Friday, April 28, 2017

Updated 4/28 at 8am: TONIGHT! Friday April 28th, 2017! The Secret Room 2125: Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago ! With Pics!

Doc here with the latest news on tonight's HUGE Secret Room 2125: Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago.  

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, it's engine revving, waiting to head into the city for this fun night!

Update 4/28/17 at 8am: The Party Room is decorated & staged. The swag bags for the first 20 M/F Couples are complete, and the BYOB bar is stocked with soda, mixers, Red Bull, and bottled water. 

Bob has prepared his music for the night, and it may be his best mix yet! 

The girls I have talked to offline are excited! The Good Doctor is so excited he moved up his seaweed wrap up.  Khaleesi has ants in her pants! And the amazing JP's Slut Toy has had happy feet since last week!

Do not miss this event!  The Secret Room 2125: Little Black Dress Party! TONIGHT at The Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!



Update 4/26/17 at 10pm: It's a big party prep day for The Secret Room 2125: Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago. I mentioned that later today I would post pics of the cool swag bags for the event (first 20 M/F Couples in the door with their paid admission) on my Twitter.  By the end of the day, the Party Room will be decorated and ready for you!

Here are the swag bags!
Next update Thursday...



Check out the brand new promo video for The Good Doctor's Secret Room 2125: Little Black Dress Party THIS FRIDAY April 28th, 2017 at 8pm!  As always, The Good Doctor will be your congenial host!

And for the poster for the big event, you can place your peepers on this...
I am pleased to announce the return of special guest BYOB bartender, the amazing JP's Slut Toy (@fitlilslut on Twitter)! At our launch party in February, she dazzled with her behind and on-top-of the bar talents!   Here are a few pics of JP's Slut Toy to jog your memory:

Another special guests, making their first Secret Room 2125 Party appearance, will be bukkake enthusiast & Mother of All Squirters, the awesome Khaleesi (along with her bukkake technician, Khal).
The Real Khaleesi
I encourage you to a) attend this exciting party, b) tip JP's Slut Toy...hard & often, & c) welcome Khaleesi & Khal inside The Secret Room 2125!

There are more surprises in store for this party, so watch this post for updates, pics, and possibly filthy language.

Stay tuned...


Box Score! The Secret Room 2125: Leather & Lace Party on 3/24/17 in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say can hypnotize goats with a twitch of his powerful mustache, with a long overdue Box Score Report from March's Secret Room 2125: Leather & Lace Party at the Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The 2nd Secret Room 2125 Party was another big success for the Good Doctor and his staff at The Party Room at 15th Ave. Even with some wacky weather, we welcomed an even bigger crowd than our launch party in February.

The first 20 M/F couples received a Secret Room 2125 swag bag with their paid admission. 

The lovely T was our guest BYOB bartender for this party, and she did an amazing job! On top of looking great, she did a fantastic job for our guests! Thank you T!

Before I get into some of the party details, here is your Box Score:

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Freeze Frame! Back by Demand! The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago w/ 41 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say performed as a background singer in the Kutcher's Resort Summer musical review Show, "Grab Me a Gondola", sometime in the 1980's. 

Back by popular demand, The Good Doctor is showcasing some of the awesome ladies that have attended 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, whether it's was for a regular visit, or one of the huge events (Saturday 15th Ave parties and the monthly Secret Room 2125 parties) The Good Doctor hosts at 15th Ave. 

I have been very fortunate to have met every one of these amazing ladies. And as good as these images are (some taken by your old friend in the white suit and aviators), they do do not do justice as to how sexy they are in person.



The Girls of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago
(Click the Tumbnails to ENLARGE)

Event Announcement! This Weekend! 4/28 and 4/29/17! Kinky Geek Invasion in Hartford, CT

Doc here with an Event Announcement for this weekend, April 28th - 30th, 2017!

Kinky Geek Invasion

The Society is proud to present their first BDSM Geek Invasion. Kink and Geek crossover is found in all genres.

