Doc here, a man who some say put the "Mac" in the "Macarena", with an outstanding Flash Report from senior reporter Dry Clean Only (aka DCO).
DCO made a lengthy stop in one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, the Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ. BNA is an awesome stop in this thing of ours, and luckily for all of us, DCO's stop was a good one.
Take it away, Dry Clean Only...
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Hi Doc,
With winter and spring business travel upon me, I started planning in advance to take advantage of the driving routes and destinations. I tested the waters with the Twitterverse to see if there were any new haunts out there in Central PA, Baltimore, and Greater Philly for us couples-fans, but it looks like The Journal's Database is fairly complete, and no new spots were suggested. I did make a stop at Adult Video & Gift Outlet (3184 Susquehanna Trail, Duncannon, PA 17020), only to find once inside that the theaters were marked closed, though it was a friendly, clean, well-stocked store. We need another visit, and I regret not having asked the clerks about theater status.
So that brings me to one of my favorite places to visit while on the road: Berlin News Agency. It's never convenient for me to make it there, but the extra hour each way has typically proven worth-it for me, and I only ever go there mid-week. There are a lot of descriptions of BNA on The Journal in my two previous submissions to The Journal, and from others, but if I had to sum it up after visiting other places, I'd say it like this: down to fuck. There's no couples section. There's no grand architecture. There's just a clean, sexy, well-appointed facility for couples-fun.
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The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
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So I got there at about 5:30pm on a Wednesday. I thought there may be some on-the-way-home-from-the-office play going on, and when I pulled in and saw a bunch of cars in the lot, I thought I had hit paydirt. I walked in and struck up fast conversation with Paul, whom I believe is the General Manager. I hadn't seen Paul in a year or more, but he remembered me readily and we quickly got into great conversation. That's the thing in
this thing of ours, the people are great. (
ed. note: Paul is awesome!)
Turns out the cars in the lot belonged to the other guys, who, like me, figured there was a chance for an early evening display of affection by a commuting couple. Paul had told me that every day, they have couples, with Friday-Sunday bringing in as many as ten couples in a day without even a themed event going on. However, as Paul told me, today it probably wasn't to be until after dark, because of the unusually sunny and warm March day in NJ.
So, the horny hopefuls and I roamed the dark hallways and nooks of the theater section to pass time. I eventually got bored, and, ever-the-optimist, I decided to go check out the arcade side of the building, as perhaps a lovely woman on her way home from work had dropped in for a little booth play. Again, nothing exciting going on over there. I had forgotten that entrance to the Arcade at BNA did not allow for free viewing like The Westwood had, but I was prepared with some small bills and fed the machines for a bit, while I tweeted some of my favorite friends on Twitter about my progress thus far.
