Monday, June 30, 2014

Box Score! Beach Blanket Bingo at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago on 6/28/14

 Doc here, a man who some say wants to go to Planet 10, and he wants to go right now, with the Box Score from Saturday night's dynamite Beach Blanket Bingo event at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago.

Sexy swimwear was in full force Saturday night in Chicago's western burbs for this summer themed adult theater event.

Here is your Box Score (with a full House Call Report coming soon):

Friday, June 27, 2014

UPDATED 6/27 @1pm: A Call for Cocks! Piper the Gloryhole Princess at Fantasyland 1 & 2 in Tampa (w/2 PICS)

UPDATED FRIDAY 6/27 @ 1PM: Doc here... Just received a note from Piper, stating that she is super horny and is craving some Tampa cock.

Follow the directions below. Tell her Doc sent you, and most importantly, don't let me down!Christmas just came early for you... Now go ahead and open your present!


Doc here, a man who some say is a class 18 certified scuba diver, with a Call for Cocks from a damsel in distress by the name of Piper, the Gloryhole Princess.

Piper is in need... In need for dicks in a pinch. Men, will you around the Tampa, Florida area towards the end of June? Would you like to experience hands down, one of the hottest women on the net at the gloryhole.

Then gents, you have come to the right place. Your old friend in the white suit and aviators is going to hook you up, big time.

Please see this message from Piper, and what she needs from you to help her get her fill.

Here we go...

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

New Feature! The UK Report from Windsorperv: Trouble in London Town

Doc here, a man who some say once drove an Aston Martin DB5 well before a certain well-known MI6 agent, with a new feature here at The Journal: The UK Report.

Please welcome our newest reporter here at The Journal, Windsorperv, and his report from across the pond.

Take it away, sir.


Hi Doc,

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Passage from Turkey (The Country, not the Bird) w/PIC

Doc here, a man who some say was once a spook deeply embedded with foreign nationals, trapped inside an embassy, with a Quick Note from my desk here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.

Long time readers know that I have had a real-time world map on the The Journal's sidebar for years, pinging who is on the site at any given time. The scope is international, and it's content questionable.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Hawaiian Eyeful @ The Barnett Ave. Superstore Theater in San Diego w/9 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say was once named "Mr. Skeeball" in a nation tournament held in Delaware, with the mother of all Hawaiian Eyeful reports.

Hawaiian Eyeful has been absent from the adult theater scene for about a year now. She has had her hands full in that time, but things have settled down and she has emerged like Venus from the sea foam, and back into this thing of ours.

So without further ado, please welcome back my good friend and one of the legendary ladies of the adult theater scene, Hawaiian Eyeful.


Dear Doctor,

It’s been a long time cumming since I have made an appearance. Since taking this last year off after making my debut in Portland Oregon over 2 ½ years ago, I decided what a better way to ease myself back into this thing of ours than in a place I am not known. 

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Flash Report! The Captain Returns from Dry Dock and Hits Dallas' Two Adult Theaters

Doc here, a man who some say apprenticed to be a coxswain, but bailed out after three lessons because he was uncomfortable telling people he was a coxswain in training, with the return of senior reporter, The Captain.
This old sea dog has returned from dry dock with a tall tale of Texas pride, a few conquests, and fresh stick of Mennen, and he is ready to spill the beans to you, the good readers of The Journal.
Take it away, Cappy!

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Updated!!! TONIGHT AT 8PM ET! Summer Solstice Party @ The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo

Doc here... Please join & support my friends at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo for their Summer Solstice Party, starting at 8pm ET TONIGHT!!!  You never know who might show up for such an event!



Friday, June 20, 2014

UPDATED 6/20/14 AT 8AM - Event Announcement! Tomorrow Night! Summer Solstice Party at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo Saturday 6/21/14

Doc here... Please join & support my friends at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo for their Summer Solstice Party, starting at 8pm ET.  You never know who might show up for such an event!