806 Windsor St, Hartford, CT
April 28&29, 2017
Friday 6PM to 1AM
Saturday Noon to 2AM

All Geek, Kinky and BDSM Subcultures are welcomed.

Sci-fi, steampunk, comics, gaming, furries, littles, real life characters, your own design, etc. Dress in your favorite Geek attire, fashion statement , kink or BDSM regalia. There are no expectations or requirements to dress up. The only limit is that of your own imagination. Street Legal to come in the door is required.

This event will include vendors, presenters, and a large range of activities including: Gaming, LARP of Dirty Dungeon and Dragons with a Star Wars theme, dungeon play, fashion show, Geek Attire contests with prizes, and more.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Dr Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: Happy Alien Day with the Alien:Covenant Prologue

Doc here, a man who some say loves himself some Alien... 

Wednesday April 26th, 2017 is "Alien Day".  And in honor of Alien Day, 20th Century Fox released the official prologue for the upcoming "Alien: Covenant", titled "The Crossing".

Here is the official synopsis from the studio:
The Crossing, an official prologue short to Alien: Covenant, reveals what happened to crew members Dr. Elizabeth Shaw and the synthetic David after the events of Prometheus. Set aboard an abandoned Engineer vessel, Dr. Shaw repairs David as they continue their search for humanity’s creators. 

Enjoy everyone.


Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: Official Announcement of the "Unbreakable/Split" Sequel: They Call It "Glass"

Doc here, a man who some say hates orange jumpsuits, with very cool news from the world of cool media...

M. Night Shyamalan (via his Twitter account this morning) announced that he has finished the script for the "Unbreakable/Split" sequel.  And it's title is perfect... "Glass".   

And that wasn't all he announced, kids:

Release Date for "Glass": January 18, 2019

Confirmed Actors:
Bruce Willis as "David Dunn"
Samuel L. Jackson as "Mr. Glass"
James McAvoy as "The Hoard" 
Anya Taylor Joy as "Casey Cooke"

The Good Doctor's favorite film of 2000 and 2017 now has it's third chapter.  Goosebumps already upon reading this great news.

Bravo sir!


Monday, April 24, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Operation April Showers with Khaleesi & Khal at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 4/20/17

Doc here, a man who some say once levitated a spoon 4 feet off the ground, using only the static electricity generated by his full head of hair. 

Some people argue that Thursday may be the least liked day of the week. Sandwiched  between Hump Day and TGIF, there isn't even a good name for it. But that changed this past Thursday, April 20th, 2017.  On this day, it was known as Operation April Showers, and it was glorious.

The reason for all this glory? That awesomeness that is Khaleesi (AKA The Mother of All Squirters), who along with her squire Khal, put on an exhibition of bukkake that will resonate for a very long time. 

Someone asked me what celebrity Khaleesi looked like several weeks back at one of the huge Saturday parties I host at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. I paused, and said "...picture Trinity from The Matrix, but hotter."  

This takes us to this past Thursday. Operation April Showers (the Lizardo-generated code name for what was to be Khaleesi's biggest bukkake yet).  The Good Doctor promoted this visit for many days prior, hoping for a big turnout for Khaleesi... I published a set of marching orders for the afternoon gents in attendance here at The Journal. 

We pick up our tail tale as The Lizardo Lantern had just been illuminated, signalling the start of some special in this thing of ours...
Take it away Khal!



We'd been planning an afternoon return to 15th Ave. for a long time. Afternoon visits have given us our best memories, not late nights like you might think. Khaleesi's first bukkake was an afternoon visit and 13 guys popped for her that afternoon. And back in December of last year, on an afternoon visit we had TWICE that number pop for Khaleesi, setting her personal record.

