Sunday, September 11, 2011

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Goes 0 for 2 (w/ Two Strikeouts) - 9/10/11

Doc here with the quickest Bob in Biloxi report ever.  And this is not a good thing.  Here is Bob with the gory details:


Hey Doc,

It was a beautiful night on our Gulf Coast this weekend!! Nice cool temperatures, clear with a full moon out! Perfect night for playing! With the weather report out of the way, three couples showed up last night at the theater, and none played. Zero couples showed at the ABS. There were hordes of guys though.

I talked to one of our readers who said they could meet on Friday, put never heard back from them? So I made the trip Friday and Saturday, Zilch! On both nights!

Let’s hope this weird vibe leaves the coast soon and couples start getting out to play!!





A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: I Have Been Outed!

Doc here with a humble message of acknowledgement... As many of you know, The Good Doctor tries to keep under the radar in public.  Contrary to popular belief, I do not arrive at an adult theater wearing a sandwich board which reads "I'm Dr. Emilio Lizardo".  It's just not my style.

Well yesterday, an e-mail popped up on my Blackberry while I was shopping for produce (as anyone knows, I have a high appreciation for fresh produce) that shook me to my core.

I had been outed, and the writer of the e-mail had proof.

Here is an excerpt of that e-mail:
"I noticed your image as a resort waiter in the background at the end of a recent claymation ad (skydiving entrance).  Never thought I'd see you on tv. Enjoy your blog and, in the past, the activities in Indianapolis, Phoenix, Houston, etc.  Many fond memories."

With gratitude,
(name redacted)

The Proof (Still Image)


I guess I owe everyone an explanation... Yes, I do some "background artist" work in Hollywood. Nothing big, but just enough to keep my beak wet.  My favorite (and first) cameo was one I did on the big island with a few friends in the 70's...

I knew it wouldn't last... My Howard Hughes-like lifestyle is a tough cover.  And now I have been betrayed by Claymation.