Monday, November 6, 2017

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee Meets Zoe & Mitch and Paige at The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas on 10/26/17

Doc here, a man who some say is Field & Stream magazine's #14 ranked bluegill angler in the Midwest, with a grand return to form for senior Journal reporter, G.K. Arbee

2017 has been a roller coaster for good ol' G.K. Arbee, but like all seasoned adult theater goers, he is finishing strong and hard!  His port of call is the venerable Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX, and his report is compelling.  We meet "Mitch and Zoe", and she sounds pretty incredible, kids. We also meet "Paige", who knows someone I know well...

Pour yourself a glass of Gemini's favorite libation (peach vodka) and enjoy the work of G.K. Arbee!

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Hello Good Dr.,

Finally something fantastic to report about the Lido in Dallas! As I have reported in the past, most of my adult theater adventures take place while I'm on the road, and for safety, I typically do not play much at my home base in the Fort Worth/Dallas area... However, I had a good reason to be out of the house and had a totally free night to spend up at the Lido Adult Theater. 
The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
Now "Thursdays" are ladies nights at Lido, so I figured why not give it a try. I had been to several dozen "ladies nights" over the years and not really had all that much luck over the years.. I got a really terrible blowjob back in 2014, and a hand job here and there, and that's about it... Well.. that all changed on Thursday October 26th, 2017!!!

I arrive at the Lido and the parking lot is rather empty, at about 7pm. I pay my $11.00 and head upstairs to see if anything is going on. Well, for the first 45 minutes, it's just dead as a stone up there. Just the usual random guys wondering up and down the hall, occasionally checking the theater.. just quiet... At about 7:30, I figure I'll just settle in to the theater, get my eyes adjusted, and watch some porn.

Just before 8pm, the theater starts filling up with guys.. (which led me to believe a couple wasn't far behind), and sure enough, a nice looking 40 something couple comes into the theater. They stand for a few minutes to get their eyes adjusted, then finally take a seat in the front row, not directly in front of the theater screen. The guys all crowd them, and soon the gentleman tells them to just "draw an imaginary line about 4 foot away from them" and stand back until they are invited... 

 They were a nice couple named "Mitch and Zoe". She was a beautiful tall blonde, pretty face, perfect breasts, and she was dressed to play! Zoe finally asked Mitch if it was ok for her to play, he said yes... 

He laid down the law, that there were only to be 3 guys at a time "in line for blowjobs". There were about 12-15 guys in the area, some were not following the rules, and he asked them to just move on... I waited patiently in line for my turn, and when I was next, I leaned over and told her that I had been going to the Lido for almost 2 decades and had never had anything more than a toothy bad blowjob and a hand job in the theater in all my visits.. Zoe, got up from her knees and told me she was going to give me a special treat tonight. 

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