This Thursday afternoon was no exception. When we arrived the parking lot was FULL. In fact, we were just able to snag the last parking space ahead of another car. (The driver I recognized as one of our Twitter Followers, but somehow I doubt he minded.) When you're hoping for a big crowd, this is a really good sign. And this is also a good sign that, once again, as only he can do, the Good Doctor has spread the word far and wide.

Inside, the theater was as full as I've ever seen it. It's such a rush for both of us to see so many guys. Of course, it's flattering to know so many guys are willing to take the time and make the effort to be there for Khaleesi and, well, its huge fucking turn on to know that with that many guys, there's going to be a lot of cum on Khaleesi's face.

Khaleesi, as always, looked amazing. Black dress, black stockings, and sparkly silver shy high heels. Underneath she was wearing a shiny pink corset and the crotchless black panties I love.
Khaleesi's Black Dress
When we had been in our seats for a little while and were comfortable, Khaleesi was ready to start the show. And she does put on a show when she sucks my dick in the theater. She is loud and she loves having an appreciative audience admiring her effort when she throats my length.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Tonight! Spring Fling Party at The Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ. The Fun Starts at 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say had to go to rehab to kick his water ice habit, with a special party announcement for you East Coasters. And it's a real good one too!

My good friends (Bill, Brenda, Paul, Frank, & John) at the awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ (address in the Adult Theater Database) will be throwing their annual Spring Fling Party tonight, April 22nd, 2017, starting at 7pm!  If you have ever been to one of their Saturday parties, you know it is all sorts of sexy fun!

Admission to the party is as follows:
Single Guys: $25
M/F Couples: $1
Single Ladies: $1

Tonight! The Art Cinema's HUGE Spring Event! Mardi Gras Party on April 22nd, 2017 at 7pm!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Visit Announcement! Thursday 4/20! Operation April Showers at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago with Khal & Khaleesi on 4/20/17

Doc here, a man who some say was the driving force behind the annexation of Puerto Rico, with a special treat for next Thursday, April 20th at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

With the announcement of Operation April Showers, let me introduce Khal and his smokeshow of a bride, Kahaleesi!  Take it away, kids!


It's time again, everyone! Thursday, April 20th, we're going to be at 15th Avenue Adult Emporium in Chicago's western burbs at 12:30PM for a bukkake and we're calling all cummers to be there.

In December, Khaleesi had 26 guys make cumtributions. If you weren't there, you have no idea how hot it was to see her on the table, completely cum glazed and yet still asking for more. If you were there, you'll remember her talking soooo dirty to the guys around her and cumming hard and squirting up the good Doctor's shirt sleeve when he administered his special treatment (ed. note: This was the "Annexation of Puerto Rico" procedure).

In his fantastic write-up of the afternoon, Doc had this to say,

"Khaleesi is a top shelf dirty talker, and she means everything she says. Match her gorgeous face with the dirty talking of a very bad girl, well you now know my weakness. Hearing her talk about how much she loves cum in her hair...Good Lord."

That pretty much sums it up, a gorgeous woman who talks dirty and loves cum. You can read the entire Report here. And I highly recommend you do, especially if you've not yet 

participated in a bukkake.
A bukkake is great because there's no performance pressure. No super stamina is required - faster is definitely better - and size does not matter. Just show Khaleesi how much she turns you on by stroking out your load for her. That's how you get her off.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Chapter 1: "Who was that Plaid Man?" A Visit to the Chelsea Adult Superstore in Quincy, IL

Doc here, a man who some say used to raise bees, not because he wanted to harvest it's delicious honey, but for the beekeeper's outfit alone. 

Hands down, one of the most intriguing people contributing to The Journal of Adult Theaters is my good friend Twistingly. Not only does she take some of the best selfies I have ever seen, she is insatiably curious about the adult theater scene. She works The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database like a boss, planning and plotting her next appearance in this thing of ours

I have several reports in the hopper from her, but I wanted to lead off with this recent visit to Quincy, IL's Chelsea Adult Superstore.   You see, Twistingly, along with her sidekick Raygun, hit the highways and byways recently for several visits. And Twistingly has been nice enough to let your old friend in the white suit and aviators publish her reports and findings, along with some pretty cool pics as well.

