Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Flash Report! The Colony Adult Theater (& Cocktails) in East St. Louis by "ontheroad"

Doc here with a great first time report from our newest contributor, ontheroad. A report from The Colony has been long overdue, and he has submitted a solid report from one of the most unique adult theaters in the country.

So have Suzanne pour you a Harvey Wallbanger and enjoy this report from the East Side...


The Colony Theater- Friday, April 6

It was my first time there. It is in East St Louis, IL, a rundown area, but the place had it's own parking lot and seemed safe enough. As a single male, I paid $30 to get in. If that seems high, it also includes 3 top-shelf drinks at the bar. The whole place is definitely seen better days and had a strong flavor of the 1970's. Anyway, I passed an empty theater with really low-quality video. That was the singles theater which obviously is not used much. I then passed the couples theater, which was locked. Couples get keys with their admission price.

The Colony Theater & Cocktails
E. St. Louis, IL
Then, I got to the heart of the place- the bar. It was filled with couples and very friendly staff. It was just like being at my neighborhood bar, except that the women were dressed for "action". Aside from occasional flashes and gropes, I got the feeling that serious play is meant for the theaters only.

It is great for couples, because they can pick a guy and control who they bring into the couples theater or they can play alone or with other couples. This eliminates the 'wolfpack' phenomenon that turns some couples off from porn theaters (ed. note: excellent point!).

As a single guy, it was a very unique experience. It is a much more social experience than a typical porn theater. There were at least 10 couples that night and I was told that it was slow. If you are good-looking, witty, or charming, chances are that you will be invited into the couples theater. However, it is not a sure thing and you have to play by the couple's rules.

I played with 2 ladies in the 'couples' theater that night. Both had their man present. Again, much more intimate 'love-making' than the usual theater quickie.

I'll be back as often as I'm in town!



Doc here again... Thanks again to red shirt freshman ontheroad for a solid first time report from The Colony.  The Colony is a real flashback kind of experience, and worth the time to visit (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  It's on The Good Doctor's radar for this summer.

Adult theater reports are still needed from you, the good readers of The Journal.  Send along your reports to I will edit, and doll up your reports with pics, and you get the glory and the byline.  If you are first time submitter, please give me a pen name that you wish to use.