Monday, February 9, 2015

Report #1: The Valentines Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford by Slimer on 2/7/15

Doc here, a man who some say was once the subject of a reality program titled "Il Drogheri's Baffi Magnifico", with the first of many reports from the record-setting Valentines Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford this past Saturday night.

The Journal's newest senior reporter, Slimer, is back with an awesome report on the mayhem and the majesty that was Cupid is Calling at the mighty Art Cinema. 100 Couples entered the fray... Here are some of their stories.

Taker it away, Slimer!


Greetings Doc,

I have to say, you know how to throw one helluva party.  The Valentines bash at the Art Cinema left me exhausted and satisfied.  I'll definitely be haunting the Art again soon, and clearing my schedule the next time you're in town. 

The night started when I arrived a bit early to scope out the theater.  I spent a few minutes shooting the shit with the Doc himself in the lobby while he handed out gift bags to early arrivals.  After 7, the couples started to pour in and I excused myself from the Marquis of Marinara to watch the show. 

Box Score! The Record Setting Cupid is Calling Valentines Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford on 2/7/15

Doc here, a man who some say could not believe his eyes (even behind his aviators) at the sheer intensity of Saturday's Valentines Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.

It was a record setting evening both at The Art Cinema, but also across the adult theater spectrum in the USA for the number of couples in attendance.  

The Good Doctor has already received two reports from the evening (in the editing que), and I am sure many more will be on the way. All will be published, even including one from your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

Box Score: The Art Cinema's Valentines Party:

Male/Female Couples:  100
Single Guys:          Dozens and Dozens
Single Females:       1

Congrats to Ernie and his team at The Art Cinema for a record setting event!  It was a pleasure to host the event for the third straight year, and cannot wait until the next big event at The Art Cinema, Mardi Gras at The Art on April 25th, 2015. And yes, I will be there wearing my beads and hosting once again. 

What a night, and I cannot wait to share with you, the good readers of The Journal, how it all went down.