Thursday, August 31, 2017

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Tuesday is the Best Day - Part Tue w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say was the May 2016 centerfold for "Dad Bod" magazine, with a curveball from my very good friend, senior Journal reporter, and certified physician's assistant, Twistingly!

Twistingly is a bad girl in all the ways one might imagine, and a few that you might not imagine. I would classify this report in the latter of the two categories above.  What Twistingly always gives us is a fresh perspective into her erotic vision, and this report does just that! 

Take it away, the amazing Twistingly!


Guys are always going to 15th Ave.Adult Theater in Chicago hoping to see a couple or single female put on a show. Well, today the tables were turned and the guys put on a show for the girl.

I was in Chicago for another Tuesday visit to the theater with my sidekick RG.  After a few solo adventures, I was really starting to miss him and I had a few stories to share. I picked him up at our usual spot, then decided to hit a Chinese buffet for lunch and to catch up. I filled my plate with Lo Mein and filled RG in on my weekend, telling him (and the man sitting at the table across from us) about all the naughty stuff I saw (and did) during my visit to Camp NCN in WI.

Bellies full, our next stop was 15th Ave. We've said before that Tuesday is the best day and we were out to prove it again. There were several guys sitting and waiting in their cars when we arrived, a sure sign that nothing was going on inside, so we parked and waited too. We watched the guys walk back and forth from their cars to the store, including a guy we hadn't seen before wearing white athletic socks and no shoes. That was a new one.

RG checked his email and saw a couple alert from the Yahoo group. Incredulous that we could have missed the arrival of another couple, we went inside to investigate. We did our usual loop through spa, booths, and theater, but didn't see any sign of a couple in the house. Not wanting to attract more attention than necessary, we settled into our spot in the abandoned corner booth between the vending machines. It's out of the way, but offers a good view of everyone coming and going from the spa and booths.

We sat together on the scratchy upholstered chair and tried to figure out where we had gone wrong. We wondered if the couple had slipped in from the front. Had the staff seen us lurking and counted us as a couple before we came in? 

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Flash Report! Ray is Back, and Hits Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a Doublehead-Her on 8/25 & 8/26/17

Doc here, a man who some say was one half of the knife throwing act "Emilio & Chet", a bottom tier circus act fraught with trust and accuracy issues right from the get-go.

Senior Journal scribe Ray is back, and he is still in the Pacific Northwest.  His next port of call has been Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and his report is a two-fer over this past weekend.

Ray, take it away, sir!



I just finished reading Khal and Khaleesi's report from their latest trip to the 15th Ave Theater, and it "raised" a couple of things for me. Besides the obvious, it brought up a memory of some behavior that I witnessed just last night at Secrets in Des Moines, Washington. I am continuing my tour of the great Northwest and after a stellar weekend in this thing of our last week, I have been lucky enough to spend a little time exploring Secrets. I am happy to report that I enjoyed two good nights there.

Before I get to the details, let me give some kudos to the staff at Secrets. When I make these trips, I almost feel like a secret shopper. I know that I am probably going to be reporting on what I see there - whether it is good or bad. I don't tell anyone that, of course. I just keep my eyes open. Here's what I saw at Secrets. 
Des Moines, WA
While Secrets isn't big, and it lacks the ambiance of a theater like the Art Cinema in Hartford, it is impeccably clean, well run, properly supervised, and provides a safe, comfortable atmosphere for their patrons, with a special sensitivity to couples. And that's why couples show up. I won't go into all the details (cuz nobody comes to your site for that), suffice it to say that the guys behind the counter keep their eyes open, too.

Surrounding the small retail area are three viewing areas. Up front, there is a room with a stripper pole and benches lining the walls. The videos in that room, during my visits at least, featured tranny action. Across from that room is a small gloryhole area with two booths. I saw women working the hole both nights of my visit. On Friday it was cute wife entertaining her hubby by serving the troops. On Saturday, a curvy redhead was taking on all cummers as her man stood outside.

