Thursday, May 28, 2015

Couple's Flash Report! The Amazing Gemini Turns Two at The Paris Theatre in Portland

Doc here, a man who some say is so secure in his beverage choices that he had the Fresca logo tattooed on his powerful right bicep (a tattoo of a fancy lace-up shoe adorns his left bicep), with a special Couple's Flash Report from my very good friend, the amazing Gemini.

A couple of weeks ago, our friend Gemini was on a mini-tear through The Paris Theatre on a back to back Friday and Saturday night. 

This is a detail rich and well written piece that really showcases the fire that burns inside of Gemini.  And of course, you should pop open a Fresca to fully enjoy this report.

please welcome back to The Journal, my good friend Gemini!


NIGHT 1 - Friday Night at The Oasis

The last two nights have been such fun. My husband, Jordan, planned for us to go see a couple of local bands both Friday and Saturday night so I could dance the night away. But as a prelude to an evening of music, he brought me to the Paris so I could get my groove on in a more orgasmic way. 

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

House Call! The Good Doctor Times It Perfectly with Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 5/5/15

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was sitting across from Childs in the remnants of their arctic research base. Neither was sure if the other was The Thing, but one thing was for sure: one of them smelled like veal meatballs, while other was weird and pissed off.

Good day to you and to all the ships at sea... Your old friend, The Good Doctor here with a long overdue House Call Report. A scant 3+ weeks ago, The Good Doctor encountered regular Journal contributors, Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. This was not an ordinary lead up to a carnal encounter at one of the top adult theaters in the country. This was a lead up two months in the making. 

At the St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave in March, Mrs. Slaneesh was in quite the mood. She was playing hard, and on more than one occasion, we ran into each other in the Party Room and tried to scoot away for some monkey business. But, each time, my hosting duties got in the way.  One time it was to MC "Nearly Naked Twister". The other time a topless woman asked me to do some bird calls. You know how it goes...

When the same exact thing happened in April at the Mardi Gras event at 15th Ave., something had to give. It was pretty clear we needed to set up a non-event physical and work-up for Mrs. Slaneesh, before her acute condition got completely out of hand. 

On the morning of May 5th, while The Good Doctor was in the middle of his weekly break dancing class, a telegram arrived mid-move-busting. It read:

This must be serious, the Good Doctor thought to himself. Mrs. Slaneesh is the picture of health; gorgeous, tall, tan, hotter than a pistol, perfect boobage, and that ass of hers... And now an urgent telegram detailing distress. I needed to act. 

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Thank You 8 Million Times!

Doc here, a man who some say as a youth, would amaze kids in the neighborhood by his ability to fling a cannoli through an open window and onto a dessert plate...while eating a cannoli. 

The Good Doctor would like to extend a hearty thank-you to you, the good readers of The Journal. Why you ask?

This past weekend, The Journal of Adult Theaters hit another impressive milestone: Our 8 millionth pageview!   That is an incredible number, and your old friend in the white suit and aviators has you to thank. 

Back in the early days of The Journal (sometime in 2010 if memory serves correct), I wrote down a lofty goal and taped it to my monitor: 250,000 pageviews.  A couple of other adult-themed blogs I frequented that had a similar approach (one was focused on dogging, and the other was a regional blog on the ABS scene in that city) had achieved those numbers, and I wanted The Journal to be one of them. By the early 2011, The Journal had passed both blogs in terms of pageviews, and we were off to the races.

So kids, I raise my Bloody Mary and salute you for your loyalty and readership. Let's see how quickly we can get to 9 million!


Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Couple's Flash Report! The Adventurous MD Couple at San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore Theater & The Jolar Cinema

Doc here, a man who some say knows a thing or two about crab cakes, with a terrific first-time Couple's Flash Report from the Adventurous MD Couple.

In this action-filled report, Adventurous MD Couple hits two of my favorite adult theaters on the left coast: the Barnett Ave. Superstore & The Jolar Cinema in San Diego.

How did they fare? Was there good trouble to be had? Let's find out...

Please welcome to The Good Doctor's Journal, the Adventurous MD Couple!


Dear Good Doctor - A report from Adventurous MD Couple

Since the bulk of your reporting comes from the guys, we thought a couples perspective might be a nice addition. We are new to your website and to adult bookstores and theaters. but had a great first experience and thought we could add to your site. 

Penthouse Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article: Report #5 - Kitten!

Doc here, your mysterious online overlord, a man who some say has had his vision dim. All that remains are memories. He remembers a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, he remembers the Road Warrior. The man we called Lizardo.

