Friday, May 30, 2014

Art Cinema Event Report! Incognito Hits Mardi Gras @ The Art on 5/17/14

Doc here, a man who some say when the mood strikes, will whip up a set of nice beef sandwiches for the firehouse down the lane from the Chez Lizardo. One must always look out for the "Italian Beef Neglected."

Senior reporter Incognito has whipped up a tasty dish himself... A great Flash Report from the Art Cinema Mardi Gras Party on May 17th in Hartford.

I talked with Incognito at length that evening, as it was good to see him once again. It was also good to see he got into the fray on the main floor of The Art as well.

Here we go!


Hi Doc,

So I decided to make the venture down for Mardi Gras On Saturday, to hang out with Bella, The Doc and everyone else. I got there @ 7, and it was still light out, probably discouraging some to venture in early. But they slowly started to trickle in, and before we knew it, Doc's gift bags were all gone.

Couple's Flash Report! K&M Hit the Barnett Ave Superstore Theater on Memorial Day Weekend (w/PIC)

Doc here, a man who some say can cut a mean mambo, with an outstanding first time Couples Flash Report.

Please welcome K&M from San Diego... They have submitted a report from the very cool Barnett Ave Adult Superstore (which I have been to on many occasions), and it's doozy folks!

Here we go!


This is a true story, and only the names have been changed to protect the innocent...

We got to the Barnett Ave. Bookstore (and Theater) and I asked for admission for two. The clerk informed me that it would be no charge for a couple, & he buzzed us in the theater and we walked down a dark hallway. When we walked in the theater there were a few guys sitting in chairs so we started towards the back and guys were standing along the wall in the aisle grabbing their crotch, one older guy had his pants off and was stroking his hard cock.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Flash Report! Snowy Hits The Lido Theater in Dallas All By Herself on Sunday 5/25/14

Doc here, a man who some say has a Barry White level of cool, with a tremendous Flash Report from my good friend Snowy in Dallas.

Snowy visited The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas all by herself on a Sunday evening, and reaped big benefits from her risk taking.

Snowy is a very naughty girl, and I was excited when she texted me on Memorial Day telling me how bad she was the night before.  Luckily for us, she put pen to paper and submitted a report for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Take it away, Snowy!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Visit Announcement! D&N @ Biloxi's Adult Bookstore on Friday 5/23 at 8pm (w/PIC)

Doc here, a man who some say always ignores the "never wear white before Memorial Day" convention, here with a Visit Announcement from long time readers and now active contributors to The Journal.

Please welcome D&N and a Visit Announcement for tomorrow 5/23/14 on the beautiful Gulf Coast!

Take it away, kids!


Monday, May 19, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Amber and Jade @ The Art Cinema's Mardi Gras Event 5/17/14

Doc here, a man who some say purposely walks around with his fly open, with the first of the many Mardi Gras @ The Art Cinema reports from this past Saturday night in Hartford, CT.

Please welcome Amber & Jade to The Journal family of reporters.  This is a good one, folks!

Take it away, Amber & Jade!


Amber has always had a fantasy of being watched and I've always had a fantasy of watching others so this thing of ours seemed perfect. It was originally my idea and we've tried two other theaters but were the only couple. She’s also been dying to go to a strip club and made plans but when we saw the Mardi Gras party and they awesome times that have been held in the past we switched plans and took the two hour drive to come.
We managed to find a parking spot and arrived a couple of minutes after 7. In the lobby was the Doctor and the stunning Bella. We paid our fare, collected our gift bag and headed up to the balcony.

Box Score! Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema on May 17th, 2014

Doc here, a man who some say can whip up a nice fondue while at the same time giving quality mustache rides, with the Box Score from Saturday evening's Mardi Gras @ The Art Cinema in Hartford.

Hosted by your narrator, & accompanied by my lovely date for the evening, Natasha, the mighty Art Cinema once again has lived up to it's reputation as the premier couple's adult theater in the US. A great time was had by all.

