Monday, November 7, 2011

Flash Report! A Very Special BONUS floyd Report From The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR

Doc here with an outstanding bonus Flash Report from our good friend and senior reporter, floyd.

The daytime action at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR is getting stronger and stronger, and our man on the scene was there, notebook in hand, and here are the fruits of his labors.

Take it away, floyd!


Bonus Report! More Daytime Action at the Paris Theater in Portland

Last Thursday just after noon, as I was finishing my previous report, “The floyd Is Back In Town – Part II”, yet another daytime Red Flag flew, indicating that a couple had just entered the theater.  I signed my report and emailed it off to the Good Doctor, then made my way to the streetcar for yet another trip to the Paris Theater.  But this time theater sex was not in the cards.  Even though I was in the theater less than 15 minutes after the Red Flag alert,there was no sign of a couple anywhere, and only two or three guys in the whole place.

Definitely “tourists” who stop in for a few minutes and split. I had plenty to do back at the office, so I headed back to work, keeping my ticket of course, which is good for twelve hours of in and out admission.  Another great feature of the customer-friendly Paris!

Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Later in the day I had to take some work stuff downtown to a hotel that is just blocks from the Paris, and even though I hadn’t seen any flags I thought, ‘What the hell, I’ve got a paid ticket, ” and stopped back in.  It was deathly slow, with a couple of guys in the small gay theater on the side of the main theater area and a couple of guys seated around watching the movie.  I sat and watched for about 20 minutes,then got ready to head back to work. I heard the signal that someone was coming in the front door just as I was leaving. 

I opened the inner door leading to the vestibule where the ticket window is located, and saw a couple paying their admission.  She was tall and thin with very short blond hair in a stylish cut.  She looked a bit like a middle-aged Audrey Hepburn.  He was tall too,and well-dressed in dark slacks and a light-colored dress shirt.  Needless to say, this reporter was back in the theater before they had even finished paying!

They entered the theater, went straight to the railing-enclosed couples area at the very back of the theater, and sat together in the middle of the back cushioned bench.  I could hear them talking quite clearly.  He was explaining all the different areas of the Paris: the Bedroom, the Couples Annex, the Gay Theater, the Exam Table, and of course the Arena Bed. He was also telling her about some of the theater sex he had witnessed,and this went on for long enough that I feared she was also a “tourist” who was just there for a tour.  Happily,that did not turn out to be the case.

Soon her leg was thrown across his lap and they were making out energetically.  Up came her sheer top, exposing a delightful looking pair of very tiny breasts.  After kissing her nipples and more making out, snaps were undone and his hand was down the front of her jeans.  This got her very hot, and she lay back on the bench writhing in pleasure as he continued to alternate kissing her lips and her nips. After a very long 15 minutes of this, her jeans came down to her ankle sand he spread her legs, continuing the fingering of her pussy.  As she got more turned on, he eventually lowered his head between her thighs and began to eat her out.  At this point she was moaning softly and arching her hips to meet his tongue.

This continued for quite a while, as he alternately licked her pussy, kissed her tits, and made out with her.  He had completely removed her boots and jeans, so she was clad only in the sheer top pulled up to her neck and her socks.  While titty-kissing and making out, he constantly had a finger going on the pussy, and she was having little orgasms every couple of minutes.  Just when floyd and the rest of the watchers were thinking this would go on indefinitely,she worked up into a truly massive orgasm, with loud screams, arched back, and waving arms and legs.  A truly beautiful theater sex moment!

After she calmed down a bit, they began more kissing and making out, which again continued for quite a while.  I am pretty sure every guy watching was beaming the same unspoken thought to the guy: “Go ahead and fuck her, already!”

After at least 15 minutes of this, she stood up, giving us an amazing view of her terrifically proportioned ass.  He shed his slacks and boxers and lay on his back on the bench, and she knelt between his legs and took his cock in her mouth, jacking him slowly as she sucked.  This was great to watch as we could see everything perfectly, and several spectators were now vigorously jacking at the railing. It certainly appeared that she was going to hop on at any moment and ride him cowgirl-style,  but alas, it was not to be.  It may have been stage fright on his part, although it appeared to this reporter that he was pretty hard. 

After a ten-minute BJ, she lay on top of him with her legs splayed, giving us an incredible look at her ass and back-end pussy. They continued to make out for another ten minutes, then dressed quickly and left holding hands and smiling.

A great daytime episode featuring a classy, well-dressed, extremely affectionate and passionate couple.   Working near downtown Portland has its benefits!



Thanks again to floyd for yet another outstanding daytime Flash Report from the Paris Theatre in Portland.  I get asked the question a few times a week "If you had to go one adult theater in the country, which one would you go to?", and I'd be hard pressed not to say The Paris.  If you have never been there, you need to.  It is truly unique, and should be on everyone's bucket list.

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Field Report: Knight Reports On Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA

Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributor Knight on Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA.  This is another theater/ABS I have heard nothing about, so this report is very enlightening.

Here is Knight and his review of Pembroke Adult Books...


Field Report:
Pembroke Adult Books, 1162 Pembroke Rd, Bethlehem, PA 18017

The place is called Pembroke because it's on Pembroke ave just outside of Bethleham Pa about one mile north from the Sands Casino (across the bridge and up Stefko then right on Pembroke). The place is also called The Green Door because it has a green door for entry. The building is a one story brick with a flat roof. There are NO markings or signage at all. It's about 1/4 mile up the hill on the right once you turn on to Pembroke from Stefko, there is an empty lot to the right of it with a chain link fence surrounding it. You pay $12 for entry.

The place is very clean with 2 large theaters (one gay porn and one straight porn) with stadium seats and a bench in the back. There are 2 semi private rooms with doors that can lock that show bisexual porn, these have long carpeted benches and are great for gang bangs. The whole left wall opposite of the theaters is private booths with glory holes showing both gay and straight.

I searched SLS (swinglifestyle) before I arrived and messaged a few possible single females and told them my plan and asked if they'd like to join me. I am somewhat imposing and said that this would be a chance for them to be in a highly sexually charged, multiple male atmosphere and be totally safe (provided they trusted me!..haha). I found a 21year old bisexual half black/Hispanic coed with a booty that ... well, I know you're imagining something right now.. so yeah, like that.. but tighter and rounder.

I told her that we would meet at a public place first so she could be sure I wasn't a creeper... but I got her so hot with so many emails and pictures leading up to the visit that she told me to just pick her up at her place because she was sooo horny. I said I was gonna check to see just how excited she was even before we said a single word. I pulled up in front of her apt bldg and texted her that I was there...

She came out wearing a tight blue dress that showed all of her curves... She sat in the car and smiled at me. Without a word I leaned over and kissed her while I pushed my hand up under her skirt. I quickly realized how excited she was. Have you ever dipped your fingers into a full can of cling peaches in heavy syrup?...

While we drove to the theater, she informed me that she was a squirter... big time. I said that that was fine because they had tile floors. When we got there we were met by about 10 guys roaming the theater... Some were definitely there for men but at least 5 were straight and followed us wherever we went.

She wanted some alone time with me first so we went into one of the rooms where the door locks. She started by sucking my cock and almost deep-throated the whole thing... she liked it rough. I was fingering her while she sucked me and felt that she was nearing her first orgasm so I sped up my fingering.. she EXPLODED a stream of cum (probably a half cup) onto the floor and wall. I turned her around, covered up and did her doggy to her next orgasm which splattered my thighs.

We then went into the open theater and took a spot in the front row. We had 5 or 6 guys in tow. The movies are shown on large televisions so there was good light in the front. She spread her legs over the seats to the left and right of her so everyone got a good view. I had her suck me then I mounted her and fucked her very hard.. Just as I sensed her ready to orgasm.. I pulled out and finished her with my fingers.. she splattered the shoes of one of the guys who was standing close. They all were mesmerized.

I told her she could pick who she wanted to suck or jack off. She picked 3 guys. One came at her from the side to her mouth while the others stood in the row behind her while she jacked their cocks off. I was in front fucking her. I told the guys that we needed to get her back for making a mess. Within a few minutes her hands and mouth were full of cum.

I recommend this place if you're in the area. The hours are usually 10am to 11pm and I'm told that weekends bring a lot of couples.