Welcome to Report #5 of Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article.  In this edition, I would like to welcome back to The Journal the sexy and lovely Kitten, as she enjoys a little light reading in bed. Topless.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper (& FWB) at Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say once parachuted into a regional bocce tournament to deliver the ceremonial first pallino, but was chased out of the courts when it was discovered his was a pants-less skydive. 

Coming across The Good Doctor's teletype machine yesterday was this terrific Couple's Flash report from senior reporters Bambi & Thumper.   B&T hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and have a positive tale to tell, that involves Bambi (who is a gorgeous blonde bombshell in the truest sense of the word), her FWB, and of course, Thumper.

Here we go! 


Hey Doc,

Long time no see. Bambi and I made a visit to Secrets in Des Moines (address in the adult theater database). It was our first time. 

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Penthouse Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article: Report #4 - Mrs. Sexual Athlete! (with Bonus Pic!)

Doc here, a man who some say has a very interesting evening planned with a young lady and several members of The Black Sox, with Report #4 of Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article.

This edition of Photo Op features one of my best friends in this thing of ours, Mrs. Sexual Athlete. You have seen her on The Journal for over a year and a half now, and her body is a marvel to look at (let alone enjoy)! And now you know she is a voracious slut reader!

How do we know this?  I think this all the evidence that you need that Mrs. Sexual Athlete is just as naughty as you think she is.

And...As a bonus to you, the good readers of The Journal, how about the full-sized version of the table of contents pic from the May 2015 issue showing The Sexual Athletes in The Art Cinema's balcony?

Your welcome.

Have a great Saturday everyone while I press my black sox...


Wednesday, May 20, 2015

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: An Afternoon Matinee from JP's Slut Toy at 1:30pm Today @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say has the rugged features of the Dinty Moore stew guy, with a Quick Note from my desk at The Journal, in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college...

This afternoon at 1:30pm CT, my good friends JP and JP's Slut Toy will be visiting 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for a matinee. Please keep in mind, this time is an approximate. 

As always, please tell them "Doc sent me."

I now return you to regular broadcasting. Enjoy your afternoon.


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Field Report! Anaconda on Adult Land in Pulaski, PA - Spring 2015

Doc here, a man who some say wears a turban only when he drinks Turkish tea, with a Field Report from regular contributor to The Journal, Anaconda. 

Anaconda visited Adult Land in Pulaski, PA after speaking with the Good Doctor in Hartford, and has filed this report.  

Great intel!   Take it away Anaconda!



A few weeks back when we chatted at the Art Cinema Mardi Gras Party, I had mentioned how disappointed I was that Summit St. News in Warren couldn't get their act together an re-open the theater (ed. note: good news on that front coming soon). 

I had all but given up on them, and you agreed that I shouldn't hold out much hope for that. A loss for sure since I basically drive right by it when I am on my trips to OH. You mentioned an alternative another theater just over the border into PA from Youngstown, OH, not very far off my normal route back and forth from OH. 

Well, I found myself on that very path last week and decided to take your advice and check it out. Doc, you always come through!! I stopped into Adult Land in Pulaski, PA just to check it out, not expecting much since the timing was bad (2:30PM on a Thursday). And while the only action I saw was among the confused group, the place has a lot of promise!! 

Flash Report! Bosingwa on Secret's Adult Theater in Oakland, CA on 5/15/15

Doc here, a man who some say can speak to dolphins, but the only words he is willing to teach them are meatballs and revenge, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor Bosingwa.

On top of this report, I had the opportunity to meet Bosingwa in person Saturday night at School's Out at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, and he couldn't have been a nicer guy. I also saw him in hot pursuit Saturday night, so I am looking forward to that report as well!

So, the night before, Mr. B was on the left coast and ventured to Secrets in Oakland, CA for a look-see.

What was discovered?  Let's see...

Monday, May 18, 2015

Penthouse Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article: Report #3 - MILF Kat (w/3 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once worked in a duck processing plant in Berwyn, with Report #3 of Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article.

In this report we will highlight the awesome and smoking hot MILF Kat, from upstate NY and Art Cinema regular.  MILF Kat was also the recipient of a digital exam, resulting in a very wet lab coat sleeve and a puddle on the floor during the Mardi Gras Party at The Mighty Art Cinema this past April.

Here is a short note from The A Team (of which MILF Kat belongs):

Hi Doc, 

I took MILF Kat out to the nude beach and thought it would be great to supply her with some reading material and a few other naughty things...LLOL...hope you enjoy!

The A Team


Doc here again...Oh, we will!


(Please click the pics to ENLARGE)

Box Score! School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/16/15

Doc here, a man who some say longed to be a school's doctor in residence since he got out of med school, but instead took his healing powers elsewhere, with the Box Score from the huge School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/16/15.

