Friday, May 13, 2011

Flash Report: Cinema 309 By Trucker Tony

Doc here with a quick Flash Report from regular contributor, Trucker Tony.  This report focuses on a quick trip to Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA.  What does Tony find?  Let's find out...


My Good Doctor,

After seeing your request for reports, I have decided to relay a very recent,but not so good report at Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA.

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA
Was a Friday night, April 29th .Dropped my trailer at the truck stop, then went and found the theater. I had never been there,and have wanted to pay a visit. Anyway, after realizing I did not have to drop my trailer, I discovered that the lot is quite large. I go in and take a look around... Small as far as book stores go, not a lot of retail spce, but they make good use of it.

I pay the admissinon fee, (think it is 10 bucks) and go in. Wow, nice large seating area with lots of room between the rows. Isle play is encouraged. Large up to date viewing creen, with the equipment to match. But alas, no couples, only old gay men (and only two of those were actually playing). Also,they close at 10 or 10:30pm if the movie is still playing. I asked the clerk about this, and he stated the owner does not feel that buisiness would pick up later that than that. Hmmmmmmm, did not try to argue with him. Now, I have read reports that couples do go in here, but it seems it is hit and miss, much like many of our fun venues.

Well Doc, there is your report. I wish I had more to report, but that nite it was not meant to be...

ok, ttyl Doc, and stay on track. Remember boys, some where out there is a lady wanting to be treated like a slut, or to be watched like the little tramp she dreams of being.

Have a good day,
Trucker Tony


Doc here again... Thanks Trucker Tony for your report from the highways and byways.  And when you have your Blast From The Past Reports ready, send them on in!

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I-Team: Follow-Up in Tampa on Issues in Drew Park from Enzyte Bob

Doc here with a very quick update from Enzyte Bob on this past weekend in Tampa at Fantasyland I or II.


Good Afternoon Good Doctor Lizardo,

I have followed up on the weekend and there were no bookings at either address, FL I or FL II.

Enzyte Bob


Thanks EB... Hopefully this means the heat is being turned down a bit towards Fantasyland I or II in Tampa.  These two theater facilities are state of the art (especially the recently opened Fantasyland II), and deserving of your business.  Just be careful...Very careful.


Field Report: The Art Cinema in Hartford by OldBeatNik

Doc here with a "straight to the point and no fluff" Field Report from Senior Journal reporter, OldBeatNik.  His topic is the Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, and OBN has provided his observations and opinions in the following report.


Hi Doc:

The Art Cinema Theater 255 Franklin Ave Hartford Ct is an old regular theater converted to porn. It is located on a fairly busy street in a 80% residential neighborhood. There is no parking lot so street parking it is.

The theater is huge, at least 300 seats on the ground floor and 100 in the balcony which is for couples only. It has a huge screen and shows really boring porn movies that the management changes twice a week. The balcony rows are very close to each other and the seats are extremely uncomfortable. It is not possible to eat anyone out by kneeling on the floor, there is no room. There are arm rests so leaning over would be rather uncomfortable too. The lower theater is better for action but unless it is a theater savvy couple the penis gallery would make any one uncomfortable. The bathroom works and doesn't smell which speaks well but the place itself is run down and needs repair.

Needless to say there was no couples action the 2 hours I was there. I know that's not much time but the movies were so boring I just couldn't stay any longer. The theater may get couple action but I don't know why. They would have to walk down a residential street(with kids and families) to enter a seedy joint. It costs $20 for couples (another disincentive, why aren't women free?) Single men is $10. It's not a theater I would recommend.  Oldbeatnik


Thanks OBN for the report on the Art Cinema.  So far, the jury is split on the Art Cinema... The Captain gave it a thumbs up, and OBN a thumbs down.  I think we need a tie-breaker...


Flash Report: "One Afternoon in Paris" by floyd in Portland

Doc here with another outstanding Flash Report from Portland's premier daytime adult theater scribe, floyd.  Working the afternoon shift at The Journal's Portland bureau, he is always johnny on the spot for the afternoon Red Flags at The Paris Adult Theater on 3rd and Burnside in Portland.

Here is floyd's Flash Report...


