Monday, September 28, 2015

Breaking News! An International Lizardo Sighting! Scandal! Photographic Proof!

Doc here, a man who some say leaves his mark on the many cities and villages he visits, both domestic and international.  

As the international ambassador for this thing of ours, I spread the words of Lizardo. Those words are often peppered with harsh language and questionable advice, but in the end deliver solid adult theater know-how to both young and old.

This morning, I received a communique from the City of Lights, Paris. My senior reporter there, Deep Brie, came across yet another historic icon is this ancient city.   Deep Brie took the following photo and sent it to the news desk here at The Journal.

Photo Courtesy of Deep Brie
Paris, France 2015
Sure, the hairline is a little off, and the last time I wore pink frames on my aviators was in 1989.  However, it is unmistakable that the representation is of The Good Doctor. 

In Paris. 

With a Space Invader.

In looking at the background, I am pretty sure it is not in front of an adult theater, or even a high end lingerie shop.   Don't be fooled, dear readers. Having this image in front of those establishments is exactly what you would expect from The Good Doctor.  But that is not how this middle-aged Sicilian rolls... 

Expect the unexpected. 

Embrace the opposing school of thought. 

Even in The City of Lights.