Monday, August 28, 2017

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 6 - Amber Foxxx! (w/5 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say starred as "The Long Oboe" in an all-nude production of "The Music Man" as a freshman in college. The college newspaper critic called his performance "jarring, and very premature."

Welcome back to "8 Questions from The Good Doctor". In this ongoing series, The Good Doctor asks a series of provocative questions to some of the legendary ladies I know in the adult theater scene.

In today's chapter, we talk with the amazing Amber Foxxx.  This amateur porn star has been tearing this thing of ours for many years, and after several years away from the scene, she's back and naughtier than ever!  Trust me on this...I'm a Doctor.

Here we go... (All pics in this feature are courtesy of Amber Foxxx)
The Amazing Amber Foxx!
The Good Doctor: When was your first trip to an adult theater/ABS?

Amber Foxxx: Those are two different places so I’ll give an answer for each! I had been dating my now-husband for about a month or two (so like in 1995). It was a small shop, so it wasn’t really memorable, but what I do remember was the trip there and home! It was about an hour from home and he asked me to go without panties so he could play with me in the far. I got fingered all the way up to the shop and gave some road head. We found a parking lot, and this shop was a lingerie boutique and bookstore, and it was on the main street of the small city it was in. We had to walk about a block and as we crossed the street a wind came up and blew my skirt up over my waist! I moved to bring it down but he grabbed my hands so I couldn’t and the skirt stayed up! The cars at the crosswalk honked and waved as I felt my face get flushed. It was at that moment that I knew our lives weren’t going to be normal! As a bonus to that story, I had my boobs out all the way home showing them off to truck drivers!

Doc: Which adult theater did you attend, and who were you with (if anyone at all)?

AF: The adult theater I first visited was the Cinema III in Des Moines, Iowa in about 1998. We had been swinging for maybe 6 months to a year at this point and I’m pretty sure the very first time we went we met the famously sexy Simone and Mr. S! They played porn in a big theater and every 2 hours a live dancer would come out and do a live toy show then make the rounds for cheap lap dances.
Doc: On a scale of 1-10 how anxious/scared/nervous were you on your first adult theater trip?

AF: I would say I was more excited than nervous – I don’t remember being nervous at all! I’ve always kind of had the attitude that I’ll try anything once and if I don’t like it I won’t do it again. So maybe like a 2?

Doc: What did you do sexually on that first visit?

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Khal & Khaleesi's #35orBust at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 8/17/17 w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say for many years was in the #1 broadcast booth for national games, but how finds himself stuck doing sideline work for Jags home games only.

On August 17th, somewhere around 11:15am, The Good Doctor, along with Bob from 15th Ave. Adult Theater, hoisted The Lizardo Lantern to the roof of this adult theater. It's mission: Notify the good patrons of 15th Ave. that the amazing Khaleesi & her squire Khal had arrived for #35orBust, her 11th visit!

In this detail rich report, Khal takes us deep inside this visit in the mid-afternoon in Chicago's western burbs.  It was a visit of some important firsts, including a gentleman who was rewarded for acting like a gentleman in a previous visit. 

Also, there is also an important message to guys attending Khaleesi & Khal's visits. You'll know it when you read it. If guys cannot follow the ground rules of the couple AND the theater's rules of conduct, incredible scenes like Khaleesi's visit will disappear right in front of you. I will speak more about this in the conclusion of this report.

The incredible Khaleesi was ready. Khal was ready. And a Powerball Lottery Winner was ready.

This is their story...


Hello, Lizardudes and Lizardettes,

Can you believe it's now been 11 TIMES (!!!) that Khaleesi has had a group of guys at 15th Avenue give her the bukkake she loves? It's been an amazing series of experiences made possible for us with the help of 1) Doc's continued guidance and promotional efforts, 2) 15th Ave's great facilities and staff, and 3) the spunk shooting help of almost 200 (!!!) polite gentlemen who have become our partners in Khaleesi's passion for bukkake.