Field Report! The Guy in the Glasses on Exotic Adult Books & Video in Roselle, IL

Doc here, a man who still is comfortable using carbon paper, with a follow-up report from new contributor to The Journal, The Guy with the Glasses.

In this Field Report, he profiles Exotic Adult Books in Roselle, IL.  The Good Doctor has received sporadic reports from this location in the past, but this is the freshest update on the state of Exotic Adult Books.

Take it away, sir.


Exotic Adult Books & Videos (Roselle IL):
Here's my verbatim description from

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Flash Report! The Guy with The Glasses Reports on Visits to 15th Ave Theater in Chicago (& One Including The Good Doctor and his Entourage this past Saturday)

Doc here, a man who some say was once a third place finisher in an all you can eat bruschetta competition, with a terrific a first-time Flash Report as you will likely see on The Journal.

I would like to introduce you to first-timer The Guy in the Glasses. TGITG was on hand last Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago during my field trip with Moaning Lisa & Mr. Mystplyk, Victoria the Vixen and V, and the lovely GiGi.

This evening was a real blast for your old friend in the white suit and aviators, and the girls and guys with us. GTWTG did a great job capturing the scene (especially for being a first-timer).

Here we go!  Enjoy...

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee @ The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas on 6/5 and 6/7/14

Doc here, a man who some say can control the minds and actions of small animals, with a detail packed Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, G.K. Arbee.

His port of call is Dallas, TX. His location is the Lido Adult Theater. Let's see how this plays out...

Here we go!


Hello once again Good Dr.!

G.K. Arbee reporting once again from Dallas,TX. I have actually made 2 visits to the Lido adult theater in Dallas in the last 10 days.

Just wanted to report that Thursdays seem to be the best day of the week to go. Single guys can go to the couples theater Sunday thru Thursday.. (couples only on Fri-Sat,,unless you want to pay $175).

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: The Extremely Hot "S"

Doc here, a man who some say in una bella ragazza da un miglio di distanza, with today's Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Today we feature my good friend S, the better half of J&S, a hot couple that frequent's 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago. Yes, her legs are that long. Yes, she has worn that outfit to 15th Ave. And that other thing you are thinking right now? Yes she does.

Tall. Hot. Italian. A real sweetheart. And naughty beyond words...

Couple's Flash Report! Sam & Jodi @ 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago on 6/10/14

Doc here, a man who some say just might ask your best girl to look for change in his pocket, with a terrific first time Couple's Flash Report from Sam & Jodi.

This hot couple had been in contact with The Good Doctor about what 15th Ave Adult Theater & Spa was all about, and after getting the 411 from your old friend in the white suit and aviators, ventured to this adult entertainment emporium in Chicago's western suburbs.

Here we go!


Hey Doc,

I wanted to report back that we went 15th Ave Theater on Tuesday night 6/10.  I wish there was a better way to get down there from the downtown area, as it cost us $45 by cab but that's the only thing bad I can say about the experience. 

Monday, June 16, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Days of Future Past with Jean & Scott at Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL (w/12 Pics)

Doc here, a man who some say has a set a adamantium steak knives in his kitchen, with a great new Couple's Flash Report from my good friends Jean & Scott

In their June 6th trip to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, Jean got exactly what she was looking for at this classic adult theater... Lots of hard cock.

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this HOT Couple's Flash Report (and 12 pics!) from the sexy and naughty Jean and her guy Scott.


Hiya Doc and Hello fellow Journal readers!  

Sunday, June 15, 2014

A Few Minutes with The Good Doctor: Big Project and Great Visits Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, we was being interrogated by a man in a black suit.

The man in black said "It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Lizardo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not."

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea. Welcome to A Few Minutes with the Good Doctor.  I am Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders...

It's been quite the week for The Good Doctor, so let's get started, shall we?

Couple's Flash Report! The Sexual Athletes at Berlin News Agency on 6/13/14 (w/5 PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say spent three years learning the ancient Italian fighting art of "Ga-Fa", with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from my very good friends, The Sexual Athletes.

