To date, we have had Kim's, Anaconda's, & Dry Clean Only's report. The only one we were missing was the mystery man from the parking lot encounter, Jack.
Well kids, Jack's report is here... Enjoy!
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Doc,
It was a such a long day. Work was piling up at the office and I knew that I had so much stuff to do afterwards. Ugh.
After a tumultuous day riddled with a bunch of year end nonsense, I was out and about just trying to get some Christmas shopping done. Instead of pretending to be jolly Old Saint Nick, I was completely unfocused and kept thinking about how bad I wanted to get rid of my several day buildup of Christmas cheer.
Not a big fan of my local bookstore for a myriad of reasons. However, I said fuck it and decided to take a drive by. The lot was kind of busy to my surprise. I still wasn’t sure if I was going to venture inside or not. Couples have been known to frequent this seedy little place from time to time (The Green Door in Bethlehem, PA). I parked and waited for a minute. I was chubbed up by the sheer thought of some unadulterated NSA fun and headed for the door.
