Monday, March 28, 2016

Couples Flash Report! His and Her Report! Ms. PIPPY and The Escort Hit Fantasy Zone in Memphis

Doc here, a man who some say won several local trampoline competitions with his patented move, the Shy Tuna, with a GREAT report and set of pics from the very sexy Ms. PIPPY (along with her guy, The Escort).

This is a "Her's and His " report, and I think you'll enjoy it.

Take it away, kids...


Hi Sweet Doctor! It's been a while but The Escort has taken me out once again and oh what an outing it was. He had planned to take me back to see our friends at The Fantasy Zone in Memphis. We love Ken and the Fantasy Zone along with all the guys there but we got a bit sidetracked on this outing. We made it to Memphis okay and wound up getting made by Memphis. Let me just say this, ohhhhhh I do so love Memphis!

Upon our arrival in The M we stopped to see our friend Mr Trainer. He is a trusted friend who works at the Genesis Club. You may remember he has accompanied us to the Fantasy Zone in the past. Anyway, it just so happened that Mr Trainer had a few friends in town, we will say 9 or 10 but who's counting? The Escort and Mr Trainer decided: "ten cocks in my bush would be better than a few in the hand," so we found a place to spend a couple of hours with our new friends. 

Doc, you of all people should know that a girl can't have too many friends, though having them all at one time can leave a girl somewhat......I'll just leave that to your imagination. You know I loved it! I just can't get enough of Memphis but I sure do like trying! I've already put in my request to The Escort to take me back soon. You know the song, "Maybe it was Memphis?" I can tell you from experience that it was!!

The Escort

Hey Doc, The Escort here. As our dear Ms PIPPY has shared, she had quite a visit to Memphis! What can I say about this dear girl, what a trooper. She squared off against ten big cocks and gave them her best. They loved her as much as she loved them and Doc, that's a whole lot of love right there.

Ms. PIPPY entertained, and was entertained, for a sex crazed hour and 45 minutes. There was not one whole minute of that time that our girl was not packed full of hard cock. Rock hard swollen cock pumping furiously into her sweet dainty pussy, cock choking her as one right after another was shoved between her soft sweet lips and down her hungry throat. Cocks in each hand as she skillfully stroked them time and time again while her pussy and mouth were being ravaged. Wow what a precious treasure our girl is.

This group of guys destroyed her sweet pussy as the before and after pictures I sent indicate. After the last cock was pulled from her swollen pussy as it was clinging to the huge hunk of man meat, after the last load of cum was dumped, her pussy was literally swollen shut! She was beautiful. 

Field Report: Pure Pleasure Mega Center, Orange Heights, FL by Tommy Salami

Doc here with a first time Field report from new contributor, Tommy Salami.

Tommy has submitted a Field Report from Pure Pleasure Mega Center near Gainesville, FL. In the past, one of my original reporters, JaxBchBum posted several reports on this place. However, new reports are important, and this brings us up to date:

Take it away, Tommy Salami.


Hi Doc,

This is my first Field Report. 

Pure Pleasure Mega Center
(formerly Theater X)
Orange Heights, FL

I've been visiting this place three or four times a year for a decade or so. Like just about anyplace, you never know what you're gonna find. Some nights it's just a bunch of guys sitting around nervously. But on other nights, anything might happen. 

Pure Pleasure Mega Center
Near Gainesville, FL
Over the years I've probably seen a hundred naked women, played with more tits than I can remember, gotten dozens of blowjobs, fucked a dozen or so complete strangers, watched a woman get fist-fucked,  took a way-too-pretty-to-be-in-a-place-like-this blonde up her butt and diddled a rather mature lady until she squirted four times.

Fun place, if your timing is right.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Smut for an Easter Sunday Evening: Hop On It Edition with 43 Pics

Doc here, a man who some say is a vigilante who employs threats of violence, coercion, and torture in his fight against crime. He is called The Meatballer.

Happy Easter everyone. In an Easter tradition going back to 2010, welcome to Smut for an Easter Sunday Evening. My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

By this point of your Easter Sunday, you have already spent time around the Easter table, watching everyone look at their smartphones. The ham has been devoured,  the baskets found, and your creepy uncle has been shown the door. Now it's time to enjoy your favorite adult theater themed blog.