The Box Score for the evening (which will be followed by a House Call Report), is as follows:


There will be much more to come on this great evening in Hartford, CT.  If you have your own report, please send it to me directly at Please put "Mardi Gras Report" in the subject line. Please remember that I will edit, format, and drop in a pic or two for you. You just supply the raw report.

Let's get after it, kids...


Saturday, May 17, 2014

Monday, May 12, 2014

UPDATED TUESDAY 5/13 AT 8AM! Visit Announcement! The Good Doctor @ Berlin News Agency on Tuesday Evening 5/13/14 @ 7pm!

UPDATED 5/13 AT 8AM: The travel gods were not kind to The Good Doctor on Monday, and I couldn't get into Philly early enough Monday to make my appearance at BNA. My apologies if you ventured out last night.

Tonight is a different story... I will be at BNA this evening at 7:30 ET. I will be there to answer questions, offer advice, and do hand shadows if requested. 

I look forward to seeing you tonight, Tuesday May 13th at 7:30pm. 



Flash Report! PT Mania on 5 Different Adult Theaters

Doc here with a terrific first time report from PT Mania.

PT has visited five different adult theaters, and is here to give us the quick review of each theater.

Take it away, sir!


Sunday, May 11, 2014

Box Score! 15th Ave Adult Theater Lingerie & Sexy PJ Party in Chicago on 5/10/14

Doc here, a man who some say whip up a tasty calzone while PhotoShopping AND waxing the jet black Lizardo 4000, with a new feature here at the Journal, BOX SCORE.

Consider this the crawl at the bottom of your TV, that gives you just the scores for the previous night's games, and maybe a factoid thrown in for good measure.  No color commentary. No puppets. No clowns piling out of a car. Just the numbers, folks.

It was a record setting night at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago's western suburbs on Saturday night 5/10/14 for the Lingerie and Sexy PJ Party.  If you were not there, you missed a night for the ages. A thorough report will be coming shortly, but those of you who like to check the Box Scores in the morning paper, here we go:


The full report will be coming soon to The Journal, your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

@LizardoJournal on Twitter


Flash Report! Sati at Fantasyland 1 in Tampa (w/PIC)

Doc here, a man who some say ran the Magic Teacup ride at Disney in the early 80's, with a Flash Report from the always insatiable Sati.

Sati just moved into the Tampa area, and getting to know the local attractions. And by local attractions, I mean the area's adult theaters.

Enjoy Sati's first impressions of Fantasyland 1 in Tampa.

Hi Doc,

I finally made it to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa.  Wow, what a place!  I had no idea it was that huge!  I plan on writing up a full review, but I want to actually go a few more times to enjoy each area before I write about it.  

I didn't actually play in the theater when I was there because some idiot was screaming through the theater at everyone making everyone feel uncomfortable.  But I did go in one of the locking rooms and played with a guy through the glory hole...then he came around into my room and fucked me on a couch!  

Friday, May 9, 2014

Flash Report! Sati @ Fantasy World in Las Vegas (w/PIC)

Doc here with a report that I thought I posted a few months back, but was caught up in my draft file, from the Energizer Bunny known as Sati.

Before she moved to the Tampa area a couple of months back, she would frequent the adult theaters and clubs in and around Las Vegas.  This report is about Fantasy World on Boulder Highway, a theater I have been in a few times over the years.

Take it away, Sati!



I have decided to go back and start doing actual review type write-ups of the adult theaters I've been in.  I plan to hit Fiesta, Lido, and the theater in Biloxi on my trip across country to Tampa.  I also hope to hit the one downtown Phoenix before moving, and the little one up in Ft Mohave.  I didn't get a chance last time I was up that way.   This report is about Fantasy World...

