Monday, May 16, 2011

Special Announcement From The Good Doctor: Laney returns To CTs in Gary This Weekend (w/XXX Pics)

Doc here with a special announcement for this coming weekend, May 20 and 21st.  Laney from Texas will be making her much anticipated return visit to CTs Adult Theater, 4620 Industrial Hwy., in Gary, IN, and she is hungry for a serious gang bang.

Don't believe me?  Here are her own words:

"Hello to all my friends at CTs. I have missed you all so much. I will be in town to play Friday 5/20 (noon and evening) and Saturday 5/21 (noon and evening). I hope to see some of my old friends and I really am hoping to meet more. I am really a gang bang slut and love to fuck as many men as possible. I do suck cock but only to get it hard so that you can fuck me. Please come and see me on Friday and Saturday. I would like to invite all couples and single females to come play with me as well."

Still don't believe me?  How about eight hardcore photos of Laney at CTs last year (click to ENLARGE pics - They are hi-res photos):

So, ladies and gentlemen of this thing of ours, if you find yourself near CTs Adult Theater in Gary this Friday or Saturday, you may want to stop in and enjoy visiting with Laney.  I have in the past, and she is a spitfire!  Do not miss her!



Follow-Up: Saturday Night At The Oregon Theater, Part 2 - Brent's Tail Of The Tape

Doc here...Ask and ye shall receive.  Brent from Portland was kind enough to pick up the action for us at The Oregon Theater in Portland from last Saturday, 5/14.  His tale begins where The Duke of Pearl's ends (his report HERE), early in the evening at The Oregon...


Hey Doc,

Brent from Portland here. I enjoyed reading The Duke of Pearl's flash report about the action at The Oregon Theater last night. I arrived there just as the cute brunette  and the blond were leaving the theater. They were in the lobby when I walked in. The brunette, wearing a thin dress, looked slightly disheveled, like she had just been fucked by an army.  Wait! She had been! She and her man said good-bye to the blond couple (veteran theater players), chatted pleasantly with the clerk   and left.

The Oregon Theater

There were two couples still playing with the boys when I walked into the cavernous auditorium.  The Duke has already covered their activity so I wont go into details of their play.  I decided to hang out for a while and wait for Daisy Train to show up.  The only problem with that plan was that one red and two orange flags  appeared on my mobile phone and I couldn't  ignore those intentionally known signals for possible theater activity inside downtown Portland's famous Paris Theater. So I hopped into my brown clunker and drove downtown. The good news was that I found a place to park near The Paris. The bad news was- I missed the two girls and the couple. The two young girls had only stayed for about two giggly minutes. The couple was there slightly longer. I was told that she was a big breasted , good looking dark haired lady who played with her man in the couples section , then came down to the front of the couples section and let the back row boys , fondle and suck on her enormous ta ta's and erect nipples.

I hung out at The Paris for a while but nothing much was happening. One of the patrons offered to drive back to The Oregon Theater. The big beautiful Daisy Train had just announced on Brent's Theater Tails that  she would be there around 10 PM, then later on at The Paris. When we got to The Oregon one of the couples from earlier was still there, although, by this time,  the lady, a big old gal with short dark hair, was "fuckered" out and was more into catching a few `Zs ` then catching a  few  `Ds'.  

Just before Daisy Train arrived, another couple showed up. She was a sexy lady wearing a short mini skirt and thin spaghetti string top. I have written about her and her man before. She resembles the sexy singer, Carly  Simon. She and her man usually put on a great theater sex show but I have only seen her play close up with the boys on a few memorable occasions at the legendary Jefferson Theater. She was voted " The Woman Who You Would Most Like To See Go All The Way" three years in a row and runner up to  "The Doctor's Wife" , two years in a row. Unfortunately, last night, me and the rest of the rail birds made the cardinal mistake of assuming they were going to start playing right away  so we immediately gathered near their couch like horny vultures. Well, " T and G" are a veteran theater couple and  they know how to handle this kind of behavior. T picked up their blanket, G  spread her long beautiful legs and flashed her bare pussy for a second and with a tactical " We'll be back", left the theater. I don't know if they returned to play later  because I left The Oregon and headed back to The Paris around 11PM . 

Daisy Train

Daisy Train had arrived around 10:38. She looked regally slutty in her revealing  theater sex costume that showed off to maximum effect, her long legs big round ass, big tits. big hair, big lips and big smile.  She was super horny and  ready to play. Her Master led her down the aisle to the pleasure table, followed by a mob of horny men.  It made the Oklahoma land rush look like a game of chess. The Japanese tsunami victims ran from their houses in a more orderly fashion. It was total lust filled pandemonium and Daisy loved every second of it. 

The crowd lifted her onto the pleasure table and the fuck- suckathon was on. Her first wet orgasm came as a result of all the hands and fingers, probing her pussy and ass, tweaking her tits and sucking on her nipples. Faster than you can say "Pussycat"  the first of, I don't know how many men, was fucking her from behind while the first of, I don't know how many more men. was jamming his cock into her mouth and dumping a load down her throat. I was standing away from the crowd so it was hard to see although I could see the look of pleasure on Daisy's beautiful face.

Paris Theatre
I decided to check my phone for messages from The Paris.  An exam table flag, a bed room flag and a red flag had all popped up within the last ten minutes. I had to make a decision. I told the guy that drove us to The Oregon about the flags.  I mentioned that Daisy had said she was going to go to The Paris after she finished at The Oregon so we probably would see her there.  We drove back to The Paris Theater in downtown Portland, assuming we would see Ms. Daisy later. I turned out to be wrong about that but there were still a lot of wonderful theater sex surprises in store for us. 

