The Jet Black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, ready to make the trip into Chicago. Bob and I raise The Lizardo Lantern about 3pm to the roof of 15th Ave. When it illuminates at 8pm over the skies of Chicago, you'll know it's on.
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The RSVPs are piling up... Fans of Ginger Squirts are already water-proofing their outfits for tonight, and rightfully so! JP's Slut Toy is ready to rock and roll behind (and on top of) the BYOB bar! My good friend and physician's assistant Twistingly will be at the red-covered Fetlife Members check in-table. Get your name badge Fetlife Members (only), and meet your network deep inside The Party Room.
A few reminders to make your evening awesome!:
- No Cell Phones in The Party Room. This is enforced STRICTLY.
- This is a BYOB event! We will have water, sodas, Red Bull, & juices available at the BYOB bar! And what better way to meet JP's Slut Toy! (Tip her well, and she'll be back!)
- The Sexy Outfit Contest starts about 10:15pm. Girls, sign up with Doc ahead of time when you arrive for your chance for 3 great vibrating prizes for the winners!
- Tip your BYOB bartender JP's Slut Toy early and often! Show her how much we want her back!
Get the latest updates on tonight party on The Good Doctor's Twitter: @LizardoJournal !
Join us for an evening you won't soon forget!
Thanks,
Doc
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Doc here, a man some say who could not be more Superfly excited about Saturday's big Pimps n' Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago! Why am I so excited?
Let me count the ways...
- What better way to kick of a holiday weekend than spend it with some of your sexy friends deep inside The Secret Room starting Saturday 9/2 at 8pm!
- Special BYOB bartender: The amazing JP's Slut Toy! You never know what naughtiness she'll be up to behind or on top of the bar! Tip often and well, and she'll be back!
- Swag Bags! The first 20 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm get one of these pimptastic swag bags! These are the best ones I have put together for you yet! Teaser pic will be released Saturday!
- BYOB! Bring your own! We have a full BYOB bar with mixers, soda, juices, water, Red Bull, & more! Plus that incredible BYOB bartender above!
- Special Guests! RSVPs are coming in, + the insatiable Ginger Squirts returns and I hope you are ready! I suggest moisture proof pimp-wear and hoe-wear! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins...You'll need them. Check out her brand new reports & PICS HERE and HERE !
Ginger Squirts - Sexy Outfit Contest! Something tell me this will be the wildest one yet! Great prizes for the top 3 scores (determined by an applause meter!).
- Pimp and Hoe-tastic room and table decorations! The Good Doctor cannot wait for you to see them!
And Just Announced!
The 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Fetlife Group will have a special check-in table, headed by my good friend senior Journal reporter & physician's assistant Twistingly! Says Twistingly:
Meet your 15th Ave FetLife friends at Doc Lizardo's Secret Room 2125 Pimps n Hoes Party. Once inside, stop by Twistingly's table to get your FetLife handle on a badge. Share the name you gave yourself and allow the rest of us to match a face (or other body part) to a reputation!
Let us know if you are attending by clicking the link to the FL event HERE.
Listen to The Good Doctor: Scrap the picnic on Saturday. Tell Aunt Emily that you have to work and can't be there for her 95th birthday. Call the boss and tell him you were bitten by a tick. Scrap those things and head deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Pimps n' Hoes Party Saturday night from 8pm until 1am in 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Melrose Park, IL.
Bob and I are hoisting the Lizardo Lantern to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater early Saturday. The night sky will be emblazoned with The Good Doctor's mug, signalling fun is dead ahead for you! Take the Lizardo Lantern Oath. Be The Lizardo Lantern Oath.
This is going to be a night for the ages. Don't be that guy or girl kicking themselves Sunday morning because you were not there.
Admission: (Cash Only at the Door)
M/F Couples $20
Single Guys: $35
Single Girls: $15
Trans Girls: $15
The Good Doctor hosts Chicagoland's best value in lifestyle events deep inside the Secret Room 2125, as well the huge monthly store party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . Join us!
Thanks,
Doc
