From Oregon to South Carolina, million of good people with destroy their work day efficiency by donning a pair of $38 eclipse glasses, or as in my case, standing inside a refrigerator box with a pinhole cut in it, in my back yard in The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college), sipping a Bloody Mary, listening to Pink Floyd.
The event will last only a few minutes, so as you are trying to regain eyesight in your one "good eye", how about a few reports from an incredible weekend in this thing of ours?
Here is what is coming up today at The Journal:
- Box Score: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 8/19/17. Mon Dieu, what a crazy zoo for this party! Get the details this morning at The Journal.
- Flash Report! Ray checks in with (in my opinion) his best Flash Report ever (he has been submitting reports for 6+ years to The Journal). His subject? A trip to Portland, and two wild nights at The Oregon Theater during Max & Sarah's visit!
- 8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 5 - Amber Foxxx! You need to check out this amateur porn star's answers in this HOT feature! Up later today!
- The next 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago announced: Football Fantasy Party on Saturday September 16th, 2017.
So kids, be careful out there. Keep your eyesight. You'll need it navigating deep inside the dark confines of an adult theater.
Thanks,
Doc