So let's hop onto it, shall we?



Smut for an Easter Sunday Evening: Hop On It Edition
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Flash Report! The Humble Scribe Finds an Easter Basket at Fantasyland 1 in Tampa on 3/27/16

Doc here, a man who some say once awoke from a dream to find an an image of Future Flash warning him to " all the meatballs. They are the key." before disappearing.

It's Easter, and in the grand Journal tradition, how about a Easter-themed Flash report from new contributor, The Humble Scribe?

Humble Scribe was in Tampa, and scooted over to Fantasyland 1 earlier today and submitted this report on his findings. 

Take it away, The Humble Scribe:



I read the report on Headliners in PA from Anaconda with much interest, having been there approximately a month ago to an empty theater on a Monday afternoon. I agree with him that the place is getting a lot of play on Craigslist.

Today, on Easter Sunday, I found myself in Tampa. So where else to go than Fantasyland 1. I figured there would be no one there, but upon pulling into the parking lot, I was surprised to see a dozen cars.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Flash Report(S): Anaconda Covers PA Like a Glove: Cinema 309 in W-B, and Headliners in Greenville

Doc here, a man who some say spent in formative years driving around the Northeast United States in a 27 foot hot dog, with a great and detail-filled Flash Report from senior reporter Anaconda.

This reports the old and the new in Pennslyvania.  The old: Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Bare, PA.  The new: Headliners in Greenville.

Take it away, Anaconda...



I found myself passing through NEPA this past weekend and figured since I had some luck recently at Cinema 309, I'd try to make a quick stop on my way through late on Friday night. 

I rolled in about 9PM and the theater closes at 10PM, so I knew I didn't have a lot of time. My theory was that if I walked in and things were happening, I could get some quick action and then head back out. Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and a little action is better than no action at all. So, I pulled in and the # of cars in the lot indicated that it was pretty busy in there, good sign. I paid my $12 admission and went into the theater. 

After the 30 second adjustment time for the low lighting, I quickly scanned and noticed 3 couples in the theater, but only 1 area of activity. I walked down the left side aisle to check out the activity which was centered around a woman who was having her pussy fingered by one guy and about 6 or so others watching, occasionally reaching out for a handful of boobage. 

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA
I walked around a bit to check out the other couples. Couple #2 was an older couple, probably 60+, not unattractive, but they were not giving any indications that they were interested in playing with the crowd or even among themselves. 

Couple #3 was a young couple, probably late 20's - early 30's, and she was very cute, mixed race with caramel skin and curly brown hair and a nice slender build. They seemed very curious about what was going on around them, and I couldn't quite tell if they were going to get into some action or not. I walked back over to check out the action around couple #1 again, which had progressed to actual fucking. The whole time though trying to make eye contact and a friendly smile to the lady of Couple #3. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter Hits Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH on St. Patty's Day

Doc here, a man who some say won a bass fishing tournament using harsh language as his bait, with a terrific Flash Report from senior Journal scribe The Oral Reporter.

This is a good one folks, so soak it in...


Hi Doc,

Well I hit a home run on Thursday night the 17th of March at Past Time Video in Steubenville, Ohio. Thursday is Couples free day and this Thursday there were 4 couples in the theater.

Couple number 1 came in about 1:15 PM they were gone by the time I rolled into Past Time Video. I arrived about 6 PM and talked for a while to Jacob the young clerk, before going in to the theater.

I paid my $11.00 admission (good for all day) I was in the theater about 30 minutes when couple number 2 arrived. I recognized them right away, she is a tall slender beautiful lady with long hair and a few tattoos. Perfect tits and legs all the way to her Ass. They never take long to start playing with each other, She was giving him a blow job within 5 minutes of arriving, she is a real pro at it and will get everyone's attention very quickly. 

Monday, March 21, 2016

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter at Kisses (the former Colony Theater) in East St. Louis, MO on 3/11 and 3/12.