This past Friday morning, the dynamic duo of Mr. & Mrs. Sexual Athlete hit Berlin, NJ's awesome Berlin News Agency for an early bird special of fucking and sucking.  The Good Doctor arranged for this visit while he made an appearance BNA this past Tuesday and Wednesday evening. Coordinating with the awesome staff at BNA (thanks Paul, Frank, and the entire crew), the stage was set for this powerhouse duo.

It is here where I will turn the microphone over to Mr. Sexual Athlete...


Thursday, June 12, 2014

Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes Early Bird Special at Berlin News Agency Friday 6/13 @ 10am-ish

Doc here, a man who some say can whip up a tasty brat or two (in his pants), with a Visit Announcement for Berlin News Agency.

My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be making a first time visit to BNA Friday morning
6/13 around 10am (maybe slightly later depending on traffic).

Mrs. Sexual Athlete is insatiable... And a body unlike any you have seen in a long time. She would love some attention as long as you are respectable, clean, and act like a gentleman. Ask the guys at Hartford's Art Cinema how hot she is!

If I were a betting man, I'd bet that they will be exploring the theater and the booths.

I have multiple pics of her up at The Journal of Adult Theaters, and specifically

And if you are lucky enough to make it Friday morning at 10am, make sure you tell them "Doc Sent Me", and please submit a report back to The Good Doctor HERE.


Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Flash Report! A Quick Report from CTFireGuy on The Sexual Athletes @ The Art Cinema on 6/6/14

Doc here, a man who some say can control fish with his marine telepathy, with a quick note from regular contributor, CTFireGuy.

CTFireGuy was at The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT on Friday 6/6, and encountered the always hot (and good personal friends of mine), The Sexual Athletes.   It seems The Sexual Athletes invested a lot of time at The Art Cinema this day, and here is a quick note.

Here we go!



 I had the pleasure of witnessing and playing with the sexual athletes!  Man, that women has a body! She is nice too - very down to earth. This all took place at the Art Cinema.

Just wanted to say thank you for all you do, Doc. You bring us some awesome talent to the cinema.


Monday, June 9, 2014

House Call! The Good Doctor Visits the Berlin News Agency Again, and Hits a Triple with Sexxxy Sue, D&M, and Crystal on 5/13/14 (w/PICS)

 Doc here, a man who some say makes a delicious pork chop (in his pants), with a long overdue House Call Report from my most recent trip to the always awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ just outside of Philadelphia.

Luck was on The Good Doctor's side on Tuesday May 13th. My day job took me back to Philly for two days of meetings (and an ill-timed dance-off with a colleague from Denmark), and with that, a reason to visit my good friends at the Berlin News Agency for a second time.

During my first visit (report HERE), I did a 30 minute Q&A session for about 20 people in the ABS section of BNA. I also met the lovely and very sexy Cindy from Delaware, who caught my attention with her pretty face, sexy body, and blonde pig tails. More about Cindy from Delaware shortly.

Couple's Flash Report! Victoria the Vixen at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago with a Cast of Dozens on 6/6/14 (incl. Moaning Lisa, Annabelle, Victor, & The Good Doctor)

Doc here, a man who some say knows his way around a flat meatball sandwich like nobody's business, with a dynamite Couple's Flash Report from our newest reporter here at The Journal, Victoria the Vixen.

Victoria and her hubby, Victor, are good friends of The Good Doctor, and along with Moaning Lisa, her hubby Mr. Mystplyk John, & 2nd time couple Annabelle and her hubby J, we set up a couples meet at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this past Friday night.

The Good Doctor met Victoria & Victor for the first time at the Lingerie and Sexy PJ Party at 15th Ave. last month, and since then have had some fun times with this wild couple. Little did we all know that the Friday meet up at 15th Ave. would be the craziest one yet!