If you've been reading Doc's outstanding "8 Questions" interviews with some of adult theater's most legendary ladies, almost all have commented about the surprisingly good behavior of men in the theater. Our experience on our journey into This Thing of Ours has been the same. Many of what we now call "our guys" have been to four or five of Khaleesi's visits. They treat her with respect, they follow her rules, and they shower her with compliments. (Is "shower" too much?)

Friday, August 25, 2017

Just Released! The Secret Room 2125: Pimps n Hoes Party Promo Video!

Doc here, a man who some say directed episode 113 of the long-running BBC program, "Go-Go with Gary", an episode critics called "unacceptable" and "disturbing beyond words". 

Next Saturday, September 2nd, 2017, join The Good Doctor as he hosts "The Secret Room 2125: Pimps n Hoes Party" in the party room of 15th Ave. Adult Emporium in Chicago.

Please check out the video below for a special announcement on who our special guest bartender will be as well!  


TONIGHT in Portland! Cumon Iwanna Lay U Luau Party at The Oregon Theater on Friday 8/25/17 8pm - 3am!

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Visit Announcement! Ginger Squirts at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago Friday 8/25/17 at 8:30pm!

Doc here, a man who some say lives for the deep sea, aboard his research vessel, the S.S. Erezione

Next time you see The Good Doctor, you can thank him for this Visit Announcement...

Friday night, August 25th, 2017, join my good friend Ginger Squirts as she, along with master Thom, and another lifestyle couple visit 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. They are set to arrive around 8:30pm. 

Here is a brand new pic of Ginger Squirts to marinate over until Friday night: 

And kids, as always, tell Ginger Squirts that "Doc sent me!"


Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Crazy 8! The Journal's 8 Year Anniversary! Celebrating Another Year Covering This Thing of Ours!

Doc here, a man who some say can't believe it was 8 years ago today that The Good Doctor launched The Journal of Adult Theaters on August 22, 2009 with a short post introducing myself to you, the good readers of The Journal:
And yes, we did get started alright!  All 2,866 times since that Sunday afternoon when post #1 hit the interwebs!

The Good Doctor wants to thank each and every one of you for your support, love, & kindness since I started this blog.  I hope the information has been helpful to you, and worse case scenario, provided some titillation. 

Please keep the reports coming in... The adult theater scene is growing and changing, and it's our duty to chronicle the scene. 


Thanks, and it's onto year 9!


Box Score: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 8/19/17

Doc here, a man who some say played TV's Sergeant Braciole on the long running show "Catch Me if you Dare", in the early 70's. 

The Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this past Saturday night was one for the ages.  Picture this, dear readers...

At one table, sat three adult theater legends: Amateur porn star Amber Foxxx, Bukkake Queen Khaleesi, and legendary gang bang girl, Stuntslut Simone! Between the three of them, they gave us six of the breast best reasons to come to 15th Ave. for one of our HUGE events. 

While The Good Doctor will run down party details later this week, here is the Box Score for the evening:

Box Score:
Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater

Couples: 81
Single Girls: 3
Trans Girls: 9


Monday, August 21, 2017

Flash Report! Ray Takes Max & Sarah's Wondrous Road to The Oregon Theater in Portland on 8/18 and 8/19/17

Doc here, a man who some say had a famous high-wire act at the Chez Bippy, a small but lovely showroom near the Tappan Zee. 

Across the country this weekend, adult theaters had one of those magical weekends. Berlin News Agency, 15th Ave. Adult Theater, The Art Cinema, Secrets, and The Oregon Theater were rocking. 

Big time.

I love it when veteran adult theater reporters like senior Journal scribe Ray are on site to take in (and take) on a great adult theater scene. And that is exactly what happened at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR on 8/18 & 8/19/17.  Ray (as well as the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland) were on hand to soak in the goodness that is Max & Sarah's visit. 

Readers of The Journal are well aware that Max & Sarah are making a big name for themselves in the adult theater scene, from theater to theater. And this past Friday and Saturday, Portland's couples, gentlemen, and ladies got to see it for themselves.