One Afternoon in Paris

Sitting at my desk in Portland, OR, yesterday (Monday), I realized that it has been quite some time since I filed a report.  (Regular readers will know me as the “afternoon” reporter on all things Paris – The Paris Theater in Portland, that is.  I work in a downtown office just a short streetcar ride and a quick walk from the Paris, and I watch for the“flags” that the theater posts via text, which indicate the presence of couples, single women, and other interesting scenes.)

The reason for my lack of reports is just that there has been very little afternoon action at the theater over the past two weeks.  Not that there haven’t been flags, because there have been, but they have all resulted in either an empty theater upon my arrival or a couple checking the place out with little or no intention of playing. So, lest The Good Doctor conclude that I had been sucked into a gaping whale snatch while bodyboarding in the frigid Pacific water off Rockaway Beach, I figured I better pen a quick report, no matter how lame. 

Naturally, it was at this exact moment that I checked my texts to find I had missed a Red Flag at 1:04pm, it now being 2:10.  Hoping for the best but expecting to be too late, I hurried to the streetcar stop and was soon entering the Paris.  From the half-dozen guys at the rail, I realized that the couple was still there, situated on chairs in the “Couples Annex” area where the exam table sits.  I recognized them immediately as the out of town couple that visits Portland occasionally: he, a heavy-set dude with long hair and a beard, and her, barely five feet tall with frizzy dark hair and an absolutely killer body, with a perfect ass and small natural round tits with perky nipples. They are the couple that was mentioned in Part II of my post of April 8th entitled “Better Late Than Never.” She is either a dancer or aspires to it, since she regularly exhibits lap dancing moves on her guy when they visit, with him completely clothed and her completely naked.  And naked she was.

I joined the other five guys at the rail for a closer view of this diminutive beauty, admiring her slim body, smoothly shaved pussy, and gorgeous little boobs.  As she leaned back against her guy, he reached around and diddled her clit while she spread her pussy.  She alternated lap dancing moves on her guy with visits to the railing, where she moved down the row of lookers giving each a quick grab of titty and even presenting one for a lick or a suck now and again.

One lucky fellow, Shaved Head Guy, up on the stairs, was receiving lots of extra attention as she encouraged him to caress her spectacular little ass as well as ministering to her breasts. After a while she invited him to cross the chained threshold and join them in the annex.  He took a seat next to her guy, and she returned to the lap dancing business, alternating between her two seated subjects. It is a testimonial to how great the action can be at the Paris that this soon got a bit boring, regardless of how hot she looked.  It was sexy, without a doubt, but the watchers (your loyal reporter included) wanted to see some action!  A couple of guys gave up at this point, thinking it was to be a repeat of their past performances, and left.

She made another pass at the rail, and this reporter was treated to an extended oral tour of both of her breasts while simultaneously holding her perfect ass. Nice! At this point I noticed that both her guy and Shaved both had their hard cocks out and were jacking off slowly.  She noticed and redoubled her full body rubs, finally settling down in a kneeling position on the floor and taking her guys big cock in her mouth.  A grateful crowd watched intently, and after a nice BJ she trotted down into the gen pop area to snag a condom, which Shaved applied to his rigid dick.  She moved over to him and did an encore performance on his covered bone. From the sounds he was making, it looked like he was having a lot of fun!

After the BJ’s it was back to the dancer moves, and I really thought her guy was going to fuck her, but it was not to be.  They were very friendly throughout, chatting with Shaved and the guys at the rail.  I learned that he was married, but not to her. (There’s alot of that FWB stuff going around at the Paris these days.)  He also called her “Bug,” and it was nice to have a name to go with the face and body, even if only a nickname.  Soon her guy indicated that it was time to go, as they had been there for well over two hours.  She lay back on the big ottoman in the annex, looking amazing, and he stood over her.

“Gotta cum before we go,” he said, eloquently.

He offered to let Shaved cum on her at the same time, but he regretfully declined as he was not that close.  Her BF then proceeded to jack off vigorously over her naked body until he shot a big load all over her belly.  Seemed like an awful waste of a wet, willing pussy to this reporter, I must say, but to each his own I suppose.  That concluded the show, and she dressed and bid us all a very friendly adieu, promising to return soon. 

Doc, I’ll continue to provide you and your readers the latest updates from the afternoon shift.



Thanks again to floyd for his outstanding Flash Report.  Also, make sure you check out floyd's blog, Cockofthetalk. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll share the stories...

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