Doc here, a man who some say once saved a town from a flood by laying cannoli end to end to form a bridge for people trapped by the rising waters.

Senior reporter The Oral Reporter is back with a report from Kisses, the former Colony Adult Theater in East St. Louis, MO. The action on Saturday 3/12 sounds like it was great!

Take it away, The Oral Reporter!


Hi Doc,

I have a report for last weekend at Kisses (the old Colony Theater) in East St Louis, MO. This is for Friday and Saturday March the 11th and 12th.

As you know Kisses is a different kind of adult theater, since it has a "swingers club" attached to the three theaters. The swingers club and the theaters are a play anywhere area.

The lounge area in the swingers portion has a fully stocked bar and the drinks are strong, and the owner Linda can make any type of mixed drink you could want, also there is beer and wine.

On to the report about the activity on Friday and Saturday nights...

I arrived at the Club before they opened, probably around 7PM, opening is at 8PM. I went in and helped Linda get the place ready to open for the night.
Kisses (former Colony Theater)

Even though the weather was pretty good, Friday didn't get off to a good start, several of the regular guys came in and had a few drinks but I only counted two couples all night and a few more single guys. In some places, these couples would have been like raw meat to the single guys. Kisses has a group of single guys (Choir Boys) that are very respectful of a couples or single woman (unicorn) space and will not crowd around unless asked to of course.

The couples theater got used by the two couples that night and I think they may have invited in a single guy or two. (the couples theater is just that, couples only unless a single is invited in to play. Management (Linda or Richard) controls the over zealous guys from just going in with out being invited.

So I stayed at the club until closing and patiently waited for additional couples or any Unicorns to arrive, No other couples or girls arrived and Linda actually closed about 1 hour early (normal closing is 3AM).

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Smut for a Sunday Evening: My NCAA Bracket Sucks Edition w/ 68 Pics

Doc here, a man who some say his physical perfection is only matched by his hostility, with a sports-themed edition of Smut for A Sunday Evening.  My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

It's opening weekend of the NCAA college basketball tournament, and my bracket in the Yahoo Journal of Adult Theaters tourney just plain sucks out loud.   The upsets in this first round have killed me. 

So, in the spirit of my sucky bracket, I will attempt to heal those wounds with a selection of some of the hottest suck-related images from The Good Doctor's archive of real, user submitted pics.   Nothing posted on The Journal is lifted from another source.  Images here are 100% fresh squeezed.

So I suggest you sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and try to heal from the travesty of your own sucky brackets by viewing the best kind of sucking.  The type found here at The Journal.


Smut for a Sunday Evening: Sucky Brackets Edition
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Couple's Flash Report! The Right to the Point Couple's Disappointing Trip to the Lido Theater in Dallas

Doc here with a solid Couple's Flash Report from regular contributors The Right to the Point Couple.

Here we go...


Hi Doc,

The Right to the Point Couple here... 

Well we had to change the plans are couple times, but as luck would have it we were able to go to Lido Theater in Dallas on Wed. 3-9-16. 

We went, in picked out a movie, and paid for a private room upstairs. Mrs. RTTPC was a little nervous because it was new place, so we settled in on the couch with the movie playing on the screen and the door left open. We jumped right into it like we always do, with me fingering her already wet pussy. I had the crowd stay by the door until I can see she's ready, because she's starts looking for a cock to suck.

Lido Theater
I then motion for them to come in, so she starts sucking a big cock and drains it in like two minutes take it all over her face (which normally she doesn't do but was in a mood that night), but that mood quickly went away. Then she wanted to be fucked at the same time with a cock in her mouth, but nobody had condoms so she sucked another cock taking that load also in her mouth and face. 

She was still waiting for someone to fuck her, but nobody stepped up so I stepped in fucking her doggy for as long as I could hoping someone would appear with a condom to continue this but no one did.  She drained one more cock, got dressed and left some what disappointed. 

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Flash Report! Rick in Seattle and First His Gemini Experience at The Paris Theatre in Portland on 3/12/16

Doc here, a man who some say once ran the third largest Fresca distributorship in Stogotz County (near the state line), with a terrific Flash Report starring my good friend, the amazing Gemini.