As did Ray.  Take it away, sir!


Dear Doc,

As I sit down on this sunny Sunday morning to write this, the Oregon Theater of Portland is ranked “3b” on Doc’s Adult Theater Power Rankings. There is a reason for that. I may have seen better nights in porn theaters than the one I experienced at the Oregon last night, but if I have, they were a long, long time ago. This is my first trip to Portland and my first chance to experience the Oregon. On top of that, my trip happily coincided with a visit from Max and Sarah. Having read their previous reports, I was eager for a chance to see them with my own eyes. They (she) did not disappoint! More on them in a bit. First, let’s get a wider view of the weekend.

I hit the Oregon on Friday night assuming that things might be a bit slow, since Max and Sarah’s announcement might have influenced those who only had one night to give to debauchery to roll in on Saturday. While things may have been a bit more quiet on Friday, they were certainly memorable. 

Lizardo Eclipse Day - A Few Helpful Tips to Get Through the Day + New Reports at The Journal!

Doc here, a man who some say noted astronomer Carl Sagan referred to as being "...composed of billions & billions of molecules of douche bag", with quick notes on today's solar event, plus new reports going online today at The Journal.

From Oregon to South Carolina, million of good people with destroy their work day efficiency by donning a pair of $38 eclipse glasses, or as in my case, standing inside a refrigerator box with a pinhole cut in it, in my back yard in The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college), sipping a Bloody Mary, listening to Pink Floyd. 

The event will last only a few minutes, so as you are trying to regain eyesight in your one "good eye", how about a few reports from an incredible weekend in this thing of ours?

Here is what is coming up today at The Journal:

  • Box Score: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 8/19/17.  Mon Dieu, what a crazy zoo for this party!  Get the details this morning at The Journal.
  • Flash Report! Ray checks in with (in my opinion) his best Flash Report ever (he has been submitting reports for 6+ years to The Journal). His subject?  A trip to Portland, and two wild nights at The Oregon Theater during Max & Sarah's visit!

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Updated 8/19/17! Tonight in Chicago: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 8/19/17 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 8/19: Doc here with your latest update on tonight's huge "Back to School Party" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The jet black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready for the long trip into the city from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. My lab coat has been dry cleaned and pressed, my stethoscope tuned up, and I'm so ready to see some patients!

Let's review some of the rules of the road for tonight's big party, shall we?

M/F Couples: $30
Single Guys: $50
Single Females: $20
Trans-Girls: $20

Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!  Each bag has a $50 retail value!  Don't miss this reward for being an early bird!

BYOB: Bring your own, kids.  We will have soda, mixers, water, & Red Bull to keep you hydrated!

All-Star Guests: If you think a solar eclipse is rare, how about three adult theater legends in the same place at the same time?  Stuntslut Simone, Khaleesi & Khal, & amateur porn star Amber Foxxx will all be in attendance!  And dozens of Chicago's sexiest sexies!

Sexy Outfit Contest at 10:15pm! The show sensation that will last a lunchtime!  Ladies, please sign up with The Good Doctor early, as we have three great, vibrating prizes to the top three wieners winners!

No Cell Phones!: To be blunt, there is absolutely no cell phone usage of any kind inside the facility! Zero. None. If you have to check your messages, you are required to step outside. We will have extra security on hand (regular and undercover) to enforce this policy.

Couples Preferred Parking in the rear lot! Security will guide you to where to park.

Where is this shindig?  15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL. 

That's it kids!  For up to minute info, Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal !

See you tonight! Doctor's orders!


Just confirmed for this party will be a long-overdue visit by two of my best friends in this thing of ours, Stuntslut Simone & her hubby Mr. S!  

The party room is decorated in it's finest Back to School decorations, and we will be ready to host you for a great night at 15th Ave., hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Next update tomorrow morning!  Questions?  Please e-mail me HERE.



