Thursday, April 14, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! A Wiki-Leaked Letter from JP's Slut Toy at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on Friday 4/8/16 with PICS

Doc here, a man who some say believes in the freedom of information and power of the people. He also believes that meatballs are one of the 7 natural wonders of the modern world. 

This report has been long overdue. The incredible JP's Slut Toy ( AKA to government agencies as @fitlilslut ) filed a confidential memo to her personal server located in a restroom on Chicago's west side, and a hacker group discovered this dossier from this past Friday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater.

Needless to say, it is a scandalous document filled with tawdry details, copious amounts of lady juice, harsh language, and an insanely hot blonde.

The investigative arm of The Journal, The I-Team, has the moral responsibility to publish this document and photos to empower the people...

...and also possibly get squirted on.

Here is this confidential memo from the awesome JP's Slut Toy...


Dear [Redacted]

Thanks for reaching out. I wish you gals had planned girl’s night for Saturday night, I would have totally been in!! How was [Redacted] for dinner? Did you wear the slutty open cup bra under your top? Did any guys say anything? I know Master is talking to [redacted] about another meet up at the dungeon. Don’t be surprised if you think you are heading for the movies and wind up tied up and blindfolded at the dungeon while you listen to them force orgasms from me till I pass out.