Thursday, March 30, 2017

Vote! "Would You Buy Journal of Adult Theaters Swag?"

Doc here, a man who some say knows close to 17 bird calls, with a call to action for you, the good readers of The Journal!

The Good Doctor has been getting more requests than normal for Journal of Adult Theater swag (again). By swag, I mean coffee mugs, adult theater naughty bags, t-shirts, etc. I need to determine if this is a thing, or just one of the random requests I get every day in my In-Box. 

On the right hand side, I have set up a poll than runs until Sunday April 9th at 11:59pm CT. Do your Lizardo Journal duty, and let your voice be heard. 


Couple's Flash Report! (Lucky) Khal & Khaleesi (The Mother of all Squirters) Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 3/17/17

Doc here, a man who some say was the daytime bartender at the Chez Bippy, with an amazing Couple's Flash Report from my good friends, Khal and Khaleesi (The Mother of all Squirters). 

A mere 6 days after the big St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, Khal & Khaleesi returned for more.  And they certainly found more...

Take it away, Khal & Khaleesi!


Hi Doc,

Well, this is where I usually begin with, "It's been too long..." But it hasn't been very long, has it?

Well, the story of this visit to 15th Ave. in Chicago really begins at Doc's St. Patty's Party on 3/11/17. We had a great time at our first party that night - and I will again recommend it to all curious couples - but when we made our way into the theater, Amber Foxxx, her friend Katja, and the amazing Stunt Slut Simone had drawn an overflow crowd into the back room, so we had to set up in the theater and Khaleesi had only eight men cum for her.

(You can read the Report here.)

For Khaleesi, eight is not enough. It was about a dozen guys less than we'd hoped for, so when a social obligation scheduled for the following Friday night unexpectedly fell through, we suddenly had the opportunity to make another visit, only six days later. Still, it wasn't a certainty that we'd be able to go.

While I spent the week thinking about making an announcement via the Journal, hoping to get as many of you there as possible, it was Khaleesi who said, "Let's not make an announcement. If we're able to go, let's just show up and it'll be a happy coincidence for whoever's there."

Those of you who've been with us since the beginning know this is how we always used to do it. No notice. No fun, creative flood warning social media campaign from Doc. And most importantly, no bukkake. We used to just show up and Khaleesi would flood the joint and then we'd leave. No bukkake in the back room. Just a little show and a flood and we'd jet.

Obviously, things have changed.

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits the Berlin News Agency in NJ, and Gets to Periscope Depth on 3/22/17

Doc here, a man who some say put the "Mac" in the "Macarena", with an outstanding Flash Report from senior reporter Dry Clean Only (aka DCO).  

DCO made a lengthy stop in one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, the Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ. BNA is an awesome stop in this thing of ours, and luckily for all of us, DCO's stop was a good one.

Take it away, Dry Clean Only...


Hi Doc, 

With winter and spring business travel upon me, I started planning in advance to take advantage of the driving routes and destinations. I tested the waters with the Twitterverse to see if there were any new haunts out there in Central PA, Baltimore, and Greater Philly for us couples-fans, but it looks like The Journal's Database is fairly complete, and no new spots were suggested. I did make a stop at Adult Video & Gift Outlet (3184 Susquehanna Trail, Duncannon, PA 17020), only to find once inside that the theaters were marked closed, though it was a friendly, clean, well-stocked store. We need another visit, and I regret not having asked the clerks about theater status.

So that brings me to one of my favorite places to visit while on the road: Berlin News Agency. It's never convenient for me to make it there, but the extra hour each way has typically proven worth-it for me, and I only ever go there mid-week. There are a lot of descriptions of BNA on The Journal in my two previous submissions to The Journal, and from others, but if I had to sum it up after visiting other places, I'd say it like this: down to fuck. There's no couples section. There's no grand architecture. There's just a clean, sexy, well-appointed facility for couples-fun.
The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
So I got there at about 5:30pm on a Wednesday. I thought there may be some on-the-way-home-from-the-office play going on, and when I pulled in and saw a bunch of cars in the lot, I thought I had hit paydirt. I walked in and struck up fast conversation with Paul, whom I believe is the General Manager. I hadn't seen Paul in a year or more, but he remembered me readily and we quickly got into great conversation. That's the thing in this thing of ours, the people are great. (ed. note: Paul is awesome!)

Turns out the cars in the lot belonged to the other guys, who, like me, figured there was a chance for an early evening display of affection by a commuting couple. Paul had told me that every day, they have couples, with Friday-Sunday bringing in as many as ten couples in a day without even a themed event going on. However, as Paul told me, today it probably wasn't to be until after dark, because of the unusually sunny and warm March day in NJ. 

So, the horny hopefuls and I roamed the dark hallways and nooks of the theater section to pass time. I eventually got bored, and, ever-the-optimist, I decided to go check out the arcade side of the building, as perhaps a lovely woman on her way home from work had dropped in for a little booth play. Again, nothing exciting going on over there. I had forgotten that entrance to the Arcade at BNA did not allow for free viewing like The Westwood had, but I was prepared with some small bills and fed the machines for a bit, while I tweeted some of my favorite friends on Twitter about my progress thus far.