2nd time contributor Rick in Seattle saw that one f the legends of the Seattle adult theater scene, Gemini, was going to stop by The Paris Theatre in Portland for a visit last weekend, and he decided to meat meet her. And did he ever.

So as with all things Gemini, pop open a cold can of Fresca and enjoy this Gemini-centric report from Rick in Seattle.

Take it away, sir.


Hey Doc, this is Rick up in Seattle. 

I posted once a few years back about the Seattle scene and play spots in the area as well of one of my encounters. Well this encounter was with Gemini at the Paris Theater. 

I just happened to be in the Portland area and saw a post in Brent's site that Gemini was coming on a Saturday about 4:00 pm. I decided I was going to get there early not to miss her. I have never met Gemini, but really like all her hot stories and her love of this thing of ours. So I waited until she showed up. 

The Real Gemini
The theater was pretty quiet. About 10 other guys. Gemini's other half J came in first and kind of looked around, scoping out the scene. He then stepped out and Gemini came in and sat all alone in the couples section. Myself as well of a couple of other guys walked up to the railing area. 

Giving Gemini her space but being polite ,I said hello and asked her if she was Gemini. She smiled and said yes and I told her I really liked her stories and was eager to meet her. She smiled again and we chit-chatted. She then came up to the railing so we could speak some more. 

Gemini had a nice low cut pretty top on. I told her I liked her top and she kind of moved a little closer to me. I asked if it was OK if I touched and she said yes. I started to rub and feel her, and I pulled both of her breasts out so everyone could see them. Then I started to suck and kiss one breast as my hand felt the other. Someone else stepped up and also asked if he could touch . While he was touching her I was rubbing and grabbing her nice ass, and feeling and rubbing between her legs. She then said she wanted to move down to the Arena area. 

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Happy St. Patty's Day from StuntSlut Simone and The Good Doctor!

Games Start at Noon! Get Into The Tourney Before It's Too Late! A Call for More Players!!! The 2016 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tournament! Join Today!

UPDATED Thursday 3/17: We have 9 players in, but we need more!  Jump in, give your bracket a dirty nickname, and let's get it on!

Doc here, with a reminder that we need more players for the NCAA Brackets Tourney. 

Here is the link again:

Password: theater

So far, 9 players have signed up...We need at least 20 to make it interesting. 

Join your old friend in the white suit and aviators along with some of your Journal favorites like The Big O Couple and Khal & Khaleesi (AKA The Mother of all Squirters) in this tourney.

See the instructions below.



Doc here, a man who some say was the best damn big man in the history Our Lady of the Holy Cannoli High School's basketball team, with the return of the popular "The 2016 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tourney".

This event is a lot of fun, and a nice break from our usual programming.

Here is how it works:

1. You will need a Yahoo e-mail account, since it's run off of Yahoo's platform.  If you don't have one, it takes two minutes to create one. 

2. Once you have your Yahoo e-mail, sign into Yahoo, and then click this link to join my tournament: "Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busters"

3. The password to join our group is theater . 

4. Give your team a clever, somewhat to very dirty nickname (my favorite from last year was the "Spitroasters"), and then fill out your bracket.

The Big Prize
5. After each round I will give everyone an update on the message board for our slightly off-center, slightly perverted group. You can also message other members of the group if you so like during the tourney. 

6. Remember to fill out all games on your bracket!  (Hi Mrs. Big O Couple!)

7. The Prize: The Winner gets a premium "The Journal" coffee mug, that has a $20 value. You also get a autographed picture of The Good Doctor as well.

Games start on Thursday morning 3/17 at 12:15am Eastern Time, so you need to get hopping on this kids! There is plenty of room for you to join, but you need to get cracking. The more participants, the more fun the tournament.

See you on the hardwood!  Sign up today!


Monday, March 14, 2016

Box Score! An Amazing St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 3/12/16!

Doc here, a man who some say has impressed the ladies with the girth of his shillelagh, with the Box Score from the amazing "Get Lucky" St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 3/12/16.