Doc here again... Sounds like our friend Knight managed the situation well, between the hot girl, controlling the guys, and the clean-up in aisle 4.  Excellent job sir, and we are standing by on your Tampa trip report.

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Dark Angel Diaries: Theater X in Hawthorne, FL from 10/29/11

Doc here with the next installment of Darkangel Digest. This week, they visit Theater X, one of the regular stops on JaxBchBum's paper route. 

So sit back, and enjoy Darkangel's report from this past weekend...


Hubby and I arrived at Theater X, 6802 NE US Highway 301 Hawthorne FL around 8:30PM Saturday October 29th.  The parking lot was full as was the theater - all couches taken except one in front. As we walked up. we noticed two couples sitting along the back row. One was a brunette (Valerie Bertinelli look-a-like). Her and hubby looked to be in late 40s and she had nice C titties.  Couldn't see her kitty, as she was wearing a long lightweight skirt, The other couple (a blonde and her hubby) looked to be in their 60s.

Theater X, Hawthorne, FL
(more details in the Dr. Emilio Adult Theater Database)
After M and I took our seats, we turned around to check things out. There where six men standing around “ Valerie” and her hubby was standing and she was sucking his cock. The men were half circled around them watching and stroking their cocks, and it turned me on!

M pulled my tank top down to expose my titties and started playing with my nipples. Everyone heard the door open (signaling someone was coming in), and we all dispersed and covered up. It just an older man on a scooter. He sat towards the front on a side chair, and after just a minute everyone started playing again. A man left the alcove seat to come sit in a chair next to us, so I lowered my top & M started playing again.

Then M asked me if I would want to move back to the alcove row, so we did as to get a better view of the couples playing. A man came and sat on the couch next to us (at my side) to get a better look at M sucking my nipples. The couples were enjoying activities alone with their own partners, and the singles were watching whomever interested them. We all were just enjoying what we were doing (we'll call first guy Al). Al came and sat in the alcove chairs again. He asked if he had bothered us by sitting next to us, and M told him no and explained why we moved was to better our view of the couples.
The Real Darkangel

Shortly after M invited the man on the couch, next to my side, (Aisle side ~man 2) to suck & fondle my titties which he was very happy to join in. I enjoy having multiple lips sucking and teasing me. All the while Val and her man were at it hot and heavy going from fingering her to eating her to pulling on her nipples and she was moaning louder all the while. Couple number 2 were playing a little and she did start to suck her man. M was now fingering my wet pussy and man 2 was sucking my nipple and running his hand up my leg to my thigh. An excited shiver ran up my spine as two more of the single men were now standing in front of me and stroking their hard cocks.

We hear a moan from the back row from couple2 as she had drained her husbands cock and they got up and left. Val's man was fingering her and she had a wonderful orgasm with all in the theater hearing her sighs and moans and she again was sucking his cock. It only took a couple of minutes and she received his load in her mouth while not missing a drop. They caught their breath and got up and left.

It was now 10:30 and there were 5 single men, hubby and I left in the theater. Hubby and man2 were playing with my tits and rubbing my clit and lips fingering my wet love hole. I had to have M's cock in my mouth and I sucked him deep and hard until I got my reward and his sweet cum ran down the back of my throat and man2 got a handful of my love juice over his hand. Three of the men shot their loads on the floor. It was now a little after 11,and we still needed to get a room for the night, as it's not often we get to play on weekends. What a night!

Needless to say, of all the weekends he chooses to go play and its the Georgia - Florida game in Gainesville just 12 miles west. Every room in the area is taken and we ended up driving back home 3 ½ hours. We got home a little after 2am worn out but excited that there were other couples in the theater tonite.

JaxBchBum got us hooked into going in hopes of running into couples to play with his wonderful reports. Thanks Jax for the great reports and we will be going back. In fact, on the drive home I asked M if we could return on Sunday as we had saved money by not getting a room and he said "sure". So I drifted off to sleep as he drove home dreaming of fun to cum!!!

Yes we did go back Sunday and found a room that night, so I will be writing another report even more wild than this for Sunday and Monday's visit to Theater X.

Hard Nipple Hugs,


Doc here again... Thanks again to Darkangel and hubby for another great report from south of the Mason-Dixon line.  I'm looking forward to their follow-up report from Sunday!

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