The event was all that we hoped it would be, and more... Dozens of naughty schoolgirls & some select sleek and sexy librarians, and not to mention some VERY short schoolgirl skirts were in attendance. The evening had a great vibe, and we were graced by the presence of many Journal contributors both local, and from way out of town (Tampa).   I am sure in good time, we will hear from most of them...

Here is the Box Score from the School's Out Party:

Couples:       71
Single Females: 7
T-Gurls:       12
Single Guys:   Dozens

Thanks to Bob and the great staff at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for a great event! The music was hopping, the vibe was great, and the girls....Oh, the girls!

Reports on the way...


Saturday, May 16, 2015

TONIGHT!!! School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on May 16th, 2015 at 8pm & Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED SATURDAY 5/16 at 9AM: Doc here...TONIGHT is the night, sports fans... Less than 12 hours away from my favorite theme party of the year takes place: School's Out, our naughty schoolgirl, cheerleader, and teacher party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The Good Doctor is packing up The Lizardo 4000, getting it gassed and waxed, and heading north to host his 18th party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. 

I have a question for you...Couples...Why would you spend $60-$80, and even $100 for a lifestyle event, when you could spend $30, meet and greet 60-80 like-minded couples, not to mention dozens of sexy singles, in a nightclub setting in addition to an adult theater and spa?

Yeah, I don't know either. 

Ever wonder what 60-80 naughty schoolgirls look like all in the same venue? Well, wonder no longer...Tonight you'll find out and it's the best value in a lifestyle event anywhere in Chicago!

A  little birdie has told me that some of the legendary ladies of 15th Ave's scene will be there. As a matter of fact, some of these ladies are coming from as far away as Ohio, Wisconsin, and Indiana. There is a heat wave coming this weekend in Chicago, and it's all starting at 15th Ave. Adult Theater and School's Out!

School's Out Swag Bags
Ready for Saturday!
Couples and single females take note: You get preferred parking in our rear parking lot. Get to 15th Ave. early so that you can take advantage of the parking spots before they fill up. 

Lastly, please remember that only the first 50 male/female couples get a School's Out Swag Bag (with your paid admission) starting at 8pm. They go fast, so I strongly encourage you to get to the event early! members... Please introduce yourself to The Good Doctor on Saturday night, as I am always happy to give tours to our newest guests! I'll be in the lab coat and facial hair. 

Also, SLS members... If you plan on attending (and I hope you will), please check the "I'm Attending" button on the SLS event calendar for this event. Thanks!

See you TONIGHT!



Penthouse Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article: Report #2 - Jean and Scott (w/2 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has been the toast of Paducah, KY for many years now, with Report #2 of Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article

In Report #2, we turn our focus to one of the highlighted ladies of the article, Jean (from Jean & Scott, senior reporters here at The Journal). 

I know for a fact that Jean and Scott were super excited to get their hands on the issue, so when they Tweeted out the following two pics to their followers, I could not have been happier!

As you can see, Jean has an intense study technique...

Enjoy Jean enjoying her issue of Penthouse.


Tonight in Toledo! Some Like It Red Hot Party at The Westwood Private Members Only Club

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Flash Report! The Naughty Gras Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 4/18/15 by The Guy with the Glasses

Doc here, a man who some say has shaved with Occams Razor since he was a young spud, with a terrific Flash Report from the last big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party (hosted by The Good Dr. by the way) by senior reporter The Guy with the Glasses.

This is an excellent report from this Clark Kent look-a-like, who the ladies love and guys who want to be like him. 

Take it away, GWTG!


Naughty Gras Party Report

Hey Doc,

I arrived shortly after 9pm that Saturday. As usual the parking lot behind the theater was packed and reserved for couples so I parked on the street. Today is a little different for me since I previously arraigned to meet up with a couple from SLS ( tonight. It's a new experience for me, so I didn't know what to expect but I was looking forward to it! 

After paying my dues at the front (I still say it's the best $45 you can spend as a single guy), I saw Doc up front greeting some of the newcomers. I also finally met Ashbaby from Portland, who was Doc's assistant that night while I was upfront. Doc was right, she's very cute! 

After doing my usual rounds throughout the building I see that nothing is happening so I decide to pass some time in the theater. On my way I notice a woman in her mid thirties siting in the area between the spa and the party room. In this area there's bleacher like seating where the seats go higher and higher. 

The woman was a brunette with curly hair and enormous boobs with a top that left nothing to the imagination (ed. note: This was the Amber Alert, a regular at 15th Ave from the get go). She was there with an older gentleman and I assume they were in a relationship. I instantly noticed her since she was sitting on the top row of the "bleacher seating" and the copious amounts of cleavage was like a magnet for my eyes. 