Take it away, good looking!


Hi Doc,

A Saturday night in Quincy, IL. Dr. Emilio Lizardo didn't have any reports on this location, so Raygun and I arrived at the Chelsea Adult Superstore not quite sure of what to expect. Its red and white sign stood out on a simple beige building nestled under massive power lines. We entered the bright store and took a look around. In addition to the usual DVDs, toys, and lingerie, there was a theater, two preview rooms, and a video arcade with eight booths at the back of the store.

Monday, April 17, 2017

The Winner is Announced! Doc's NCAA Brackets Tourney!

Doc here, a man who some say finally put down his Bloody Mary and has gotten around to announcing the winner of the 2017 NCAA Brackets Tourney.

Here are the top 12 finishers from the field of 33 entrants (click to ENLARGE):
Congrats goes out to a reader who I have met in person when doing recon at the Lido Theater in Dallas (several years ago) for taking home the title!  Your winner is the artist formerly known as Chocolate Thunder, Larry from Big D!

Your winning prize (the custom Dr. Lizardo Secret Room 2125 Mug) will be delivered by drone sometime in the next week. Look to the skies, my friend!

The Good Doctor finished in 12th place, nestled behind (and trust me, I know these young ladies very well, and there is no better place to be positioned) the amazing Mrs. Big O (Amber) and the sexy & curvy Kimberly

Thank you to all who have participated in the NCAA bracket tourney!  I look forward to seeing everyone back next year!


Sunday, April 16, 2017

Smut for an Easter Sunday Evening: B****** Like Bunnies Edition with 32 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say can count on his fingers why he does this. This one is for Zhora. This one is for Pris.

In an Easter tradition unlike any other, it's the return of Smut for a an Easter Sunday Evening. You, the good readers and reporters of The Journal have asked for it in your Easter basket, so the Sicilian in the bunny outfit will give it to you. 

Hard, and multiple times.  

There is a theme within these images which shall remain under my hat. Let the speculum speculation begin...You can enter your guesses in the replies on my Twitter announcement for this report HERE

Lastly, remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images. You know you'll want to...

Thanks, and Happy Easter.

Smut for an Easter Sunday Evening: B****** Like Bunnies Edition w/32 Pics!

Happy Easter from The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Freeze Frame! The Naughty Eve (from Aadam & Eve) Shows Us a Dozen HOT Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say has spent an afternoon or two at Devil's Hole, with a long overdue edition of Freeze Frame!

To new readers, the initiated, or readers with narcolepsy, Freeze Frame reports highlight one exceptional adult theater girl with some of their hottest images that have been submitted to The Good Doctor.  Why settle for 1 or 2 pics that will leave you wanting more, when a dozen will scratch your itch nicely.

Today, I am very proud to highlight a young lady I have much in common with, the amazing Eve (from Journal contributors Adam & Eve)! Eve is a very naughty girl, and is proud to be one of "The Naughty Girls of Twitter". She also has been known to attend Video Liquidators Adult Theater in my old stomping grounds of Buffalo, NY.  Their first report last month has been viewed over 9,000 times!  

It is my pleasure to present to you 12 great images of the smoking hot Eve to kick off your holiday weekend!  Remember to click the thumbnails - the images are high res!


Eve (from Adam & Eve) Freeze Frame Gallery!

Friday, April 14, 2017

Tonight! April 14th at 8pm! Friday Night! Spring Fling Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland!

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Waltzes Into The Art Cinema During the Fall of 2016

Doc here, a man who some say held the title of "3rd Best Ballroom Dancer" for 5 consecutive years at his local Arthur Murray Dance Studio in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

The adult theater dance is one familiar with regular patrons of an adult entertainment emporium. In the case of the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, it's a large theater with multiple venues to see and be seen. The couples only balcony hovers above the main floor, and sight lines are a challenge.  But two-step to the left or right, you might get an eyeful. 

