Doc here, a man who some say puts the "pike" in Turnpike, with the report you all have been waiting for from the amazing @Kim_in_Public .
This past Tuesday, my good friends Kim and senior Journal scribe Anaconda executed a well-thought our plan and visited the awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Brenda, and Bill!) in NJ. During the afternoon I was provided the occasional update on the visit, but not until afterwards did the full scope come into focus on what a great time they had.
We heard from Anaconda yesterday HERE, and now it's the lovely Kim's turn!
Take it away, good looking!
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Doc,
For years I’ve been hearing about Berlin News Agency. I’ve always wanted to go, but something about it always scared me off. As someone who’d never been to a theater (or even an Adult Bookstore), it just sounded sketchy and dirty. Maybe it was the few times I’d walked into “bookstores” in NYC, back when Times Square was seedy, that colored my view. So that, and the fact that BNA is about two hours away, kept me from seeing for myself.
Two days ago I visited for the first time and let me tell you, was I ever wrong about Berlin News Agency!
My tour guide on this Adult Theater Adventure was the incomparable Anaconda.
Anaconda and another Lizardo Journal follower who we'll call S got there ahead of me, so when I walked in they were already chatting up the three people behind the desk. They introduced me to Paul and Brenda and another nice man whose name escapes me right now. There was a TV playing a loop of photos Paul had taken with the women patrons of BNA in various states of undress. I, of course, agreed to add my photos to the loop. Who am I to pass up an opportunity for naked photos with attractive men? (Can’t wait to see them next time I’m there!)
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The three of us entered the theater and Anaconda gave me the obligatory tour. The theater seemed clean (it was dark, so we’ll just give them the benefit of the doubt) and well maintained. (When I used the bathroom there wasn’t a big hole in the wall like there was at Green Door!) There was a theater room with a bleachers section (and I just had visions of people sitting there cheering the action on with “Go Kim” banners!) and then a section divided into four “cubicles” with bench seating and these large padded “coffee tables” in the center that definitely were not there for you to put your drink down on.
Doc here, a man who some say puts the "spear" in spearmint, with a very cool Visit Announcement for those of you who will be in around The Art Cinema in Hartford on Monday March 12th, 2018.
My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be back at the mighty Art Cinema TWICE on Monday March 12th, 2018! The first round will be at 12 Noon, and the nightcap will start at 7pm.
Here are a few pics of The Sexual Athletes to wet your appetite for March 12th:
