work in the office. Argh... how did it get to be past "go time"??!! What was I thinking? At that moment, and through the first part of the drive, I started to find myself doubting the value of making a two hour round trip to Berlin, for just a couple hours' window of time at BNA for Lady Luck to possibly arrive. 

 I was already beat and just didn't need an extra two hours in the car that evening, but I noticed a strange green light blinking in my periphery... it was getting brighter. And I could make out a silhouette of a moustasched man in the green beam of light. It was the green Lizardo Lantern, and its flashing, I have confirmed, is a sure sign of good things to come. If there was ever a time to believe in the power of BNA on a Wednesday night, this was it I thought, and down went the hammer!