If a couple tangos onto the main floor, well, the audience can become more engaged (and appreciative). Senior reporter Dry Clean Only mambo'd into the Art Cinema and has filed the following report from a recent Friday evening. It is here where we pick up our report...



Friday evening 10/14/16 at The Art was one to share. I had a rare opportunity to spend a Friday evening away from home at the conclusion of a business trip, and, as longtime readers may remember, my visits to the theaters in this thing of ours are limited to the typically less-trafficked weekday evenings. You can imagine the anticipation building within at the prospect of a visit to *The* (Mighty) Art on a weekend evening (cue singing angels!). 

However, my Friday workday veered off the rails and I found myself pounding out emails and spreadsheets after hours, chewing up precious early evening hours that could be much more pleasurably spent at The Art. With a two hour drive ahead, and my arrival approaching 8:30pm on Franklin Ave, I actually began doubting my mission. But it was deja vu all over again, as a certain strange green light in my periphery reminded me of the very first sighting of The Lizardo Lantern
The Lizardo Lantern
It was my visit to Berlin News Agency in October 2015 that involved a long drive at the end of an extra long workday when I began to doubt myself, and had it not been for The Lantern, I would have forfeited that glorious scene which to this day remains seared in my memory. With hardened resolve (and cannoli!), I dialed in 255 Franklin Avenue at blasted off. 

The two hour drive felt like six I was filled with such anticipation. I walked in, slapped the entirely modest admission fee on the counter, and exchanged an enthusiastic greeting with the Prince of Hartford (Hi, Ernie!), who knew that there would later be time for conversation, gave me a wink and a nod, and said "something was going on down in the front."

Indeed there was. I made my way toward the front of the back section, to the left, where a few of the guys were gathered around a 28 year old blonde. Shoulder length hair, white collared blouse, and red plaid miniskirt. Lots of kissing and touching, and grabbing between her and a number of guys in the group, and she'd alternate between that and simply bending over and sucking dick, or getting right down on her knees as the guys circled around. I knew that was only the first act, and went for a stroll, taking a peek at the couples' balcony, where a couple of couples were upstairs watching the show... and perhaps more. The blonde seemed to dart out of the theater for a bit, and then come back, leaving the guys to wander a bit.

Flash Reports! Anaconda Hits The Art Cinema, Berlin News, & Cinema 309 with 48 Hours!

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "Once a Week Chet" on the 70's comedy "Love American Style" in episode 14 "The Snake & the Mongoose."  Reviews were uneven.

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back with a whirlwind of 3 visits in one report, covering The Art Cinema in Hartford,  Berlin News in NJ, and Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre PA. 

Here we go...


Well Doc, 

I am back with another report from some theater visits I made this last week during my travels. Usually, I don't document my visits which are uneventful, because frankly, they'd be really boring. "Dear Doc, I went to the theater last night, but no women were there. The end." But since I had even the most minor of successes this time around, I had been tweeting about it and chatting with some fellow reporters about my trip, and because I wanted to give the initial first-hand account of Monday Madness at the Art Cinema, I submit this week's events.

I was slated to be in NJ on Monday and decided to take an extra day to hit 2 theaters I hadn't been to in a while in 1 trip. I've been dying to get to Art Cinema on a Monday since Monday Madness started and you've told me the couples traffic has been high. Action also seems to be picking up at BNA according to their Yahoo group, including a lot of daytime visits from couples.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Ray (& Friend) Hit 2004 Bookstore in Lexington, KY on 4/9/17

Doc here, a man who some say went toe-to-toe with General Tso this afternoon, and won decidedly.

Senior Journal scribe Ray is back, this time with a tail tale from the Bluegrass State of Kentucky, and the 2004 Bookstore in Lexington. KY that is...