This was an evening The Good Doctor won't soon forget in Chicago's western burbs. With all the events going on in Chicagoland this day (the downtown dying of the river green, the huge parade), it could have been a modest evening at 15th Ave. 

This wasn't the case AT ALL.

It was an evening filled with many brand new couples to this thing of ours. There was rarely a moment the stage inside The Party Room that didn't have girls dancing and swinging on the stripper poles. And the Sexy Outfit Contest was one of our best, with the awesome Mrs. Big O Couple taking the top prize with a sexy and naughty turn on the stripper pole (highlighted by a split that had the crowd cheering!). 

In my opinion, the vibe inside the Party Room was possibly the best one yet that we have hosted.  It was fun, light, and mischievous. 

We added more security as well to our events, and even have a full time security guard inside the theater during events now. This new system worked great, and will be normal at all events moving forward. A big thanks to the security team for a great job Saturday night. 

Saturday, March 12, 2016

UPDATED AT 9AM: TONIGHT! "Get Lucky" St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 3/12/16 at 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here, a man who some say used to be called by his 86 year old grandmother (straight from Sicily mind you) her little "Superfly TNT", with your same day update on the big "Get Lucky" St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . at 2125 N. 15th 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

On a gorgeous day like today, who doesn't feel lucky? The Good Doctor is feeling rested, vigorous, and virle, and my physician's assistant The Lovely Jen has ants in her pants anticipating a great night at the event.

The sleek black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip up from The Valley near the small women's liberal arts collage to Chicago. 

The Party Room is decorated to the nines, and Natalie will be behind the BYOB bar helming the Pot o'Gold Inn. 

Returning tonight will be the sexy outfit contest.  We will only be selecting the first 15 sign-ups for the contest, so seek out The Good Doctor and get on the list, and get your number. Three great toys from 15th Ave's retail store for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place await you.

The Real StuntSlut Simone
Both of our special out of town guests have arrived in town, and are already tearing it up! C&R from the Buckeye State and StuntSlut Simone from a secret location in the Midwest have landed and are ready for the party.  As a matter of fact, StuntSlut Simone already has part of her outfit on already.

This is going to be a big one folks, and one not to be missed. Get your green on and head to Chicago's west side for our 3rd annual St. Patty's Party "Get Lucky" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

For more information, go to the 15th Ave. Adult Theater website:

See everyone tonight!



UPDATED 3/11 at 6:30am:  Hi Kids... We are only 1 day away from the big St. Patty's party at  15th Ave. Adult Theater . Wednesday we assembled the awesome swag bags for the event, and will be awarded to the first 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm. Each bag holds a $50 retail value, so don't miss out!

A few other quick reminders:
  • The Sexy Outfit Contest returns with great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! The fun starts around 9:45pm. 
  • New couples and single females: I will be giving tours of the facility between 7:45 and 9pm. I will be happy to welcome you to the event and show you the ropes.  Just ask for me at the front desk.
  • Two special out of town visitors have RSVP'd: My friends StuntSlut Simone (and Mr. S), and a certain cover girl for "Smut for a Sunday Evening", the gorgeous "R" from the great state of Ohio. 
  • The event is BYOB.
  • Couples and Single Females preferred parking in our rear lot (as space allows). 
  • The Good Doctor will be giving tours for new couples and single females from 7:45 until 9pm.  Just ask for me and I will show you your new favorite place to fly your freak flag. 
Next update Saturday!


PS. Here is a peak at the swag bags:


Doc O'Lizardo here... Save the date kids: Saturday Match 12th at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  It's time for the Get Lucky St. Patty's Party!

I have it on good authority that a very popular special guest from out of town will be attending her 2nd straight party, and she is a crowd pleaser! She's young, she's personable, and she's StuntSlut Simone!

Also, our sexy outfit contest will be back (last month we had 15 contestants!), and of course St. Pattys Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door (with their paid admission). 

Get ready to Get Lucky on Saturday March 12th at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL!


Friday, March 11, 2016

Freeze Frame: The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater - Addendum 1 - Slut Diane (w/11 PICS!)