Updated 8/17: Doc here, a man who some say hosted the 1977 game show "12 Pickles", with your latest update on this Saturday's Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

I can officially name some of the great couples that will be attending Back to School this Saturday night!  Here we go:

My good friend, amateur porn star Amber Foxxx, and her hubby Dick!

The now legendary Mother of All Squirters, my good friends Khaleesi (in her "Hot for Teacher" outfit) & Khal!

Any a few more great couples to be announced soon!  Stay tuned!

Next, the swag bags for Back to School are complete!  Here is a sneak peek at them!
Next update very soon...



Back to School is one of the biggest parties of the year at 15th Avenue, and one that should not be missed!  If naughty schoolgirls or hot teachers are your game, this one is for you!

Here are some party highlights to look forward to:
  • This is a BYOB event!
  • Swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!
  • Naughtiest Schoolgirl/Hottest Teacher Sexy Outfit Contest!  Great prizes!
  • Dancing!  DJ!
  • A guy in a lab coat
Make plans to join us Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for Back to School, our annual naughty schoolgirl party!

Next update is later today, with a tease on some of the hot couples who will be attending the party!


Couple's Flash Report! Jason & Aria at Adult World in Rennselaer, NY in...2014!

Doc here, a man who some say interned as a college student at Eye World in Los Angeles, but eventually left since they just did eyes.

This terrific first-time report on a first-time visit to an ABS/theater has an interesting story behind it. I'd like to introduce you to Jason and Aria.  These two NYers (as I salute my former home state) did some reconn, and decided Adult World in Rennselaer, NY was going to be where they lost their adult emporium cherry. 

Oh, this report was submitted in 2014. It slipped through the cracks, and Aria was kind enough to bring it back to my attention. Thank you!

So where, how, and what happened? It is here where we pick up the report from Jason & Aria... Take it away, kids!


Hi Doc,

As a couple in our 30s/early 40s, this was our first venture into the adult theater world.  We had done some research (including your blog!) and settled on Adult World in Rennselaer, NY.  My boyfriend, Jason, stopped by a few days before to take a tour and scope the place out to make sure it wasn't too sketchy.  He called me after he left the place and seemed to think it would work for us.  

Jason described the theater and the booths and we agreed we'd try out a booth when we had a chance to stop in.  The main guy working the counter was friendly and showed him around, he also explained the process ($5 per person for the booth up front - you print out the coupons and put them in in exchange for credits, I think it came out to 4 credits per $1).  

Monday night was the night we settled on, we got there at about 10:30pm although apparently the theater closes at 11pm, we thought it was midnight based on the store hours online, but he didn't make us leave so that worked out well.  
Adult World
Rennselaer, NY
When we first got there, I was definitely nervous. There were two other guys standing around outside the theater and booth areas.  We went in and picked one of the further booths to the back, one of the guys kind of hung around and it was a little concerning but he didn't come over.  I think he might have been hoping to watch or get an invitation.  We went into the booth and the volume control wasn't working properly, either super loud or silent, so we just left it off while the movie played on the screen.  The booth was pretty cramped but apparently it's only intended for one person (didn't really read the posted rules until after we finished!)

Friday, August 18, 2017

Updated 8/18: TONIGHT! Visit Announcement! C&R at Fantasyland 1 (&2) in Tampa Friday 8/18/17 between Midnight & 1am!

Updated 8/18 at 10pm CT: C&R are coming back for even more adventures TONIGHT, Friday 8/18 starting between Midnight and 1am at Fantasyland 1 & 2!

A mini report from last night is on the way...

Join them, and tell 'em Doc sent you!



Doc here, a man who some say keeps on giving 'til it hurts, with a GREAT Visit Announcement for my friends in the Tampa area!  You are in for a treat!

My good friends C&R have trekked all the way down to Tampa for some naughty fun at Fantasyland 1 (&2) and will be there TONIGHT, Thursday the 17th, for some sexy time!

Not only is "R" the covergirl for "Smut for a Sunday Evening", she is an insatiable Wonder Woman-esque legend in the adult theater scene!  
Check out these images of "R" in her natural habitat: naked in front of strangers, and at times, covered in their cum!

