Monday, November 26, 2012

The Captain Hits Both Portland and Spokane With A Vengence

Doc here with the second installment of his Portland/Spokane trip from The Captain.  Cappy has a flair for being in the right place at the right time. and this report is no different.
Take it away, Cappy!
Ahoy Doc,
After a terrific first evening at the Paris Theater Thursday night, my plan was to return later Friday night (11/9). I acquired my admission for the early in the day when a red flag flew about 2pm and chatted with a few locals to see what the best times would be to attend. from midnight on was strongly suggested.
As I entered the theater there was a rubensque woman in her 30's laying on her side on the padded bench along the penis gallery railing blowing her much younger male companion. It was a scene from a Renascence period painting and I now can better appreciate my fine art class from the days at the merchant marine academy. The younger male companion brought her down to a red couch and two hand picked gentleman joined them. She blew one while the other fingered her to a squirting orgasm.
The Wally Power Yacht
The one getting blown switched places with the woman's companion and  vigorously practiced the Heimlich maneuver to his orgasm, the couch actually slid a few inches while he was in motion, a yeoman's effort indeed. After this performance, they departed, the rubensque woman embarrassed about having left a wet spot flipped the couch cushion. Note to squirters: check with the clerk on duty for towels, it appeared to me they are available. Perhaps Brent can shed some light?. 

My plan to return went a bit awry when I failed to ensure the battery backup on the Wally's computer system was functioning and I slept right through the witching hour. I awoke at 2:30 am and checked Brent's Yahoo Group, sure enough red flags had flown; a total of 7 I believe. Not being able to be in ship shape by the time the last flag flew shortly after 3am the Captain resigned himself to ready the Wally Power Yacht to head up the Columbia River to Spokane.
Paris Theatre
Portlandia, USA
After a proper systems check, my theater instincts were tingling and I checked Brent's group about 5am and sure enough there was a 4:25am red flag. Having the Wally berthed not far from the Paris I was able to get there by 5:15 and see a  blonde BBW and a very fit gentleman in action in the couples area with another guy. The man was being orally serviced by her and the extra stunt cock was pounding her from behind. I took position at the railing to watch the show.
There were two other gentleman in the theater watching the movie instead of the real show. After the extra gentleman finished, he offered me up and the man waved me up. I showed him my "gold card" (magnum condom) and was allowed into the couples area. I had about a 10 min adventure with the couple and had to depart. 5am fun at the adult theater makes me miss the old days at the Cine Art in Troy (RIP) when that theater commanded respect before being closed.

I fired up the Wally's twin turbo diesels with a low rumble and slipped away from the berth in the dark heading to Spokane for a short side trip. My research in Spokane area turned up Hollywood Erotic Boutique (address in in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). An adult bookstore and head shop with a 5-room theater upstairs.  
Iarrived about 10:30pm and paid my $12 admission. Not sure if couples are 2 for 1. The
theater" is a typical small office sized rooms, each with a fabric curtain over the doorway, a 24" TV shwing a DVD, and some plastic garden/lawn furniture for seating/  The seats bwere spread across the room... Not the most appealing of theaters, but when in Spokane.
One room is a gay flick, one is transgender and the other 3 are straight. I checked out all 5 rooms, pausing with hope in the middle room only to discover a cross=dresser in a fur coat and heels when my eyes adjusted to the darkness.
I waited in the back room, figuring that being the one farthest from the front door would be the most likely spot for a couple to have some fun. There were about 6 guys wandering from room to room with anticipation, when to my surprise a couple did come in. They checked out the three straight rooms and picked the one closest to the front of the store (go figure). They stood near the doorway and I took a seat and unzipped to prepare my party Popsicle for whatever might happen.
The Captain Is Welcomed To The Pacific Northwest
She was a very pretty blonde, about 5'7" and maybe 125 lbs, B-cups pierced (hidden under her winter coat)  and jeans. About 30 seconds after my party Popsicle made it's appearance she quickly sat down two seats away from me, I smiled and she asked what I was doing. I replied just trying to stroke to this up, to which she replied to my disbelief "Do you want some help?" - I think my chair was spring loaded I stood up so fast, I think her chair may have collapsed the way she hit the floor on her knees.
She quickly took my half melted popsicle in her mouth and made it fully hard quickly. The two other gentlemen in the room moved closer to see her in action. She was very passionate about her work and after about 5mins I started to unload in her her mouth (letting her know before I did) and she took the first squirt in her mouth pushing it out with her tongue and aiming the rest at her lips and chin.
She smiled at her male companion and the next guy whipped it out and she went to work on him. He finished on her face and she reached for the hand towel she brought and wiped some goo from her hand and brought it near her face, her gentleman barked her name and told her to not wipe her face and she looked up apologetically and went right to work on the next gentleman taking her time with him and finishing him off on her face. She slid to the other side of the small room where her gentleman was watching and began to suck him off with her face dripping in go from the bottom of her eyes down to her chin. She swallowed his load and smiled happily and was allowed to wipe her face. We chatted for a few minutes expressing our appreciation for her efforts, trading a few stories about thing of ours and we all departed the "theater".