Doc, I'll write more details about this weekend's action , including any new theater sex action that I may be lucky enough to catch, between now and then, in my next report.  I'm sorry I couldn't give you more details about Daisy Train's  Oregon Theater visit. Maybe someone else, or even Daisy herself will submit a report about it.

I know that you and your readers sympathize with my plight, having to choose which fantastic theater sex action I wanted to participate in:  The fuck fest at The Oregon or the fuck fest at The Paris.  What a dilemma!


Brent, we feel your pain.  In cities where there are two or more options in this thing of ours, this is our curse.  Never has "the grass is always greener on the other side" been more in play than in this situation, especially in Portland.

Well, we have the first two parts of our three-part play.  What happened after the initial deluge of humanity directed at Daisy Train?  If you have the happy ending (cue rim shot), please e-mail it directly to Rocky Balboa The Good Doctor at


"The Most Interesting Theater Slut In the World" from Tom Austin

Doc here with a little something different for you, the good readers of The Journal, courtesy of Senior Reporter Tom Austin.

All that is required is that you hum the Dos Equis theme out loud while reading Tom's post...



Doc – sorry that I’ve been away on business travel and unable to report on “this thing of ours” for a while. I have just returned from a few weeks in the middle east, and after having all my adult web site downloads blocked by the great content filterer in the sky, I am anxious to get back to enjoying my never-ending search for "The Most Interesting Theater Slut In The World."
  • Porn stars ask her how to deep throat.
  • She tells men where to line up for her gang bang.
  • She once punched out a very gay guy in an adult theater who dared to ignore her. That’s right. Dared to ignore her.
  • If her little black book of website aliases and phone numbers looks like something out of the Kabbalah, it’s no coincidence. The מעשה בראשית was copied from her first posting on an adult theater restroom wall...
  • If she ever wanted two cocks for her every hole, it would actually work.
  • Her lovers don’t know what would happen if they ever lost their erection, because they have never dared to.
  • While in an adult theater, she doesn’t ask for volunteers. They’re attracted to her scene by translating her subsonic slut vibrations that travel through rows of theater seats.
  • At one of her private preview room orgies you’re either at the table or on the menu.
  • Other women sitting in the same XXX theater with her sometimes find themselves lubricating. They have never complained.

She is the world’s most interesting theater slut.


Stay thirsty my friends...


Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Reports On Saturday Night's Theater & ABS Action

Doc here with this week's report from the suave and debonair Bob in Biloxi.  It looks as though things are humming in Biloxi, at both The Gulf Coast Adult Theater as well as the ABS down the street from the theater.

There are a million stories in the naked city...This is one of them.


This Week's Episode: "Blondes Have More Fun"

Hey Doc!

Things just keep rolling here on the beautiful Gulf Coast! A little after 8pm last night, (I start here because that’s about when I arrived) a local couple pulls into the parking lot at the ABS. She’s blonde about 5’4 120lbs, nice rack, with tats dressed in blue jeans and a white shirt (yuck, prefer shorts/skirts). They proceed to the booths; your author is first in line to the adjoining booth (high five).
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MX
Less than a minute passes and she’s got her shirt off and his pants down, she starts blowing him, so I add my cock to the mix. My reward is her mouth followed a few minutes later by her pussy and feeling the force of her ass banging against my wall while riding my cock! Nice start to the evening, thank you ma’am!

After an R&R break I proceed to The Gulf Coast, I missed two couples before 8pm, and there were only four couples when I went in shortly after 9pm. One was our Catholic girl who for some strange reason only fucked one guy. The other couples seemed to be just checking out the place, each seated alone watching the movie.

I headed back to the ABS, went in and the clerk told me, no other couples yet, but the blonde was still having fun in the back, so that puts them in a booth for over two hours!

As I was seated in my truck still replenishing lost fluids, a Lexus pulls up with a couple.  Another petite blonde but older lady (50’s?) dressed in a long black skirt and white button down blouse with high heels got out and went in. They browsed the store for a few minutes waiting on the clerk to finish with a customer, then paid and came back into the arcade area. Again I was lucky enough to get next to them and received what was probably the best blow job this year. She took her time and I got the feeling from the sounds next door she was enjoying herself as well.
The Bob in Biloxi
License Plate

Thank you again ma’am.

They left and went down to the theater. One guy was rebuffed by them after the dumbass bullied his way next to her and just started jacking, so they didn’t stay long. One in every crowd I guess. I had the feeling they wanted a good theater experience, but this dick head was too impatient and they called it quits.

In closing nine couples showed at the theater, best I can recall is 3 out of the 9 played. The volume of couples is increasing but the playing there seems to be sporadic and sudden! The ABS is continuing to draw couples because of the control factor I think. That and maybe the anonymity of the glory holes, keeps the attraction going? Whatever the reason, blondes had more fun last night and this thing of ours beats TV any Saturday night!


Doc here again... The fun in Biloxi has helped them become a permanent weekly fixture in the Adult Theater Power Rankings.  Thanks to Bob, it has helped put Biloxi on the adult theater map.

Do you have an adult theater report?  E-mail The Good Doctor directly at  I will edit and format your report, while you get the byline and the glory.  Not a bad deal, right?