Friday, May 26, 2017

Visiting 15th Ave. in Chicago Tonight! Couple's Flash Report Part Deux! Sarah (from Max & Sarah) on Adult Theater Ettiquette + 4 Adult Theater Reports!

Updated 5/26 at 4:30pm: Doc here... The amazing Max & Sarah will be visiting 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL TONIGHT around 9pm!  If you read what Sarah has written below, or Max's account of the trip earlier this week, you know what may in store tonight!

See you tonight at 15th Ave!



Doc here, a man who some say won close to $600 on "Press Your Luck" back in the 1970's before making off with a lovely production assistant, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

On this past Monday 5/22, I published a terrific Couple's Flash Report from new contributors to The Journal Max and Sarah, highlighting their trips to 4 cities and their adult theaters.  And it was glorious!  Check it out HERE. (This report has received a TON of pageviews, so thank you!)

How about we double-down with Max and Sarah?

Upon seeing the original report (written by Max) on The Journal, Sarah jumped in, wrote her own report from her point of view, spelled out some very helpful rules of the road for both women and men, and then announced where Max & herself will be Friday night  5/26/17 (Hint: At an adult emporium near and dear to the Good Doctor's pants heart)

Here we go... Please welcome Sarah to The Journal!


Hello Doctor,

I’m Sarah, the hot 40-something redheaded girlfriend of the very hot Max. We have talked about writing reviews for so long and I am glad that he finally did it, as it has definitely inspired me to add my comments and suggestions, not only about the places that Max and I visited but theaters in general.
The Lovely Sarah
As a lady who frequents theaters I have advice for both men and women, which you are free to take or leave.

First for women who might be considering a trip to the theater. I’d like to offer a few tips...

Tip #1- They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

In theaters as in life most men are FAR more afraid of you than you are of them. Max told me this the first time we went and it’s true. A woman in a theater is a rare thing and most men will exercise the utmost caution in order to not frighten you off. While Max typically does most of the ‘crowd control,’ I know that if I say something I will be listened to. Typically, I have to tell them to be a little more gentle. I am a delicate little flower…..who likes to fuck strange guys in theaters. I’m complicated.

Tip #2-The first time will be exciting and maybe a little scary.

Scary, only because you haven’t done anything like this before. Mostly they are just different. Until I had been to a theater I had never come across a place where I could just have sex with as many people as I wanted and not have to make conversation or play coy. I can be whoever I want to be! It is extremely liberating. But like anything, some theaters are more fun than others. I have only come across one theater that was actually scary, and not because anything bad actually happened. It was just a weird and off vibe. But more about that below.

Tip #3 Dress for the occasion.

So I am going to be a little blunt here. Theaters, while clean(ish) tend to have things on the floor that maybe you wouldn’t want on your jeans or pretty dress. Going to a theater is all about access. If you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, your clothes might get on the floor, or your bare feet might be on the floor and who wants that? I actually have a pair of shoes that Max rolls his eyes at because it is such a production getting them off and on. Plan ahead. A dress is always best. Just lift it up and ta da! Max likes to make me hand him my underwear while we are in the theater with the guys watching. We ALL enjoy that. Plus it keeps my panties off the ground.

Tip #4 You can do everyone and everything or do nothing.

If you want to suck 10 dicks, you can probably do that. Fuck 4 guys? Sure, if that’s what you are into. Or you can go and watch and do NOTHING. As strange as it seems it is one of the most ‘ladies choice’ environments you will ever be in.

Tips for Men:

1. Look, some of you have crazy skills, some of you, not so much. Here’s something to keep in mind. If a woman is coming into a theater and is likely to fuck a bunch of guys, please, please do not come at her fast with a long, rough finger bang. She’s not into it and all it does is wear her and her beautiful vagina out.

Tonight! Summer Sinsation Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!

Today! Khaleesi's Mamorial Day Weekend Splash Off at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Friday 5/26 at 12:30pm!

Doc here with a Visit Announcement you do not want to miss!

This afternoon, Friday 5/26 at 12:30pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, kick off your Mamorial Day Weekend the right way with a bukkake event with my good friends the amazing Khaleesi (aka The Mother of All Squirters), along with her guy, the terrific Khal.

The Awesomeness that is Khaleesi
 Now, The Good Doctor wants you to close your eyes for 5 seconds, and to think of a number between 29 and 31.