Friday, August 12, 2022

International Flash Report! Kinky Klosett in Brisbane, Australia by Blacksmith - Part 1!

Doc here, a man who some say remembered that on the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. 

The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice, and in this maelstrom of decay ordinary men were battered and smashed — men like Doc, the good Dr. Lizardo. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything and became a shell of a man, a burnt-out desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. 

And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again.

I am super excited for the first International Flash Report of the post COVID-era. 
Brand new Journal scribe Blacksmith has submitted the first of a 2-part Flash Report from Brisbane, Australia's "Kinky Klosett", a multi-theater/multi-GH facility that sounds AMAZING.

Take it away, Blacksmith!

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Hello Doc,

This is my first time submitting a report to you, even though I’ve followed you for a very long time.

Kinky Klosett Adult Theater
221 Brunswick St.
Fortitude Valley QLD 4006, Australia
https://kinkiiklosett.com.au/


I’m a big fan of this thing of ours. I have been to many theatres over the years. From The Tampa Playhouse, Portland's Jefferson and Paris Theatres, to Tampa's Fantasyland. As an American living in Australia, I do miss this thing of ours although I do get back to the US regularly and always manage a visit somewhere.

I recently heard there was a very active scene in Brisbane, Australia. So I am here this weekend to check it out.

Friday Aug, 12,2022
I went to Kinky Klosett This is a fairly large adult shop with the entire upstairs dedicated to multiple cinemas and gloryholes.
Kinky Klosett
Brisbane, Australia
The main cinema has couches, a mattress/bed, a doctor’s table and a St Andrew’s cross chair. The second smaller room has normal theatre seating. I counted about 8 booths with gloryholes. Interestingly, one booth had a setup for a reverse gloryhole.

There is also a small playroom big enough for one couple with a couch/mattress. This room has multiple CCTV cameras that can be activated from within the room and stream into the main cinema. There are also lots of dark rooms to play in and this place is very couples friendly.

I was sitting on a couch in the small theatre, and a girl come to give another guy on the couch a BJ and got on all fours on the couch. Her ass was inches away from my head so I put my hand on her ass. She looked around, smelled at me and said “you’re supposed to ask first, but go ahead”. They have strict rules and even a dress code for the weekends.

While there on Friday, there were about 3 couples who came into the theatre and played. Some played very hard like the couch girl I mentioned. I was told it was slower than normal because on Saturday they have a big event planned so some people were holding off for that. 
Kinky Klosett's Saturday 8/13 Event!
One thing I did notice. While I was there six couples came through asking about the event on Saturday (maybe for the first time), and the manager gave them a tour of the place. 

In this thing of ours, we tend to rate the women we see in an ABS on a different scale than in public. Someone who is a five in normal life instantly becomes a 7 when she walks into an adult cinema. The six couples who had the walkthrough we all between 8’s and 10+. These two were the highlights: Late 20’s couple (BF/GF). The girl was a knockout. She had on tight pants and a crop top so you could see her perfect body. She was a 10+ in normal life.

Late 40’s early 50’s professional couple. He came in in a suit jacket and she was in nice tight jeans and heels. Again she was gorgeous with a tight-fit body. She was very enthusiastic about everything and I’m sure wanted to play. Another 10 in normal life.

I hope they all come back Saturday for the party! Should be fun.

Blacksmith

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Blacksmith for his excellent International Flash Report on Kinky Klosett!  This place sounds GREAT, and I cannot wait until we hear about Saturday's night's party!

Stayed tuned. This story is far from finished!

Thanks,
-Doc