There must have been something in the air this past Saturday night in Chicago. You know, that hard to describe adult theater vibe. And those vibes must have been emanating from the Midwest's premier adult emporium, 15th Ave. Adult Books.
Taking a break from his coaching duties with the New York Knights, reporter Pops Fisher has submitted a terrific report on his Saturday night and his lineup card. Does everyone stay with the big club, or will anyone be sent down to the minors? And were there any bleacher bums in attendance?
Let's find out! Take it away Pop!
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SATURDAY NIGHT AT 15TH AVENUE BOOKSTORE
“Pop” Fisher
I had two shots under my belt, Biden Bucks burning in my pocket, and travel funds about to expire so I decided to travel to Melrose Park near ORD and visit the 15th Avenue Adult Emporium, one of the top two adult theaters in the country.
The flight over was pleasant . A great looking woman sat in the aisle seat and the middle seat was empty. We talked a little bit and it was very enjoyable. She was every red blooded males’ dream girl, a food scientist for Molson Brewing and a competitive brewmeister!
I arrived at 15th Avenue around 7:30, Saturday evening. There were a number of people hanging out in the parking lot… not a good sign.
The theater was empty but it was early. I admire 15th Avenue’s optimism. There are more seats in the couples’ section than there are in the single’s section. Everytime a guy would walk in, he would head straight to the room behind the screen to make sure he wasn’t missing some action. Lots of guys in and out all evening. The Adult Theater Parade!
The first good action of the night came unexpectedly about 15 minutes after I first arrived. I was going outside for a break when I noticed a group of guys near the back room. The object of their attention was a beautiful Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw turned Porn Star. She had nice round breasts that were pleasingly too big for her tight fit sexy body. Her husband, who looked like a Marine turned punk rocker or a character from a Guy Ritchie movie was encouraging, directing the action.
By the way, there are few things more exciting in “this thing of ours” than to arrive at an adult theater with no expectations and be rewarded by the sight of a beautiful woman in the throes of sexual abandon with a room full of respectfully distanced men of all colors, shapes and sizes.
The action had moved to the room with the “bleachers” and television and the action was impressive. I took out my dick and was about to ask if I could get a little closer when a young man tapped me on the shoulder and said with a smile “Go for it, ‘Pops’ !Well, needless to say, I didn’t “go for it.” I just laughed and went outside instead.
The rest of the night was great. I counted at least one single woman and perhaps 11 couples. Besides Carrie, two other couples were serious players. One was a tall blond with great legs who played “covid responsibly” with select guys along the rope of the couples section.
The gal who made the biggest splash of the evening was one I never got a good look at except when she was in the lobby. Her Fetlife name is Sexslutkitten, and she behaved exactly as her profile describes her. Her visit was amazing..
All in all I’m glad I made the trip to Chicago and 15th Avenue Adult Emporium. Bob and the rest of the crew do a great job.