In this visit, Ray had along a lovely female friend, and things went very well during their semi-short visit.

Take it away, Ray!


Hey Doc,

I was heading through Lexington, Kentucky a few days ago and had a chance to drop by the 2004 Bookstore on the east side of the city. This place is not exactly hidden, but they do their best not to draw any attention to themselves. The address is 2004 Family Circle Dr. (as noted in your database) but, as you will no doubt see, not even Google Street View.
 has been back there. It is tucked behind the McDonalds on E. New Circle Rd.
2004 Bookstore
Lexington, KY
The retail area is small, with a sampling of toys, lotions and the other usual goodies. Access to the booths and the theater is through locked doors, tended to by automatic bill feeders. I believe that $6 gets you to the booths (I didn't head back there), and $10 will get you (and a lady friend, if you have one) to the theater. I have read other reports that indicate that there are two theaters, and that you can move freely from the booths to the theaters. That wasn't the arrangement that we found. Once we went into the theater area, that's all there was.

The theater was smallish, but clean. There are a half dozen sofas, or so, and two large upholstered chairs. I was fortunate enough to be accompanied by an eager exhibitionist who is only dipping her toes into the theater scene, but we had fun on a weekday afternoon. 

She wore a tight skirt and a sweater, and immediately attracted the attention of the other 5-6 patrons whom we found lazily passing the time when we entered. After settling in for a bit, we eventually turned our attention to one another, and she wasted little time spreading her legs to give the guy in front of us a better view. By the time I was fingering her to her first orgasm, the boys had begun to circle. As she exposed her breasts, one guy copped a quick feel before she waved him off.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Visits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 4/5/17

Doc here, a man who some say can deadlift 4x his bodyweight in capicola, back with a Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Dry Clean Only

DCO hit the Windy City on Wednesday April 5, and ventured to 15th Ave. Adult Theater for a little mid-week R&R.  What did he find? What did he observe? How was his driving?

Let's find out...Take it away, Dry Clean Only...



A quick report this week as I Uber to O'Hare. I had the good fortune to visit 15th Ave last week, albeit on both a rainy, cold Wednesday evening and also just a few days away from a major blowout in the Lizardo fashion this coming weekend. Still, I was utterly surprised that there was only one car in the lot upon my 730pm arrival. However, being the theater optimist I am, I ventured in ... and intended to double down by selecting the spa package. Hey, I'm only in Chicago so often. However, Gentle Reader, don't be this guy: I forgot my lock for the locker room and forgot the policy had changed from "towels supplied" to "towels extra"...

I strolled through the arcade, which always has "free" porn on in the booths (note: no glory holes) and then settled into the theater with an early copy of Doc's latest manifesto: "Good Doctoring: Tales for Passing Time In The Back Row". I look forward to attending he book signing tour someday.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Last Update: 4/8 at 2PM! TONIGHT! Eyes Wide Shut Couples & Singles Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Last Update Saturday 4/8 at 2PM:  The big day is here kids... Eyes Wide Shut happens in a 6 hours, and the surprises your old friend in the white suit and aviators has for you will make your head(s) spin.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready for the trip up to Chicago.  

A very special out of town guest sneaked into town yesterday, and just revealed her surprise visit to The Good Doctor a mere hour ago... The Good Doctor is very pleased

The Party Room is ready, the BYOB bar is ready, and now we only need you to add to the Eyes Wide Shut Party cocktail. As always, please follow the following rules of the road:

  • Please check in your booze at the BYOB Bar upon your arrival. 
  • Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot or on 15th Avenue itself. Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
  • There is Couples Preferred Parking in the rear lot. We will have a securtity person out front to assist until the lot is full.
  • There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room or facility. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy. You can check your phones outside, but not in the Party Room, theater, or facility. 
  • Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one.
See everyone tonight!