Doc here with the first addendum to the extremely popular "The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater", a post from Sunday evening at The Journal.

A long time legendary lady of 15th Ave. Adult Theater (the scene of this weekend's "Get Lucky" St. Patty's Party) in Chicago is the very naughty Slut Diane.

I have seen Diane in action in both swingers parties at hotels which are small and intimate, as well as crazy scenes at 15th Ave. where she is in the middle of a chocolate rugby scrum. 

After the first "Girls of 15th Ave" report published, Slut Diane wrote me and asked what she needed to do to get into this report, since was indeed a legendary lady.  I gave her the how's and the when's, and then presto chango, I had 11 smoking hot pics of Slut Diane to share with you, the students of this thing of ours. 

Please enjoy the lovely yet very naughty Slut Diane! And keep in mind -  she plans to attend the get Lucky Party Saturday night at 15th Avenue.

Just sayin...


Slut Diane's Gallery
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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! C&R Hit Modern Adult in Toledo on 3/5/16 (with 3 NEW PICS!)

Doc here with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.

My good friends C&R are back with not only a new report, but they will be attending the huge St. Patty's Day Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (and hosted by your narrator) this Saturday night. You might also know her as the cover girl for Smut for a Sunday Evening!

If that were not enough, C&R sent along 3 NEW PICS that are just what The Good Doctor ordered.

Enjoy this top-shelf report from my friends, C&R!


Hi Doc,

It has been a long time since we have sent a letter about our escapades.  Finally, the moon, stars and planets have lined up and we are preparing to make the trip to Melrose Park for the St. Patty’s Day Party at the 15th Ave.  R has purchased some great outfits for the party and the guys (and girls) won’t be disappointed.  We should arrive on Friday night and we’ll spend two nights at the theater.  R said she is especially looking forward to the steam room after a trip or three into the theater. 

We have not been able to make the trip to Chicago since early last year, but we have been involved in the theater scene around the Cleveland area.  As proof, we thought we would post a little story with some pictures of last weekend’s recent trip to the Modern Art bookstore in Toledo. Not getting her fill, we followed that theater up with another theater nearby. This is what happened:

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Exxxclusive! Inside Ms. PIPPY! By The Numbers

Doc here, a man who some say has never brought a cannoli to a prosciutto fight.

Today we have something special for you, the good readers of The Journal.  My good friends Ms. PIPPY and her beau, The Escort, have filed a numbers driven report that is fascinating and also pretty amazing.

Thanks to the accurate record-keeping of The Escort, we now have a snapshot of Ms. PIPPYand just how naughty she is.

Take it away!

Inside Ms PIPPY!

Inside  MS PIPPY
Personal Time - 10 Years
Penile vaginal penetrations 3,600
Gallons of cum in her 3.66
Blow Jobs 6,000
Dildo Vaginal Penetration 600
Penile Anal Penetration 240. 

Outside guys - 4 years 
23 Guys - 72 Penile  vaginal penetrations 
50 Blow Jobs
3 Gang Bangs - 120 Penile vaginal penetrations. 
100 Blow Jobs 

The Real Ms. PIPPY
Hey Good Dr,

Ms PIPPY and I have now been together for ten years and ohhh what an amazing ride it has been.  I tend to be somewhat obsessive compulsive and I am completely obsessed with our dear MS PIPPY's body. Since our time together began I have kept detailed records as to her sexual activity.  

In addition to acts and such I also given considerable amounts of thought, reflection and analysis to her responses to various sexual stimuli through the years.  
Just for kicks I thought I would share a few of the HARD facts that I have recorded. Please know that the purpose of this writing is to share what is possible for a couple who love one another and absolutely crave physical intimacy.  It's a beautiful thing and should be shared. And as you know, I love sharing. And yes that includes our dear MS PIPPY

 In our ten years together Ms PIPPY and I have engaged in vaginal penetration an average of 30 times per month. That totals to 3,600 vaginal penetrations culminated by ejaculation.  In that there are approximately .13 ounces of cum per ejaculation MS PIPPY's sweet pussy has been filled with 468 ounces or, more interestingly, 3.66 gallons of cum. I find that utterly yummy!  And fortunately so does our dear MS PIPPY!

