Thursday, May 26, 2011

Brent's Theater Tails Flash Report! "Tuesday. One Couple. 30 Minutes"

Doc here with the latest from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland. When it comes to adult theaters, there is Portland, OR, and then there is the rest of the world as we know it.  And we are truly blessed that we have Brent to capture the moments that make our niche so exciting.

Even a Tuesday night can be exciting in Portland. Here is Brent's breakdown...


Tuesday. One Couple. 30 Minutes.

The couple that came to The Paris Theater in Portland last night made the most of their half hour visit. When I got there , they were on the first couch to your left after you walk into the theater through the left entrance to the auditorium past The Couples Oasis and down the stairs.

She was a cute Peppermint Patty, goth, tattooed suicide girl and he was a fit, compact tattooed Trainspotting guy. Her tits were out and he was finger fucking her wet pussy.Then he went down on her causing her to yell out in agonizing pleasure. She was telling him how horny she was and how wet she was. She said words to the effect " I'm a dirty girl!"

The Tuesday regulars gathered around them and soon hands were caressing her exposed tits and nipples and reaching for her pussy. Her vagina was wet and warm and tingling. She gently pushed our hands away then reached for a cock and started caressing it. Men leaned into her and sucked on her sensitive nipples.

She saw a cock she liked and asked her old man " Can I have a taste" Her old man nodded and she leaned forward and started sucking on it. Soon he was coming. She offered her body and face up if anyone else wanted to come on her. " Just don't get it in my eyes," she smiled. Only one guy took advantage of her offer. There were just 8 men in the theater at the time.

They decided to go for a beer and said they would be back in a while. Someone told them that the theater closed at midnight. "Our perv palaces stay open 24 hours a day, where I come from," she laughed.

I told her that if they came back before midnight , the clerk would keep the theater open long enough for them (and everybody else) to get off. I had no right to say that because it's actually up to the  discretion of Ray or the clerk. But I said it because I wanted them to come back and play some more.

Funny thing is I didn't even wait around for them. I left the theater around 11:30 and headed for home. If they did return to the theater for round two, I hope they had a good time and I hope there was a few new cocks for her to play with. She was, or was in the process of becoming that kind of girl.


Doc here again... Brent is the gold standard of adult theater reporters, and this report is a great example of his work. This thing of ours benefits from his reporting, and has opened the doors for many other adult theater scribes by the examples he has set over the years. 

Sometimes we don't say this enough, but thank you, Brent.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail Jet Li The Good Doctor at The staff here at The Journal (OK, me) needs more reports as readership grows. 

So pretty please, with sugar on top -  Send in your reports.


Flash Report: The Captain Sounds The Collision Horn on Adult World in Rensselaer, NY

Doc here with another fisherman's platter of a Flash Report from that crusty old seadog, The Captain.  Cappy stays close to home port, and hits Adult World in Rensselaer, NY.

One of the things about The Captain's reports that warms The Good Doctor's heart is his colorful descriptions of adult theater sexcapades.  Today's magic word is: spit-roasting.

So put on your rain slicker and enjoy the latest from the Captain...


Ahoy Doc!

I've been busy scraping barnacles (yep, that's what the kids call it these days) with my good arm while my injury heals from that Friday night anchor hoisting incident a few weeks ago. I think if my physical therapist wasn't a living breathing barbie doll I'd get better a lot quicker.

I've been making a few stops into our local bookstore with a mini theater, Adult World at 275 Columbia Turnpike, in Rensselaer, NY (right across the river from downtown Albany). It's actually been a bit busy for couples action.

The real Laura Prepon
We've had a tall red-head who looked a bit like the tall red head on That 70's show.  She went into the booths area around 4pm on a Friday and started blowing her boyfriend, leaving the door open for anyone to watch. Several of us stepped in and were treated to a fabulous tongue swirl technique that brought us to completion quite quickly and she went back to working on her boyfriend. They left after a 30 minute stay.

Another couple stopped in on a Wed night and she took on 7 guys in the theater who enjoyed spit-roasting her, doggy-style was available in the first row where she leaned on the seat and bent over forward towards the second row to offer her mouth. She was very enthusiastic, but kept the moaning a bit muffled. Her husband directed the action as to who got to do what, but all of us enjoyed ourselves and she promised to return soon. Given that it's a Wednesday as I write this I'll be sure to personally visit tonight to see if the promise was kept.

Last Saturday a mature couple stopped in on their 21-speed road bikes (yep, pedal power). He went inside to investigate and she sat down outside right next to the front door smoking area and several of us chatted her up. They went inside together after she had finished her hydration break and she treated us to some quick oral pleasures for about 20mins before they had to hit the road.

I'm planning a trip down river to Cinema Art in Hartford on Fathers Day to be able to give a first-hand account of the festivities.

Signing off the ship's radio with a seaman's favorite dual meaning phrase......... "She's going down!"

The Captain


Doc here again... Thanks to The Captain for his yeoman's effort in this report.  The Captain is not only consistent, he can drop anchor with the best of them.  He's professional and personable.  He's The Captain.

Do you have an adult theater report, past or present?  Just drop Dolph Lungren  The Good Doctor an e-mail at I will assist you in editing and formatting your report, and maybe even drop in a photo or two.  Your provide the raw report, and get the glory.