UPDATED 6/9/14 AT 7AM - On The Road with The Good Doctor! This Week: The Berlin News Agency

UPDATED 6/9/14: Doc here again... The bags are packed, my white suit is pressed, and my boarding pass is printed for the big trip to Philly and the visit to Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ Tuesday night at 7pm.

I strongly suggest you follow me on Twitter as I live Tweet my journey from The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college) to Philly (and beyond).

And when my rental car pulls into the lot at BNA, I will proudly step out, straighten out my suit, adjust my aviators, and walk to the front door of Berlin News Agency. After tapping the mic to make sure it's on, I will utter the following words:

"Ich bin ein Berliner"

See you then.



Doc here... A man who some say has the water repelling attributes of an adult duck (male), yet will never admit to it, with a new feature here at The Journal, On The Road with The Good Doctor.

"On The Road..." will be my way of letting you, the good readers of The Journal, know where I will be heading across this great land of adult theaters, ABSs, and gloryholes.
Let's take the next few days for example... Friday evening 6/6, the brand new Lizardo 4000 will be pulling into 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs for a little R&R and maybe a steam.

On Tuesday 6/10, the Lizardo 4000 will pull into ORD and I will be jetting off to Philly for meetings in conjunction with my day gig. However, Tuesday night, my attention will be squarely be on the awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ, starting at 7pm.  The Good Doctor will be on hand to answer any of your adult theater related questions, dispense questionable advice, and if the mood strikes, perform a couple of lame hand shadows.

The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
If it wasn't for the fact that I sprained my mustache last weekend while doing yard work, mustache rides would have be on the table. If I heal quickly, you'll be the first to know. After the Q&A, I will duck into the theater and enjoy the evening's festivities, culminating in a House Call Report here at The Journal.

If you plan on stopping by BNA on Tuesday, please feel free to drop me an e-mail at , with "BNA" in the subject line. Berlin News Agency has some of the friendliest people I have ever met in this thing of ours, and I would enjoy meeting even more.

See you on the road...


Saturday, June 7, 2014

Field Report! The Bearded Clamsman @ Pegasus ABS in Raleigh, NC on 6/3/14

Doc here, a man who some say always leaves the gun, but takes the cannoli, with a terrific Field Report from first time contributor The Bearded Clamsman

TBC hit the Pegasus ABS (and mini theaters) on 6/3/14, and has filed this report to the news desk (address in the Adult Theater Database).

Here we go...


Friday, June 6, 2014

Freeze Frame! A Piper the Gloryhole Princess Update with VIDEO and 5 NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say is the 2nd cousin, once removed, of one Mr. Dewey Decimal, with a special Freeze Frame report from my good friend, the adorable Piper, the Gloryhole Princess.

This latest set of images was sent to me by her, and represents some of the incredible hardcore stills and video you will find on her site, .

So, my good readers and fans of The Journal, please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the latest from my friend, Piper, the Gloryhole Princess.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Flash Report! Brent from Portland Meets The Memphis Mafia at The Oregon and Paris Adult Theaters on 6/3/14

Doc here, a man who some say bought in on the IPO of Voodoo Donuts back in '03, and now can retire any damn time he wishes, with an outstanding Flash Report from my good friend and poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland.

As the gold standard of adult theater reporters, Brent stands alone in his observations of both the human condition and the adult theater scene. And Elvis.

Here he is, in the white jumpsuit and karate moves, Brent from Portland on Tuesday night at The Rose City's two adult theaters.

Flash Report! The Black Hat Visits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/12/14

Doc here, a man who some say always brings a meatball to a cannoli fight, with a terrific Flash Report from senior reporter and excellent driver, The Black Hat.
TBH visited my "home" theater, 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs, and had an excellent evening according to his report.
Monday and Tuesday evenings after 6 couples are free to 15th Avenue, and some of these evenings can be very good.  And this was one of them!
Here we go!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Visit Announcement! WisWife4use @ CT's Adult Theater in Gary, IN on Friday 6/6/14 @ 6:30pm (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say knows a thing or two about cheese, with an upcoming Visit Announcement from the very naughty WisWife4use.