I then sat down in the area and joined in on the small talk that the couple and surrounding people were having. I get the sense that they are not going to play in that area (sometimes it happens) so I finally make my way to the theater.

Penthouse Photo Op! Your Pics with the Penthouse Article: Report #1 - Hawaiian Eyeful (w/4 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say had no problem escaping The Phantom Zone, with a new feature here at The Journal: Photo Op!

In this report, and several others to follow, we will be publishing The Penthouse Files.  The Penthouse Files are pics you, the good (female) readers of The Journal, have taken with your copies of the May 2015 Penthouse that featured the Good Doctor (and a few of his sexy friends).

These pics can be sexy, naughty, funny, or just plain informational. Please send your pics to me directly at , and The Good Doctor will publish them. 

We are going to lead off with my very good friend, the legendary Hawaiian Eyeful. This Pacific Northwest beauty searched high and low for her copy of Penthouse, and when she found it, she promptly posed for some pics taken by Mr. Hawaiian Eyeful. 

Here we go...

Monday, May 11, 2015

Visit Announcement! Brandy at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR on May 30th, 2015 w/PICS!

Doc here with a Visit Announce in advance of a visit to Portland on May 30th by contributors Brandy and her hubby, M.

This couple has visited many adult theaters across this great country, and this time it's Portland's turn to host them.

They have also allowed me to share a couple of pics of the lovely Brandy with you, the good readers of The Journal.

Here we go!



Would you please pass along Brandy will be in Portland, OR Saturday night May 30th, as always she will wet and ready to entertain at the Paris Theater.


Brandy and M

Flash Report! Mr. Clean Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/6/15

Doc here, a man who some say has been banned from a majority of miniature golf courses in the U.S. due to his "course rage" against that clown on the last hole, with a brand new Flash Report.

First time reporter Mr. Clean has now joined the ranks of Journal reporters, and has filed this Flash Report from last week at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

Here we go...


Reporter: Mr. Clean

Place – 15th Ave. in Chicago

Date/Time – Wednesday, May 6th, 5:30pm - 10:45pm

Hi Doc,

First time reporter here but fairly experienced in this ‘thing of ours’ (my wife and I were at the Art Cinema in Hartford, CT for the School’s Out’ Party, even spoke to you briefly there.) This report is on my recent visit to the 15th Ave. Bookstore in Chicago (listed in your database).

15th Ave. Adult Theater
Chicago, IL

I visited on May 6th. Very quiet evening for the most part, until around 9:30 or. Worth waiting for and I’ll get to that (have to tell the story, right?) I was working nearby for a couple of days and stopped in Weds. evening about 5:30pm. I had been here about 6 months before and knew the layout –theater, small room with padded table behind the screen, about a half dozen booths that don’t require money and have about 20 channels or so and a spa area (separate admission for the spa.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Field Report! Rt.35 Adult Store, Pliny, W.Va by Hot Dee w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has no problem with laser beams on a sea bass, with a very cool and detail-rich Field Report from new contributor, Hot Dee!

Hot Dee and her hubby are on the road, and in their travels hit plenty of adult theaters and ABS's.  And in this Field Report, Hot Dee reviews Rt. 35 Adult Store in Pliny, WV.  I have needed a review of this place for some time now, and now we have one, courtesy of the sexy Hot Dee.

Here we go with her review, and some pics throughout the article of Hot Dee having fun on the road...


Dear Doctor, 

I/We a married swinger couple, frequent Rt. 35 Adult Store in Pliny, WV at every chance time and circumstance permits, and is a fantastic and well managed venue. 

Friday, May 1, 2015

Exclusive! Vickie the Vixen's V1K: The Quest for 1,000 Moments at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say went by the nickname "Goose" before "Top Gun", with a PSA on behalf of my good friend and very naughty girl Vickie the Vixen.

It's good to have goals... Career goals. Personal goals. Business goals. Athletic goals. And in the case of the lovely Vickie the Vixen, adult theater "moment" goals. In the span of just over a year, Vickie the Vixen has put together a pretty impressive resume at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. 

Her accounting team of Victor & Stugotz have calculated that as of this afternoon, she had had 916 "moments" since they began visiting 15th Ave. Pretty amazing stats my friends... The goal is clear. The goal is in sight. 1K or bust!

On the right hand side of The Journal, I have inserted a V1K Box with Vickie's current tally.  Because, we all love goals and the hard, throbbing work put into achieving them.

Keep an eye on the V1K Box on the right sidebar for the latest numbers from this naughty brunette. She's getting close...