Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Flash Report! The Week in Review on Portland's Adult Theaters by Brent!

Doc here, a man who some say played a supporting role in the 80's crime tele-drama "The Man in Ban-Lon", with a dynamite report on the week that was in Portland, OR by our good friend, Brent in Portland

It was a busy week in PDX, and Brent has all the inside intel you need to know.

No one does it like Brent, so sit back, pop open the Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy the song stylings of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

Take it away, sir.



I took a little time off from the theaters to house and dog sit at my sister's while she and her husband were on vacation. I got a chance to catch up on some movies and television shows while I was there. I particularly enjoyed Netflix, "Jessica Jones" and I thought "We have our own Jessica Jones, Jessica , the front person at The Oregon Theater." Like JJ, she's a badass with a great ass. I also like "Bloodline," and "Master Of None" and my nephew has a small role in the series "Longmire."

The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Friday was the night Koral returned to The Paris and she and two other ladies fucked and sucked 50 or more men during the hours they were there. At one point I thought The Annex was going to collapse under the weight of all the men who were crowded inside while they waited to fuck either Koral or TJ's girl, who at certain intervals were also busy pleasing each other. 

The third lady playing was a sexy solid woman with big tits who liked her men naked and their cocks hard and uncovered. She enjoyed getting fucked and sucking dicks until they came in her mouth or on her face. Her husband enjoyed eating her cum filled ho ho after some guy had just fucked it. They had put an ad in Craigslist and had come through with flying colors.Since I've returned the theater action has been pretty good. 

Three couples were playing last Tuesday. A pretty blonde was getting fucked in the bedroom while outside watching was a very sexy lady who was getting groped by a bunch of horny dudes. Later, she was in the bedroom getting fucked by her boyfriend and a guest and occasionally she would stand up and let the guys who were watching fondle her beautiful breasts or reach down and play with her sweet wet pussy.