Finally Monday I made it back to the Paris in time to catch the 11:30 flag -  borrowing from a recent post in Brent's group - "she 22 yrs old, blonde spiked hair, huge natural boob;, he 27, a very frequent patron with staying power par excellence. They were still there at 2:30 when I left, determined to stay until about 4. She had six orgasms, the first being a real wet one, between 11:30 and 2:30 as he screwed her ass off 6 times, with breaks in between."

The great thing about this thing of ours is you just never know what can happen at any given moment!

Safe travels!

Doc here again...Needless to say, a great report from an out of the way theater by a great man: The Captain. There may be some great captains in the annals of history: Ahab, Nemo, Kirk, Crunch... But for my money, I will take our's...The Captain. Keep the reports coming sir!


Couple's Flash Report! The Bayou Boudreaux at Biloxi's Gulf Coast Theater w/16 PICS!

Doc here with a report that will start your week off at a hundred miles an hour...

Senior reporter The Bayou Boudreaux is back, and with a vengeance.  This is an awesome Couple's Flash Report, and complete with... Wait for it... 16 pics of the actual event at Biloxi's Gulf Coast Theater. The Bayou Boudreaux's last report was extremely popular, and this one is even more extensive.

I hope you ate your Wheaties this morning, because you will need it to absorb this great report.  Plus, remember to click on the pics to ENLARGE them...

Take it away, Bayou Boudreaux...


Hello Doc,
Bayou Boudreaux here with the latest report from the Gulf Coast Theater (address in the database) in Biloxi, MS. As I write this, my legs are still shaky, my knees weak and I still have a slight fog on the brain.
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS
Doc, we were concerned there wouldn’t be much action, this being the Thanksgiving weekend and all.  Boy did I miss that one!  All was about average when we arrived (7:30 pm or so).  About 15 people in the theater as we eased in and found a comfortable place to sit.  We relaxed a bit, let the atmosphere take hold before we started playing. 

The first cock was a regular at the theater and usually good for multiple cum shots.  The lil slut slurped and sucked his cock and in just a few minutes was guzzling the first load of cum for the evening.  The line had already formed and one after another cocks popped up and were sucked down by the lil slut.  Load after load of cum, moans of pleasure and her little giggle after she swallows a load.  What a slut!
Two nice sized black cocks, one a heavy cummer, a very thick latino cock, numerous of the ‘run of the mill’ cocks.  One after another the lil slut worked her magic.  Somewhere around ten loads swallowed someone finally wanted to fuck her.  As usual, the lil slut jumped up, bent over and offered her sweet, tight ass to the large black cock.  It took a little work, but soon he was plowing her ass as she reached for a cock to suck.  The first of three anal/oral DP’s of the night.
"Lil Slut" @ The Gulf Coast Theater
The Latino came back for more, stuffing her ass full of hard cock and deep stroking her til she was weak in the knees.  She took a quick break while three guys took turns eating her cunt and back on the cock she went.  The big latino cock was orally attacked and she slurped his load down like the good little cum eater she is. A few return customers, one the regular I mentioned earlier.  He is almost always good for three loads for the lil slut.
The BBC came back and fed the lil slut another load of hot cum and like the trooper she is, she drank it down and worked all the cum out of his cock.  A fellow with a PA (ed. note: Pierced Albert), lil sluts first pierced cock experience, came up to bat and his bat was worked over for her reward of sticky cum.  He would come back later and fuck her ass.  What a trooper!

 Doc, this all happened in about two hours, the lil slut said her jaw hurt from so much cock as she looked for more to suck.  The theater was almost empty so she rested, got her pussy eaten a little more and relaxed.
I have found at this theater, there is two distinct shifts.  The gang that is there early, and the gang that shows up later in the evening. The second shift came in about 10 PM and a rested lil slut started reaching for cock.  Some were repeats from the earlier shift but most were new cummers.  And she guzzled their cum as fast as she could get it out of their cocks. 

Then it happened! 
In a period of about fifteen minutes, about five couples came in, all separate.  I introduced myself to three of them and next thing I know, lil slut is between the legs of one woman, she’s stroking my cock, another is sucking someone else’s cock, there’s fingers, cocks, mouths all over.  Doc, I lost count who was doing what to who, but is sure was fun.  One of the females was sucking my cock as lil slut was sucking her boyfriend’s cock and fingering her pussy.  Then lil slut would pounce on the wet pussy and stroke the cock.  She was rewarded with cock and cunt cum and she loved it!  I blew my load, my sight grew dim, my knees were weak, I had to sit down!  That was a toe curler cum shot.

Doc, I can’t say what the final tally was.  At least eighteen loads of cum for the lil slut to gobble down, four cocks up her ass, three DP’s and that doesn’t count the mini orgy we had with the other couples.
Doc, I dropped your name and website to a few that wanted to follow the action.  I also know there are at least two couples that weren’t there Saturday that read your reports.  Doc, we will be back next Saturday, Dec 1 for more of the cum eating adventures of the lil slut.

Doc, that is it for this reporter.  I am going to take a vitamin and try to regain my strength.  Hopefully next weekend will be as fun as this one.
Bayou Boudreaux

The Gallery (click images to ENLARGE)



Doc here again... Once again, the Bayou Boudreaux hits it out of the park with a Couple's Flash Report!  Thank you sir, and as always, keep up the great work!