Updated Friday 4/7 at 1PM: Doc here, fresh from a steam, with an update on tomorrow big Eyes Wide Shut Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The party room is decorated and ready to go (thanks to the awesome Natalie!), the swag bags are all set, and the weather is going to be gorgeous on Saturday.  The only thing else we need is YOU!

Reminder: This is a BYOB event!  Bring your favorites, and we will keep them cold for you in our coolers. 

Want to let others know you are coming to the party?  Here's how...
On Fetlife, go HERE

Join The Good Doctor and Chicago's sexiest lifestylers for Eyes Wide Shut at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! 

Questions? E-mail me at


Doc here, a man who some say is People Magazine's 2008 "Sexiest Unlicensed Doctor", with an update on this Saturday night's huge Eyes Wide Shut Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

This is going to be a big one folks... Two of my close friends from this thing of ours will be coming back for this event!  They are "GB Girl of the Midwest" Stunt Slut Simone, and amateur porn star Amber Foxxx!  God only knows what trouble they may find at Eyes Wide Shut!

As usual, the first 50 male/female couples will get an "Eyes Wide Shut" swag bag (with a $50 retail value with their paid admission), starting at 8pm.  Don't be late to the party, kids...
Eyes Wide Shut Swag Bags
(First 50 M/F Couples Only)
The Sexy Outfit Contest returns, with three great prizes for our top three finishers!  Judging is done via my applause meter, so bring your friends to cheer you on!  MC'd by Doc!

M/F Couples... You get preferred parking in our rear parking lot (space permitting). Again, great another reason to get here early!

We look forward to seeing everyone Saturday night for Eyes Wide Shut at 15th Ave. Adult Theater  at 8pm!


Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Flash Report! The Executive Nomad Hits Pleasure World in Phoenix, AZ on 3/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say came up through the Padres system, playing 2nd base alongside short stop Al O'Pecea, with a fantastic first-time report on the Phoenix adult theater scene.

The Executive Nomad filed the following report, and frankly hits it out of the park on his first at-bat at Pleasure World in Phoenix, AZ.  This is a page-turner folks, so I encourage you to double-down on your Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy this report. And for regular readers of The Journal, this report may also have a familiar ring to it.

Please welcome to The Journal, the mysterious Executive Nomad!


Hello Dr.,

Divine providence ... fortune's favor ... dumb luck ... ... ... I don't know what to call it, but I owe the Good Doctor, and the others who have shared on this Journal and made it popular a beer should we ever meet. I have been a long time lurker but this is my first report.

Tuesday - March 14, 2017

I was spending 3 days in Phoenix for work, landed around 10:30 at SkyHarbor International Airport on a Southwest flight, and had suffered through the rental car shuttle and the Hertz board directed me to my spot where are nondescript silver Hyundai was waiting for me. It was 11:15 by this time and my first meeting wasn't until dinner. I had known this for a couple days, and I had combed through the Good Doctor's Journal thinking I could prowl a place or two from lunch till about 3 or 4 ... or as long as my patience held out .

Swinging the car out of the rental facility, it was a sunny day, about 65 with a breeze, the kind of day that is perfect for driving with the windows down. I first drove by Adult Shoppe #1 on 24th which looked deserted ... only 2 cars and (in this hobbyist's opinion) that's never a good sign so I drove on. Working my way down Washington I headed next to Pleasure World (
4029 East Washington, Phoenix AZ)
Pleasure World
Phoenix, AZ
It's parking is in the rear, and I circled the block once to get a feel for the place. The rear lot, which is accessed from a side street and appeared to be about 1/2 full with a couple cars parked along the street, and even more cars parked in the spots just behind Pleasure Worlds spots ... all of which at least appeared promising so I circled the block and then pulled in.

Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: TONIGHT! 4/5/17! Keeping it "Brockmire" on IFC (or Below)

Doc here, a man who some say once appeared as Jay "Shirtless" Smallwood in ABC's "She's the Sheriff" in 1987, with Episode 2 of Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media.