Couple's Flash Report! Max & Sarah Hit Bliss & Xposed Adult Theaters in Dallas, TX - July 2017 + Portland Preview!

Doc here, a man who some say sent a belated birthday card to Leon (his birthday was April 10th, 2017), but I'm not sure how long he will live...

Dear readers, do I have a special 1-2 punch for you in this great Couples Flash Report from my good friends Max & Sarah!

Nor only are you mere seconds away from reading one of the hottest Couple's Flash Reports I have had the pleasure of editing in a long time, Max & Sarah are also going to be in Portland, OR this weekend!  They will be hitting The Oregon Theater Saturday night 10pm-ish, and what better warm up for that visit than this report (and PICS!)

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and let this report sink in...


Hello Again Doc & Readers,

We are back with another review of a recent weekend in Dallas. Max wanted me to write up the whole experience, but, as we have previously established, once things start happening I am not the most accurate journalist so he added some notes.  


The theater we went to in Dallas was Bliss. We were excited for a few reasons. First of all, in the state of Texas we were kind of running out of places to go and we had heard great things about Bliss .
Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

I’ll begin with the overall appearance and vibe. Bliss is nice!  Like Colette nice. I was very surprised. There is a large main room with white couches and a couple of televisions playing porn. Against the wall there are some small rooms with beds, with real sheets!  I have a thing about sheets. If you walked down the hallway with the beds you turn the corner and you are in the theater itself, where are 6 couches.

The place was packed for a Friday afternoon. We had posted on a few sites that we would be there and I think that at least a few of the guys there were for us, which made me very happy. 

We went into the theater and were followed by almost every guy in the place. There were so many that I actually got a little nervous.  When I get nervous I can be a little hesitant, like I don’t know where to sit or what to do and that is when Max very quickly figured out the headspace I was in and took charge.
The Lovely Sarah!
We sat on a couch in the middle row. Max was at the end of the couch and I was in the middle. We sat down and we started kissing. Pretty quickly Max’s hand was up my dress and we were surrounded by guys on all sides. Max told me to stand up and hand him my panties.  And BTW, this is something that Max usually does. Its his way of saying its time to invite company.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Last Minute Visit Announcement! Doc's Good Friend T + her New Friends at Horse Cave, KY TONIGHT at 9:45pm!

Doc here with a last minute Visit Announcement for tonight!

My good friend T, along with a fun couple (new friends of her's) are hitting Horse Cave, KY TONIGHT 8/17/17 at 9:45pm ET!  They are looking for fun, so if "fun" is your middle name, please give them some. 


Flash Report! Anaconda Doubles Down with 2 Flash Reports! Paris Twin Cinema in Syracuse & Swing Shift Video in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada

Doc here, a man who some say prefers to turn 2 instead of turning 1, with a value-packed Flash Report from 2 rarely-reported adult theaters from senior Journal scribe, Anaconda.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have been to the Paris Twin in Syracuse many time when I was a resident NYer, but haven't been back in many years.  As for for Swing Shift, nope.

What say you, Anaconda?


Hey Doc! 

I'm back with a double report from a couple more new 1st time stops for me:

Paris Twin Theater
Syracuse, NY
1) Paris Twin Cinema in Syracuse, NY - I was passing through CNY on my way home from a social function and decided to stop in and check it out. It was late afternoon on a Sunday and I knew that probably not much would be going on, but I wanted to investigate and pass on the info to my fellow Journal readers. 

I apologize if some of the details escape me since I have not been as prompt as usual in drafting my report as I usually am. This particular theater is a converted standard movie theater from the days before the mega-multiplex where there were only between 1-3 screens at a location. So you walk in and straight to the old ticket booth where the guy tells me its $12 admission PER SIDE! No back and forth! Yikes! 