WisWife4use will be visiting CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN this Friday evening, arriving between 6:30 and 7pm CT.  Join her at what is arguably the most hardcore adult theater in the nation for some naughty times.

Here is WisWife4use's note to me about the visit:

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Scott and Jean Power Up The X-Jet and Hit Sinderella's In Tampa (w/9 HOT Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say the Mutant Registration Act was written explicitly for, with an incredible Couple's Flash Report from my good friends Scott & Jean.
While not fighting off The Sentinels, Scott & Jean (newly transplanted from the Buckeye State) are off exploring this thing of ours in the Tampa, FL area.
On this mission, our telekentic-powered heroine and our optical force-blast hero visited Sinderella's in Tampa (address in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database off the home page) and have filed this report back to Lizardo's School for the Gifted.
Take it away, Scott & Jean!

Couple's Flash Report! Inside The Mysterious Maya - Part 1: Why I Perform (w/PIC)

Doc here, a man who some say once was a cabin boy on a ship from Palermo to New York, with the first Part of a new series, "Inside The Mysterious Maya".

In this series, you will get deep inside Maya's head, and see how she approaches the lifestyle. She has a very unique take on her sexual self, and it's a must read. Whether it's inside a theater, on her knees at a gloryhole, or meeting guys one on one, she is ALWAYS a bad girl.

See you after the report...


Hi Doc,
There are several stages I like to perform on.
First one is I am horny, it is my addiction, and I doll myself up for play often with hubby's help.

Then going over where all kind of thoughts run through my mind. Once there am shy and nervous and that is strong until something stimulates me. Showing off, hubby exposing my titties or lifting my skirt, guys showing me hard cocks or touching me. That's when I give in.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Wait. What? Smut for a Monday Evening (with 20 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say goes by the Sicilian calendar, with the return of an old favorite feature here at The Journal, Smut for a Sunday Monday Evening.

It's been way too long since The Good Doctor published some of his favorite images from the extensive and very real archive of adult theater sex related images.  However, my good friends Scott & Jean suggested a return to form of this feature, and who am I to deny a smoking hot blonde who just happens to crave adult theater shenanigans?

So here we go kids, the long awaited return of Smut for a Sunday Monday Evening.


Smut for a Sunday Monday Evening
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

UPDATED 6/2/14! Thank you to for the Love to The Journal (and it's Mysterious Editor in Chief)

UPDATED 6/2/14: Doc here... Just in case you missed this important report from late March, take a gander at Fleshbot's article on the adult theater scene and The Journal specifically.  It's a page turner, folks!


Doc here, an man who some say was taken by pleasant surprise when he showed up on the homepage on the net's #1 adult review website!

Wow... After almost 5 years of plugging away, The Journal has finally made Fleshbot's homepage with a great review and article by Fleshbot writer McBeardo .

Flash Report: The Roving Eyeballer Hits Tampa's Fantasyland 1 and 2 over a Long Weekend

Doc here, a man who some say never left 1988, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor The Roving Eyeballer.
Take it away, RE!
Hello, Doc-
Finally got the chance to sneak off and spend a long weekend at Tampa's Fantasyland Theatres 1 and 2.  While it wasn't  quite one for the record books it certainly was a visit that had many rewards. 

Couple's Flash Report! D&N Hit Biloxi's ABS on May 23rd, 2014 (w/3 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say is a man of the bayou, a skilled hunter with an impressive sense of smell, with a terrific first time Couple's Flash Report from D&N

After posting a Visit Announcement for their visit to the Biloxi ABS (down the street from the Gulf Coast Adult Theater) in The Journal, they arrived and this is their report.

Take it away, D&N!


We are happy to report that our inaugural visit to the ABS in Biloxi, MS was for the most part a rousing success.  We got to the bookstore about 45 mins later than we had planned, due to some unforeseen circumstances earlier in the evening, and for this we do apologize.  Next time we will be sure to be prompt.