Those of you (the good readers of The Journal) who have been following this blog for years/months/days/or minutes know there are two things I hold closest to my heart: 1) The National Pastime, and 2) The Sex. 

What if I told you that there is a new series on IFC ( with it's first two episodes airing back to back Wednesday night at 10pm EST), "Brockmire" (starring the awesome Hank Azaria), that combines both? A show is that is extremely well-written, quirky, absolutely filthy, and is set against the backdrop of minor league baseball team The Morristown Frackers. 

In my last "Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media" I saved you time and money by begging you to skip the Netflix/Marvel series "Iron Fist" and giving you a small clip of the best scene in the entire series. Now, I want you to invest some time and watch the first episode of "Brockmire" from IFC's Youtube channel.  

The first 5 minutes of this show are as good an opening 5 minutes of any TV series I have ever watched (right up there with "Breaking Bad"). I'm hooked.  Watching Brockmire simultaneously do play-by-play of a Kansas City Royals game while describing coming home early from the park to surprise his wife Lucy is all sorts of awesome.  A melt down of Biblical proportions unfolds...

Please enjoy the first episode of "Brockmire" below, and stay through right to the end... There is a nice payoff!
Episode 2 airs right after episode 1 Wednesday night (10:30pm EST) on IFC, and I'll be there watching as should you.

4 out of 4 Cannoli Rating

Keeping it Brockmire,

Monday, April 3, 2017

Doc's NCAA Brackets Tourney: The Final Game! The Standings!

Doc here on Championship Monday for the 2017 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tourney!

It's North Carolina and Gonzaga... Who's team will reign supreme?

Here are the Top 10 players in the tourney...
Final results after the game, and the awarding of the Lizardo Cup!


Sunday, April 2, 2017

Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: Time Management with "Iron Fist"

Doc here, a man who some say will yell out "Time to die" right before biting into a delicious chicken drumstick, with a little change of pace for you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Benjamin Franklin is credited with coining the phrase "Time is money". Time is a precious commodity, and should never be squandered. Thus, The Good Doctor would like to save you some time and money. 

Those of you who know The Good Doctor personally, know he loves himself some comic book-related media.  And possibly my favorite of the recent spate of comic book-related media has been Marvel's run of series on Netflix. Starting with Daredevil Season One, followed up nicely by Jessica Jones, Daredevil Season Two (with The Punisher), and then Luke Cage, these street-level heroes gave us the depth that a 13 episode season can provide. And one I would never have thought I'd see in my lifetime. 

Daredevil's two seasons have been my favorite so far on Netflix. Kevin Smith said on his "Fatman on Batman" broadcast on his Youtube Channel, that this incarnation of Daredevil "cracked the code" on how it should be done on this media platform. They were indeed 13-hour movies, and so damn good. Worth every penny you spend on Netflix every month. 

Following Daredevil (Seasons 1 & 2) in the parade of street level heroes which will lead up to The Defenders team up of all 4 (or more) heroes, each held their own. Jessica Jones was pretty damn good. Luke Cage started great, but in my opinion hobbled across the finish line by time it's last episode aired, but was still highly entertaining.

The 4th and final street-level hero to have their show premier was "Iron Fist", which started streaming 3 weeks ago.  I was really looking forward to see how Marvel and Netflix were able to crack this code on this hero that was a martial arts expert gifted with the iron fist.

Christ almighty, this show is lazy.

And this is where I will save you time, thus saving you money. 

What you just saw was an eight second clip from Season 1 Episode 10 'Black Tiger Steals Heart' that is the only thing I liked out of 13 episodes (this is from episode 10). In footage from 1948 depicting a former iron fist protecting a passage happened upon by Chinese soldiers, you have just now seen the best part of this entire seriesMove along...The show is over. 

By my calculations, I have saved you and your loved ones the equivalent of about 13 hours of quality time you could be spending doing something more constructive. 

I now take you back to your normally scheduled broadcast.