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Scott & Jean at Fantasyland 1 AND Xtreme Video in Tampa (w/11 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say was the original Professor X (Rated), with a Couples Flash Report that is nothing short of amazing.
Scott & Jean are back, and they hit not one, but two adult theaters last Thursday night in Tampa, FL.  Fantasyland 1 and Xtreme were on the calendar, and off went these two X'ers.
Make sure you check out the gallery of pics at the end of the report. (and click on them to ENLARGE the thumbnails)... Wow!
Many thanks to Scott & Jean for this incredible report!
Here we go!
Hi Doc,
Scott and I had a free night Thursday/Friday and decided on making a second trip to the awesome Fantasyland  1 in Tampa.  We had contacted a few people from the Fantasyland forum to let them know we were going out that night.  Before leaving, we got a message from someone on the forum saying that there were 10 guys waiting in the store for us to get there.  Needless to say, I was pretty excited before we even left the house.
Fantasyland 1
Tampa, FL
When we arrived there were quite a few men milling about, so I knew right then that it would be a busy night!  We went Into the theater to watch the action on the screen for a bit but I was horny so after a few minutes we headed into the glory hole rooms to have some fun.  After making out and groping Scott for awhile, I knelt down at the glory hole to take a peek through.  Luckily there was already some body waiting, so I got right down on my knees and took him in my mouth and started blowing him.  He was pretty big, so I stroked him while sucking on the head.  I had been horny, wet, and looking to fuck all day, so I figured why wait!  
After he put the condom on, he put his dick back through the glory hole and I got pounded nice and hard.  Scott was right there in front of me, so I took him in my mouth at the same time (which he loves) and blew him while I was getting fucked.  Scott wasn't ready to blow yet, so I went back and forth between blowing and fucking guys for about two hours.  I ended up sucking off 10 guys (more with repeats) and fucking 5 others.  It was quite the successful night at Fantasyland, but after leaving I didn't feel quite done yet.  As it was still relatively early and I was still really horny, we decided to pull a  double header and headed to Xtreme on Fowler. 

I was a little unsure about playing out in the theater at Fowler as I had only been with strangers on one other night outside of booths. I'm very glad I decided to venture out into the theater this evening though!  We had posted a quick craigslist ad to see if anyone would be interested in meeting up there, got a ton of responses, and were quickly able to set up a meeting time with a guy I was excited about.  
Jean on 5/1/14
We got there before him so when we went into the theater there was no body there.  I had taken my panties off in the car which Scott discovered as he was feeling me up while waiting and his playing with my clit had me very excited for our new friend's arrival.  Within minutes of our entrance, two different guys came in before the guy we had arranged to meet showed up.  When our new friend got there, he sat down next to me, I turned to him, introduced myself as Jean, and asked him if he'd like a blow job.  He of course said yes, so as he was unzipping I took my shirt off and got down on my knees in front of him.  
While I was blowing him, both he and Scott were feeling up my tits and the other two guys were inching closer to get a better look.  Then I bent over the couch and after putting a condom on, he entered me from behind and starting slamming into me, alternating between fucking me fast and going slower as he told me he didn't want to finish quickly.  I then looked at the other two men and asked if one of them would like to be blown.  They both said yes and one of them stepped right up and dropped his shorts.  
Based on the noises coming from them, they were certainly enjoying themselves, almost as much as I was.  The guy fucking me from behind finished, so I walked around the couch and continued blowing the other guy while stroking Scott.  I went back and forth between blowing the remaining two guys and Scott until deciding that I wanted to ride some dick.  After putting a condom on the first dick I blew while getting fucked, I jumped up on him and started riding his long dick hard and deep.  He put both of his hands on my tits and starting rubbing and pinching my nipples.  Then he moved his mouth to my tits and started sucking.  Scott leaned down and sucked the other one.  
Jean on 5/1
That was an awesome sight, to see two different guys sucking my nipples at the same time.  I hopped back off the dick and got back on my knees to finish him in my mouth. After he finished, I went around and started sucking on some dicks again.  At this point the only one who hadn't cum was Scott.  
Guy number one asked if I wanted to ride his dick as well and of course I did!  I slid down onto him and started moving my hips around as his hands went straight to my ass.  He asked if he could spank me a little, so Scott showed him just how hard I like it, which made it that much better.  After he had cum again, I leaned back over the couch and Scott slid into me with reckless abandon.  He was almost back against the wall because I was pushing back on him so hard.  He then slipped out of me and I decided it was time to get mine.  
I laid down on one of the couches and began to touch myself.  I was able to get off twice rather quickly as I'd been horny for hours.  Luckily the movie was loud, so it may have drowned me out a bit as I'm typically rather vocal when I get off.  My favorite moment of the night was to looking up after getting off and seeing 4 guys jerking themselves around me.  Scott was ready to blow and he pretty much growled at me to get him in my mouth so I did and came a ton down my throat. 
Finally, it was time to clean up and say our goodbyes. This had to be one of my top 3 theater nights, it was so nice to have 4 dicks at my command! We will definitely be going back there some time soon as we appreciated the smaller, more intimate setting it provides.
I'd love some new guys to play with so feel free to write us at : .  
Hope you're all having your own dirty adventures!
Jean (and Scott)  