I inquired about gay side/straight side arrangement and he said that wasn't the case. They play 2 features, 1 in each theater, and at least on this particular day, both were straight films. He did say that at that moment theater 2 was empty and theater 1 had a few guys in there. 

This Afternoon (8/17/17) at 3pm! Summer Slam with Khaleesi & Khal at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say puts the "ram" in ramen noodles, with a Visit Announcement I am sure you have been waiting for....

Khaleesi & Khal return to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on this afternoon, Thursday August 17th, 2017 at 3pm CT for "Summer Slam".   The theme for the afternoon will be "35 or Bust". 

In their last visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater , the lovely Khaleesi set a new personal best with 33 shots across her gorgeous face. Everyone is in agreement that we need to raise that bar. 

Need a motivational tool?  I got you...
The Lovely Khaleesi
Please mark your calendar for Thursday August 17th, 2017 at 3pm for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for Khaleesi & Khal's Summer Slam.  Luck may be shining on you...

Follow Khaleesi & Khal on Twitter at


Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Freeze Frame: Everyone Needs A Little Hawaiian Eyeful In Their Life Edition w/46 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say was San Fillippo's Hardware Man of the Year in 1984, starring in a series of unsettling place mats with various hoses & pipes. Sales were weak.

Riddle me this, Journal of Adult Theaters readers: How can one top yesterday's Couple's Flash Report from adult theater legendary lady, Hawaiian Eyeful? With brand new pics, and a video of a Marine dropping the hammer on her, where can we go from here?

Well, Lizardos and Lizardettes, I'll tell you how.  How about a Freeze Frame Report with the best of the best of Hawaiian Eyeful!  From the earliest pics submitted by Ms. Eyeful and Mr. Eyeful, to highlights from a photo shoot shot by The Good Doctor himself in a luxury hotel in Portland, to new images of her playing in adult theaters. All for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Enjoy the goodness that is the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful! (Also, click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images)

Freeze Frame: Hawaiian Eyeful's Best of the Best

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN

Doc here, a man who some say believes in the three principles of a happy life: faster jets, bigger alligators, and prettier women.  

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda returns with the 411 on a new location (no reports yet on The Journal), Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN.  Take it away, sir!


Hey Doc! 

Your pal Anaconda checking in with a Flash Report from Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN. This was a new destination for me, so of course my first course of action was to refer to the adult theater database and choose a target. 
Adult Emporium
Evansville, IN
I arrived at Adult Emporium a little before 8PM. You walk into the store and it's pretty scarcely stocked, but I wasn't there to shop obviously. I chatted with the clerk a bit and inquired about the couples traffic. He replied with a very unenthusiastic, "Eh, once in a while, usually on weekends." I've certainly learned to not get my hopes up, especially in a small town on a Tuesday night. The rates are $8 for the theater or $10 for theater and booths, so I went for the combo, and it came with 3 dollars worth of tokens to feed into the booths. Not a bad deal. 

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 5 - Stuntslut Simone! (w/7 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say was International Harvester's June 2003 centerfold, with Chapter 5 of "8 Questions from The Good Doctor". And our interviewee is none other that my very close friend, the legendary Stuntslut Simone!

Her answers to The Good Doctor's deep, probing questions will inform, delight, & titillate you. To those of you who have met her at an adult theater, or at one of many many adult theater parties or events, you know that she is the real deal: hot, naughty, fun, dresses to kill, and as hardcore as you can imagine!

Ladies and gentlemen, that is a recipe for a killer "8 Questions from The Good Doctor" with the awesome Stuntslut Simone.

Here we go...
(All images courtesy of Stuntslut Simone. All Rights Reserved.)
Stuntslut Simone
The Good Doctor: When was your first trip to an adult theater (year, month, etc. and which city)?
Stuntslut Simone: It was a long, long time ago. Long enough ago that some of the less-exciting details are tough to recall, and it will also peg me as older than some may suspect. Should I really admit this? Oh, okay, fine...I’m pretty sure it was 2003. And in Las Vegas, which is a great place to go be true to your inner pervert.