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: Secrets Adult Theater in Oakland, CA

Doc here, a man who some say has a beautiful singing voice, while others agree his hair makes a bigger impact.

Welcome to another edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag. Here I try to answer your adult theater questions for all to benefit from.

Today we have a note from Sam in Fort Lee, NJ (I actually have no idea where this guy is from).  His question:

Hello Dr.

Rumors are that Secrets in Oakland is closing in March or April. I hope I am wrong. There are some reports of couples going there before it closes.


Dear Sam,

Unfortunately, the rumors are true about Secrets closing. My sources tell me the closing is coming soon.  And of course, action seems to be picking up just in time for them to hang it up.

Another source tells me high end apartments or condos are going in after the block is razed.

The times, they are a-changing. Secrets, we hardly knew ye. 


@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Britt & Terry Tear It Up in North Central Ohio on 3/5/16

Doc here, a man who some say knows 43 different kinds of rope knots, but can only barely tie 3, with a great Couple's Flash Report.

Long time contributors Britt and Terry have filed a terrific report from an adventure they went on this past Saturday night.  Britt was on a mission to celebrate Terry's birthday in a very special way...

Take it away, Britt & Terry!



How have you been? Been awhile since we have been able to get out and have some fun. Holidays, work, family, its a never ending struggle.

Well it was Terr's 41st birthday and we decided to go out to a very nice place in north central Ohio last night (3/5). We arrived around to the theater around 9PM. Took our spot in the theater taking our time for Britt to warm up. At this point we were the only couple in the theater.

Casually Britt decided to tease me a little, give the guys something to watch.

Couple's Flash Report! Gemini Ducks into The Paris Theatre in Portland for a Quickie on 3/5/16

Doc here, a man who some say invented a drone system for retrieving clothes and shoes inside an adult theater when they are hastily removed in the heat of battle. Testing continues on "Project Gem".

My good friend Gemini is back with a quickie report that was itself, a quickie at the legendary Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, OR. 

Those of us that know Gemini personally know that when she wants something, she will get it, Hell or high water. And on Saturday 3/5/16, she wanted an anonymous encounter inside the Paris Theatre. 

This is pure Gemini folks...  Take it away, kind Miss!



We stopped by the Paris yesterday so I could give one quick BJ to whomever was there. 

Monday, March 7, 2016

And the Winner is... @Sixfootcook!

Doc here, a man who some say loves a contest, a game show, and full-contact Jenga. 

Earlier today, The Good Doctor was out making house calls on Chicago's north side. I decided to take a photo of a well known location in Chicago, Tweet it out, and see if anyone knew where I was and what "it" happened to be. 

The location today is nondescript. A wrought-iron fence in front of a green space on a very busy street.  To the left, a 100 year old building. To the right, a modular looking apartment complex, with a rear parking lot.

Here is the tweet and pic:

Well kids, this image shows the location of the St. Valentines Day Massacre.  2122 N. Clark Street in Chicago. 

The first one to guess it correct was @sixfootcook !  Congrats on your winning entry! Well played, sir!  Hope you enjoyed your mention here at the Journal!

Thanks for playing!


The Gemini Chronicles: Part 2 - A Near-Stranger Walks Into a Bar

Doc here, a man who some say was once was placed into a 30-day rehab facility to break his "Fresca Problem". It failed when a hot brunette snuck in a can after bribing a guard. 

My good friend, the incredible Gemini is back with Part 2 of "The Gemini Chronicles."  In Part 1 (report HERE), Gemini zeroed in on a bad boy type in a bar... In Part 2, we move forward a couple weeks with Gemini looking for an encore with "S".

It is here where we pick up our story, so sit back, pop open a Fresca, and enjoy the song stylings of the sexual dynamo known as Gemini.



A couple weeks later we were back at the same bar hoping to run into S. We were not disappointed. He spied us from his barstool as we walked in the door. I could see him shift in his seat as he adjusted his jeans. My eyes were full of lust and my heart was racing. I tried very hard to remain composed and not take him right there on the pool table. It was all I could do.

We ordered drinks and moved to a tall table. I guess small talk was the cordial and respectable thing to do, but words would not come to me. I just watched the men talk as I simmered in my moistness, drinking vodka to bring down inhibitions that didn’t exist anymore. The wait was killing me. I excused myself to freshen up. When I returned, they were still talking. I couldn’t sit still anymore and went to the patio for a cigarette, hoping S would follow. When I got out there, I realized it was no use – there were too many people. I had a quick smoke and came back in.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Smut for a Sunday Evening: The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (with 62 Hot Pics!!!)

Doc here, a man who some say owns a large llama ranch just south of The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

On Saturday March 12th @ 8pm, 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago will be the scene of it's 3rd annual St. Patty's Party, hosted by The Good Doctor himself and assisted by his hot, tall blonde physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen

15th Ave. has hosted many legendary ladies of this thing of ours over the years, and your old friend in the white suit & aviators thought that a profile of these sexy ladies was in order.

Please Note: These images were not shot at 15th Avenue (as any imaging is 100% not allowed), but they do showcase a sampling of some of it's sexy ladies. 

I encourage you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy some of the legendary Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater.


The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater
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Flash Report! The PNW Kids Takes on The Paris Theatre in Portland on 10/9/15

Doc here, a man who some say can fling a fish with the ease of a running gazelle, with a terrific Flash Report from senior reporter The PNW Kid

The PNW Kid hit the legendary Paris Theatre in Portland, and has filed this detail rich report. 

The PNW is one of my favorite writers for The Journal, and I know you will like this top-shelf report.

Take it away, The PNW Kid!


Hi Doc,

Greetings from the Emerald City. Thanks to a last minute work trip to Portland, Oregon, I had the pleasure of visiting the Paris Theater on the evening of 10/9/15. While our usual cool & crisp Pacific Northwest fall weather made me wish I’d packed a jacket, the heat being generated in the theater certainly warmed me up. Two red flags had already been posted by Ray, so I was curious to see what was going on.
The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
I entered and discovered a couple playing in the Oasis. The gentleman was coaxing all sorts of moans and cries of passion from his lovely friend as he ravished her…finger fucking (and possibly fisting her at one point) as she eagerly enjoyed his cock. They were present the approximate three hours I was there, eventually going on to become the Dungeon flag that was posted later in the evening.

As this was occurring, a second couple was seated in the main theater. This gentleman was stroking himself as he alternated between massaging his wife’s pussy, spanking her inner thighs & pussy, and tugging her forward to suck his cock. She resembled a mature Leslie Mann, but with very short dark hair. 

I took a seat nearby and occasionally looked over as she moaned or when I heard the crack of his palm kisses, giving them time to enjoy each other and build up the heat. This eventually gave way to mutual glances and smiles of appreciation, until the hunger took over and she moved forward to feed upon both me and another lucky gentleman. She was in primal slut mode at this point, sucking both of us hard as she bent over at the waist and spread her feet wide so yet another gent could sink deep inside of her. 

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: A Question about Cathy's GB at CTs in Gary, IN

Doc here, a man who some say lurks in the rafters of the Paris Opera House, his face scarred by the composer who stole his prized opera. Forced to wear a mask, he seeks revenge...and a cannoli.

It's 2016, and time for another round of The Good Doctor's Mailbag. I get lots of questions e-mailed to me every week, and I try my best to answer them.  But many have a wider appeal, and this column will address those of greater and wider interest. 

Today's e-mail comes from "LK" from Fort Lee, NJ (actually, I have no clue where it's from). 

Hi Doctor,

When can we expect the gang bang video and pics to be released which held in August last year at CT's Adult super store Gary IN with Cathy. Please let me know I am eagerly waiting for that video.

Thank you.

Dear LK,

The video (and still images shot by your's truly) at Cathy's huge gang bang at CT's from this past August are slowly but surely being posted to Cathy's great website . You will need to become a member of her site, but you'll then get access to a TON of videos and still pics from this legendary lady, including the gang bang at CT's in Gary.