Jean's Naughty Gallery
(Click on the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)



Couple's Flash Report! C&R at a Cinco de Mayo Party (w/3 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say makes an award winning flat meatball sandwich (blindfolded), with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from my good friends C&R.

C&R will be attending this coming weekend's Lingerie and PJ Party at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago. But first, they hit a Cinco de Mayo Party and have filed this report to The Journal.

Take it away, C&R!


Hello Doc,

We have attached two pics of her outfit from last night at a Cinco de Mayo Party we attended (plus a bonus Valentines Day pic) for your readers.

The Lovely "R"
When we walked into the party, she went right to the center of the theater on her own, bypassing the couples only area. She was followed by many of the guys and was surrounded when she sat down. A couple of guys climbed over the row of seats behind her to get next to her. She exposed her breasts from her double mesh outfit, lifted her legs up and placed them on the seat backs in front of her.

Guys started jacking off on her and then she took matters into her own hands, playing with guys cocks and their balls. She took about a dozen loads of cum before she could even take a minute to wipe off her rewards.
At different times, a couple guys got between her legs, which she then used to pull the men in closer. They shot their loads on top of her pussy. With her legs stretched straight into the air, guys were rubbing her legs down to her pussy. Only when there were no more guys cumming on her, did she get up from her seat. She walked to the back of the theater and conversed with some of the party goers. We decided it was time to leave to save up energy for the party at the 15th Ave Theater in Chicago next week.

BTW- all of the couches in the couples lounge were filled with some very amorous couples - we applaud them!


R's Photo Gallery
(Click on the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)


Doc here again... Many thanks to my good friends C&R for another great report and the hot, hot pics of the lovely R. As mentioned above, they are planning on attending this weekend's Lingerie and PJ Party at 15th Ave's Private Party Room in Chicago this Saturday @ 8PM. Why not join them?

I will.


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

The Winner's Circle! NCAA Tournament Winners Check In! (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say always delivers what he promises, with a follow-up report on The Journal's NCAA Brackets Tourney. My name in Wink Lizardo...

The top 2 finishers in the tourney won the following prizes:

1st Place- An exclusive Journal of Adult Theaters Premium Coffee Mug, and an autographed pic of your humble narrator.

2nd Place- An autographed pic of your humble narrator, with slightly better handwriting.

Flash Report! Tanner at the Downtown Cinema in Akron, OH on 5/3/14

Doc here, a man who some say has the gift of dance, but keeps that skill under his finely coiffed mustache, with a Flash Report.

First time contributor Tanner has submitted a report from Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema. The Journal doesn't get many reports from this theater, so it's nice that one has tripped across the news desk.

Take it away, Tanner!

Thursday, May 1, 2014

House Call! The Good Doctor Finally Visits The Berlin News Agency on 4/23/14

Doc here, a man who some say would never close the George Washington Bridge to get back at a political rival, with the long awaited House Call Report to New Jersey's own Berlin News Agency.

You know how sometimes you have expectations that are so high, based on a combination of solid intel and gut feelings. And sometimes those expectations are so high that there is no way they could be met?

The Good Doctor's expectations were very high about the terrific Berlin News Agency. It was the last of the top tier adult theaters I had not been to, and I was eager and excited to walk in it's front door.